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vanisher



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vanisher

oh hey duck



Duck Jr is that you? You're late again



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vanisher

I better not have Janitorial duty again, what's the schedule say

geez check it yourself you're closer



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vanisher



Duck, you're right in front of it... you look smaller duck... are you on a diet?



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Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
Use your roundhouse to do the speaking for you.


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Scaly Haylie

> "i'm on that mac n cheese diet"

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
attempt to nod in assent

Broken Box

tell them they're on janitorial duty to distract them from your appearance

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Manifisto


thanks, I've been laying off the bread . . . you know, too carb-y. you're looking good too! have you been working out?

vanisher

Dick Bastardly posted:

Use your roundhouse to do the speaking for you.

we begin to hold the back button to charge the flashkick...

No I just got out of the showers so my feathers are laying flat



Broken Box posted:

tell them they're on janitorial duty to distract them from your appearance

haha Duck... you're on janitorial duty



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vanisher

better change into your janitor uniform



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vanisher

Flashkick is fully charged ready to go unless we have a better idea



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Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
Can we "carry" our harnessed kick essence with us for future use?


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

vanisher

Dick Bastardly posted:

Can we "carry" our harnessed kick essence with us for future use?

so long as we move in a crouched position I think so



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Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
>search laundry bin for uniform, put it on.


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Sensual Simian

summer jorts
kick that duck in the h*ckin throat!!

vanisher

well I better get changed, I'm already late

He ran away before we could kick him in the throat



hmm... that's odd.. I don't remember assigning all guard ducks to janitorial duty



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Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
toss laundry all about the locker room while the green duck's back is turned, so as to convince him once he turns around that the place is messy enough to have warranted putting everyone on janitor duty

Twenty Four


I wonder what ducks keep in their lockers? Bread? Do ducks care about care about anything other then bread?

Also Mitch Hedberg had some things to say about ducks and bread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZneT3MbZgsI

vanisher

Sham bam bamina! posted:

toss laundry all about the locker room while the green duck's back is turned, so as to convince him once he turns around that the place is messy enough to have warranted putting everyone on janitor duty



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vanisher



oops



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vanisher

The... uh.. ducks didn't seem to notice or care and began cleaning the area



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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

>find ezood

vanisher

After searching the lockers and area we find the following items

some kind of badge

a hat with a matching logo

A black belt

A towel

A bar of soap



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vanisher

Munchables posted:

>find ezood

Behind a clever hidden panel we find a small container



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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

>equip all
>drink ezood

Scroon

Use our snips to carefully carve the soap into a crab shape, and then leave lying around. If we can slowly and innocuously introduce crab themes to the ducks, maybe they will be more subconsciously amenable to ending the ages-old duck/crab war

Wear the towel as a cape and affix it using the belt

Scaly Haylie

> sip ezood

Manifisto


badge and hat: disguise

towel, belt, and soap: nonlethal missile weapon

ezood: bribe

if we found a broom, we could try to sort of sweep our way past the check point

"dont mind-a me, I'm just-a the janitor"


this is amazing, keep it up vanisher!

vanisher

We sample the Ezood, just to be sure it's a good bribing tool



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vanisher

This ezood doesn't seem to have any effect on us...



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vanisher

uh... maybe we should lay off the ezood



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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

>chug ezood

Manifisto


Munchables posted:

>chug ezood

don't get bribed on your own supplibed

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

don't get bribed on your own supplibed

vanisher

Munchables posted:

>chug ezood

We have enough for one more emergency chug or bribe in the container, our little claws just can't lift the bottle at the moment due to the violent heaving we just experienced.

vanisher fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Jun 5, 2017



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vanisher

Options include:
- come back the way we came, attempt customs
- travel down the lower left path to see what's there
- some other third option



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Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
the lower path doesn't just lead to customs? it looked that way but if not then let's have us a go at it

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Lower left path

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alnilam

Munchables posted:

Lower left path

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