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a seagull lands near the crab and crab pinches the seagull they become friends (seagull joins your party)

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drat that's a chill seagull/crab friend ship

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Crabs are mostly active animals with complex behaviour patterns. They can communicate by drumming or waving their pincers.

crab got something to say, he needs that trash can lid!

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suck its dick

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Macnult posted:

Crab decides to have fun by drumming on the side of the trash can. One of their drum patterns is mimicked by something inside the trash can. Crab is impressed and also curious

Putty posted:

Look for David Hasselhoff in trash

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I bet this is what fyre fest was like

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Munchables posted:

Drink the ezood

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is it just me or is getting hot in here?

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jump, precious crab protagonist.

jump for freedom.

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crabtagonist need a ezood jump so you gotta jump lil buddy

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well poo poo dudes, we heard the man...

go find some sticks

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vanisher, from one stranger on the internet to another: you're great and I never want you to stop

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*hide drugs in your rear end

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kick that duck in the h*ckin throat!!

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bitch rear end crab can't hold his liquor what a noob

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what stats do the black belt grant?!

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nestco sounds...bad, almost as though it should be set ablaze.

rub the sticks together and burn Nestco to the dang ground. it is time for a new crab empire to arise from the ashes of nestco. the birdocrats have reigned for too long and their feathers shall provide powerful fuel for ushering in the crabocalypse.

rub them sticks and start a fire, baby.

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try to find other "salve" crabs, start a "union," burn down "the" bird building

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vandalize the poster and look for slaves

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and clean your glasses, they're probably dirty

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https://youtu.be/LJCTRpvBOb8

the fire rises @ 0:50

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if there were a little space between the floor and the bottoms of the doors, maybe we could attempt to slide a crypt message underneath, the slave crab poster perhaps.

if that's is not possible then it looks like we're going to witness whatever horrors await us on the far side of the conveyor belt. god save our soul.

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duckson is a spy! start pincering him (to death!)

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I think a little nip of the ezood before the next leg of the adventure seems appropriate... just a taste, you know, for courage

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vanisher posted:

Quick! Through the gash!

omfg sexy as heck

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art, real art, must be stumbled upon, discovered almost as if by accident, and wooed. take your time, vanisher.

we'll be here.

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are there any crab nickels or dimes we can check out?

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pubic lice are no laughing matter and they tarnish the good names of hard working crabs everywhere.

which reminds me: is there any chance of us getting laid on this crab adventure?

ezood is god

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vanisher posted:

you've been following a robocrab around nestco this whole time

WHAT THE gently caress?!?!

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