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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Crab Adventure
 
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Rock Paper Tongue

May cause birth defects

vanisher posted:

vision is limited

nothing in sight except newly arrived seagull and ocean, the beach goes on for a ways

Invent crab bifocals to improve vision, to better spot treasures or scary things hiding in the sand

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