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what took sticks??

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Plebian Parasite

vanisher



We dug up the green thing. It appears to be a strange greenish clear stone. A small amount of liquid is inside.

Manifisto


oh poo poo, ezood! we've heard of this stuff, it is allegedly involved in mysterious rituals of the strange earth gods

these gods are dangerous and capricious, but could one be summoned and grant us something of value? or are we risking too much?

They Might Be

we should have made the crab square while we had the chance!

vanisher

Manifisto posted:

oh poo poo, ezood! we've heard of this stuff, it is allegedly involved in mysterious rituals of the strange earth gods

these gods are dangerous and capricious, but could one be summoned and grant us something of value? or are we risking too much?

lol ezood

Scaly Haylie

attempt to communicate with the spirits contained in the ezood vessel by making a series of schnapping noises

Manifisto


Lizard Wizard posted:

schnapping noises

lol

Sensual Simian

summer jorts
I bet this is what fyre fest was like

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Drink the ezood

Sensual Simian

summer jorts

Munchables posted:

Drink the ezood

Twenty Four


Get Crab Drunk. Crabdrunk. Crunk.

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
Attack and beat the poo poo out of that bottle like a true master of the crab style, because this crab HAS BEEN EXPOSED TO OOZE BABY! That's right folks, the TMNT ooze from TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze that Vanilla Ice just happened to have lying around.


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

vanisher

Well I don't see any trouble with at least TRYING a si...!!!



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vanisher

We're on the move somewhere



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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Drink the ezood to prepare for the journey

vanisher



vanisher fucked around with this message at 06:18 on May 27, 2017



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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

>DRINK EZOOD

vanisher

After a bumpy ride we crash land into a large bin of some kind



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vanisher

Munchables posted:

>DRINK EZOOD



We slurp the ezood off the pile of refuse

pincers feel... a little wobbly



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Scaly Haylie

>seduce monochromatic duck

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
~Flashing back to his two week training seminar "So You've Been Appointed to Crabology"~
If you get stuck in the field, just remember the four fundamentals:
Check your surroundings
Rummage about
Ask for information
Bash stuff

Grevling

Claim this bin by all that is crab.

What the gently caress so this is an option

Manifisto


wow, our situation has progressed rapidly!

I think we need to look around a bit, take stock

keep an eyestalk out for exits in case a quick escape scuttle becomes necessary

Twenty Four


crab gettin trashy

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

>find ezood

Scroon

Manifisto posted:

wow, our situation has progressed rapidly!

I think we need to look around a bit, take stock

keep an eyestalk out for exits in case a quick escape scuttle becomes necessary

If this translates to "go grab that knife & wave it around threateningly" then yes do that

vanisher

Lizard Wizard posted:

>seduce monochromatic duck



We accidentally fell in love with the duck



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Scaly Haylie

"accidentally"

Sensual Simian

summer jorts
is it just me or is getting hot in here?

vanisher

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

~Flashing back to his two week training seminar "So You've Been Appointed to Crabology"~
If you get stuck in the field, just remember the four fundamentals:
Check your surroundings
Rummage about
Ask for information
Bash stuff



"So... uh... tell me about this place"

The duck is politely silent

We don't have the heart to bash the duck

"uh excuse while I rummage. I'll be back"



We found the following:

A blunt metal thing (it's extremely large)
A piece of a trash bag
A remnant of the ezood container

There are some voices outside... They seem to be puffing smoke out of sticks of some sort

vanisher fucked around with this message at 03:13 on May 28, 2017



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vanisher

Manifisto posted:

wow, our situation has progressed rapidly!

I think we need to look around a bit, take stock

keep an eyestalk out for exits in case a quick escape scuttle becomes necessary

No readily visible exits except for the hatch we came in through



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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

>ezood

vanisher


looks like the last drips of ezood have been absorbed by the trash. Pincers still feel wobbly



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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

>suck ezood out of trash

Manifisto


we got drunk, we found love, this adventure is starting to shape up!

obviously large blunt metal thing is fascinating to us, someone said something about "waving around threateningly" and that sounds like our style

however it's not getting us any closer to waking dread cthulhu from his malevolent slumber in r'lyeh

so I'm gonna suggest we give the duck a goodbye kiss, and head for the hatch

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle

Manifisto posted:

we got drunk, we found love, this adventure is starting to shape up!

obviously large blunt metal thing is fascinating to us, someone said something about "waving around threateningly" and that sounds like our style

however it's not getting us any closer to waking dread cthulhu from his malevolent slumber in r'lyeh

so I'm gonna suggest we give the duck a goodbye kiss, and head for the hatch

Can we snip the duck free of its papery prison and put it in our tiny crab wallet?

...No, if you love it let it go. Let the duck roam free as a gull and peep those stick puffers.

Scaly Haylie

>fashion cape out of "OOZE" label

Scroon

That giant blunt object is critical

We must fulfill our destiny:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA

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vanisher

Manifisto posted:

we got drunk, we found love, this adventure is starting to shape up!

obviously large blunt metal thing is fascinating to us, someone said something about "waving around threateningly" and that sounds like our style

however it's not getting us any closer to waking dread cthulhu from his malevolent slumber in r'lyeh

so I'm gonna suggest we give the duck a goodbye kiss, and head for the hatch


ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Can we snip the duck free of its papery prison and put it in our tiny crab wallet?

...No, if you love it let it go. Let the duck roam free as a gull and peep those stick puffers.

We begin to snip the duck free, but decide it's not worth investing into a relationship at this time, with so much going on.



Looks like the stick people are moving towards the front of the thing we are in... one of them is pushing some sort of big red button. It's a little too high to climb.

vanisher fucked around with this message at 19:21 on May 28, 2017



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