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Give someone crabs via romantic encounter.

Of course I just mean for the crab to pursue a giving and loving relationship between a crab and someone they love, being giving themselves.

Maybe in the trash can.

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Putty posted:

Look for David Hasselhoff in trash

lol

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Get all down in that crab hole!

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Whats up buddies?

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Interesting, I didn't think most crabs had tails. Oh tale yay!

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Get Crab Drunk. Crabdrunk. Crunk.

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crab gettin trashy

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Lizard Wizard posted:

> craft newspaper hat

duck hat

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Keep an eye out for something we can park to show that curb who is boss.

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I wonder what ducks keep in their lockers? Bread? Do ducks care about care about anything other then bread?

Also Mitch Hedberg had some things to say about ducks and bread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZneT3MbZgsI

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Take the path
To the lower left
See what happens
And see what is left!

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I'm scared. I don't know if our disguise is good enough to just hang with those birds, who I think are outside by a little bird dumpster? I guess maybe go up the stairs behind door number two?

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Munchables posted:

>carve coin out of soap
>insert

nice!

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Manifisto posted:

our eyestalks should be superb for crack-peering purposes, let's see what is what

Heck yeah!

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Vandalize that poster, scratch a funny face on it! Search for the slave crabs!

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Approved! Hopefully the search is on then!

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Manifisto posted:

apparently our destiny, perhaps, is to free the crab salves/slaves, arm them with sticks, and get everyone out of this joint alive

or not, as the case may be

Thats what I am thinking!

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A big pile of old dry sticks definately qualifies as a flammable substance! Might be worth bringing up to our new crab friend that should definately be talked to!

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New (old?) crab friend must know where the funace is, and, if we could take the sticks there and burn it down and make that happen so be it!

I really would like to make peace with the birds and all, but, you know, birds...

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Manifisto posted:

before we get too into trying to torch the place, I'd sorta like to see if we can locate and rescue any other crabs who might be pincing involuntarily

Completely agree! Just a bunch of old dry sticks and a furnace seems like an easy 1+1=2 to free our crab bretheren. Definately finding and freeing is the goal, the other just might be an end to that means sometime!

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Scuttle! Or prepare for combat!

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Ride it on out then I guess!

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I like rides. And glory!

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I'd be interested to find out if there are tons of coins with the crab version of George Washington on them in the possible treasure room labeled "Crab Quarters".

(I know, I know)

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It may not be the best idea, but when I see dials, I want to turn things to eleven.

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Manifisto posted:

there will be a time for messing with stuff, but now is perhaps not that time - I'd say let's peep the crab quarters before touching the controls

ok

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I'd say fork over the ezood.

Also just the words "Crab Adventure" make me happy now.

Like if someone on the streets came up to me and said "Wanna go on a Crab Adventure?" I'd be like "Heck yeah!"

Then I would probably end up with an STD :(

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Get past a duck blockade? *Bends down, making the motion* "You duck"

oh jeez im sorry lol

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Could duckson be the prisoner/assassin? Oh no! Or the egg, eggs are kinda the smallest bird. :iiam:

vanisher posted:

We explain that we ducked

makes sense, wait can ducks duck?

We all know what comes after duck duck. Goose.

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Munchables posted:

Byezood *sniff sniff* :(

lol, but yeah

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pouring one out for my crabbies

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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

UC Crab is a deskwizard and he used his tremendous furniturial powers to cast "Summon Lectern V."

Magical! Could come in useful in the future!

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Ya we need some more answers before causing destruction, if we decide to cause destruction! (Also I kinda want to see a robocrab)

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"thinks it has been abandoned"

I don't know if this is a trustworthy bird.

Jerk birds.

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Manifisto posted:

I say we go for duckson. the other crabs can take care of themselves for a while, the duckson rescue(?) is more urgent. also it would be good to get closure on that egg.

Yah I dont like that black bird and I want the best for the crabs, but, being spread thin I guess go with the most urgent issue

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I hope our friends are safe!

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Stay safe crabs!

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Well, that looks like a moving truck, not the garbage truck that King Crab was riding on before, so so much for meeting back up with him right now.

Still, we do know that trucks can get you places sometimes, if we get in danger.

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EZOOD RUN!

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