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SciFiDownBeat posted:

>steal lighter

>throw lighter on ezood truck

>get beefy BITCH

I'm not voting for this I just wanted to point out sometimes your posts are pretty funny with your sig from that one confession thread, and I just read it as part of your post.

vanisher posted:

It appears to be a very tall wall. Likely some kind of sewer wall structure built by someone other than the ducks. It appears this dirt road goes into a tunnel further down the road but we're having trouble seeing very far. Unfortunately no visible items.

Here's the other stuff we can see in the vicinity.

I like the little duck bill and feet on the handicap parking spot, lol!

Anyhow if driving sounds... pretty unlikely, does it look like we could sneak into the back of the truck, and maybe hitch a ride?

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 06:05

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 01:33

Twenty Four

Scuttle in and hide maybe?

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 15:58

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Manifisto posted:

here's a thought, we could have one of us do the talking (and create a distraction) while the other stays hidden and lines up to do a noggin bonk in case things go south

we have a pretty good story, we are worried about our duck friend who may have been kidnapped

if the driver is sympathetic we might try bumming a bottle of ezood off of him for various useful purposes (bribes, firemaking, courage)?

If we aren't hiding this seems solid, but explaining why we are breaking in to his truck to help duckson and egg might take some convincing.

Also this story has come a long way from just a crab on a beach and is cool and good, thanks Vanisher!

# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 12:45

Twenty Four

Slidin all dirty into the butt of that truck!

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 18:47

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super sweet best pal posted:

After whoever it is leaves, let's crack open a box and replenish our ezooD supply.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 09:07

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Olive Garden tonight! posted:

aww yeah stock up on that ezood

then it's time to hackey that sack

super sweet best pal posted:

Check the sack then try to see if we can open the back wall.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 14:09

Twenty Four

Crab that hatch up!

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 10:46

Twenty Four

Check the ventilation option maybe? Hanging out in a non-ventilated trailer could get stuffy!

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 02:42

Twenty Four

Those crabs look like they need a healthy dose of freedom!

# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 10:45

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Manifisto posted:

"hey, y'all look like a bunch of dungeon-us crabs"

"get it, lana? dungeon-us crabs?"

well I do remember the bit about robocrabs sometimes "rebelling," I don't know if that means (a) they chafe against their enslaved situation, which seems understandable, or (b) fall into a homicidal rage and become a danger to everything around them, which might be more of a concern

I suggest we talk to the crabs in the cage if they're alive/conscious and see what they have to say. If they don't seem dangerous I'd be up for freeing them, but maybe we should keep that password handy in case we need to input the shutdown passcode

although I suppose it's possible the passcode might shut us down too

alnilam posted:

Yeah I'm worried that what if these crabs are still loyal like they're supposed to be, and not cool and free minded like us (???)

Perhaps we can make like timothy leary or whatever and free their minds using mind altering substances. it seems like there's enough ezood to share...

ok, word

# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 15:46

Twenty Four

Obviously we are from the outside! I duno about being called a unit though!

# ¿ Sep 2, 2017 11:46

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 01:33

Twenty Four

Sooooooo ready!

# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 13:06

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