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Scroon

Fashion a hat out of wet sand. There's no excuse for not lookin' stylish!

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Scroon

Roll for charisma to see if we can charm the undertrash friend into joining our glorious crab army

Scroon

Gift? What gift?

Oh poo poo were we supposed to bring a gift for our kind hosts? Quick fashion something out of whatever we have in our inventory!

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Manifisto posted:

wow, our situation has progressed rapidly!

I think we need to look around a bit, take stock

keep an eyestalk out for exits in case a quick escape scuttle becomes necessary

If this translates to "go grab that knife & wave it around threateningly" then yes do that

Scroon

That giant blunt object is critical

We must fulfill our destiny:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA

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Manifisto posted:

lol

requesting crab version of :ese:

Scroon

Throw a small piece of whatever's handy at the big red STOP button located just outside! Maybe that will achieve something!

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We must camouflage ourselves to anti-crab forces don't spot us and hamper our noble quest!

Fashion CLEVER DISGUISE out of newspaper to blend in to our surroundings and scuttle undetected.

Scroon

Use our disguise to get close to the guard duck and then we STRIKE


With a disarming compliment about how nice its feathers look. We'll sweet talk our way in.

Scroon

Let's go into the locker rooms and score us a duck jockstrap we can fashion into a slingshot

Scroon

Take all the duck clothes from their lockers and throw them in the fountain

Scroon

If we take their clothes then the ducks can't get dressed and are incapacitated.

Scroon

Take the schedule and destroy it

LET CHAOS REIGN

Scroon

alnilam posted:

alt idea: use your snips to rearrange the schedule so everyone's on janitor duty :laugh:
This is genius

Scroon

Use our snips to carefully carve the soap into a crab shape, and then leave lying around. If we can slowly and innocuously introduce crab themes to the ducks, maybe they will be more subconsciously amenable to ending the ages-old duck/crab war

Wear the towel as a cape and affix it using the belt

Scroon

Soak the towel in water from the fountain, then go through that first door and extinguish the torch that's in there.

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Scroon

If we want to widen the crack, let's just employ the wall as a plumber

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