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May 22, 2017 04:29
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lol (I was going for a cyoa kinda thing)
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May 22, 2017 04:42
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May 22, 2017 04:58
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Manifisto posted:ulysses c. crab surveys his kingdom. are there rivals, potential mates, scraps to be eaten? seagulls circling hungrily? vision is limited nothing in sight except newly arrived seagull and ocean, the beach goes on for a ways
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May 22, 2017 04:59
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Putty posted:build quantum computer from sea shells and sand 
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May 22, 2017 05:17
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May 22, 2017 05:32
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The seagull, tired from gathering things, has gone to rest some ways away. There appears to be a path of some kind, and a large cylindrical object some ways down the beach vanisher fucked around with this message at 05:46 on May 22, 2017
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May 22, 2017 05:43
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Just remembered seagulls eat crabs. We got lucky with that chill seagull
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May 22, 2017 05:47
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We braved the sand and made our way to the object having trouble scaling it's slick surface vanisher fucked around with this message at 06:06 on May 22, 2017
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May 22, 2017 06:00
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Manifisto posted:posture angrily at it, maybe do a little dance of aggression Macnult posted:Crab decides to have fun by drumming on the side of the trash can. One of their drum patterns is mimicked by something inside the trash can. Crab is impressed and also curious Beat up the can, no sound from inside  A small hole in the sand seems to have opened at the base
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May 23, 2017 03:59
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Plebian Parasite posted:relax and just be a crab for a bit 
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May 23, 2017 04:05
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Plebian Parasite posted:use Hidden Crab Technique: Can Splitting Gigatango on the trashcan We don't have the village elders permission to use this technique Manifisto posted:poke a twig or bit of grass into that hole before going down there. there may be dinosaurs! 
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May 23, 2017 05:53
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You snap your claws and give a friendly, although a bit formal, greeting to the crab in the hole. No reply is given, but this crab friend seems to beckoning you to join them
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May 23, 2017 16:50
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You attempt the hole It's pitch black except for what appears to be a small glowing flame some ways into the hole 
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May 23, 2017 17:15
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May 23, 2017 17:36
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May 23, 2017 18:44
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 once, long ago, a sea creature of immeasurable size washed ashore on this beach. It had no pincers. Instead it had long slimy appendages and a bulbous head. Our top crabologists studied the beast, but were unable to figure out how it lived, for it had no protective shell. It took every crab working together to drag the heavy carcass under this protective metal bunker. We have been using it as a food source, but with your gift, we think we have developed the ultimate crab weapon.
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May 23, 2017 19:35
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Manifisto posted:hmm, imgur link not working. which is a shame because I am very curious about this Lovecraftian development! I'm phone posting and dont normally image link! Tonight ill check from home. Here it is as an attachment |
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May 23, 2017 21:23
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May 24, 2017 04:15
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pretty neat huh
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May 24, 2017 04:16
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Dick Bastardly posted:Go and have a taste of that sweet ancient leviathan beast, so tender and slimy. the lone slimy sticky bit was the last we had. But do let us know if you see another one it was quite delicious
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May 24, 2017 04:18
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Darkman Fanpage posted:the heck is that the beasts slimy skin had a unique suction power, so strong only our finest crab pincer warriors could break its seal. attempts to wield the tentacles with our pincers would be fraught with trouble, as the flesh would tear in our grasp. Using the tool you gave us gives us a handle to wield the appendage, granting he who holds the weapon a formidable advantage against virtually any crab adversary
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May 24, 2017 04:23
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Darkman Fanpage posted:use wepon on crab king. usurp the throne.  We ask to borrow it real quick for something not murder related  We could probably work out some kind of tradeManifisto posted:also we should hint that, at great expense and personal risk, we might be able to locate one or two more of the tool we provided We hint that we have seen many such creatures in our time and may be able to bring back lots of food stores You've seen some of these things? Would you train our crabologists in how to capture and defeat these creatures?
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May 24, 2017 16:28
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 You begin to explain that they live deep under water, and that they are predators, often hunting crabs for food. They are very tricky to kill and many crabs might be lost in such a battle, but you have seen carcasses underwater before and could perhaps bring back a sucker or two. The crabologists are extremely impressed with your worldliness and knowledge
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May 24, 2017 16:46
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Manifisto posted:well I actually meant implying that we could locate more sticks, but this is fine, let's run with this We could also gather a couple sticks you tell the crab guy We would gladly trade our weapon for sticks
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May 24, 2017 16:49
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The crab king has decided to make you a crabologist because of your worldliness and knowledge 
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May 24, 2017 17:01
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We step outside to gather some sticks because you know, the awesome sucker weapon is a good thing to have Somehow all the sticks have dissapeared
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May 24, 2017 17:08
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 We dug up the green thing. It appears to be a strange greenish clear stone. A small amount of liquid is inside. |
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May 24, 2017 18:21
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Manifisto posted:oh poo poo, ezood! we've heard of this stuff, it is allegedly involved in mysterious rituals of the strange earth gods lol ezood |
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May 24, 2017 21:20
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Well I don't see any trouble with at least TRYING a si...!!!
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May 27, 2017 05:02
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We're on the move somewhere
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May 27, 2017 05:15
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vanisher fucked around with this message at 06:18 on May 27, 2017
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May 27, 2017 06:07
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After a bumpy ride we crash land into a large bin of some kind
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May 27, 2017 06:32
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Munchables posted:>DRINK EZOOD  We slurp the ezood off the pile of refuse pincers feel... a little wobbly
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May 27, 2017 06:36
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Lizard Wizard posted:>seduce monochromatic duck  We accidentally fell in love with the duck
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May 28, 2017 02:51
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:~Flashing back to his two week training seminar "So You've Been Appointed to Crabology"~  "So... uh... tell me about this place" The duck is politely silent We don't have the heart to bash the duck "uh excuse while I rummage. I'll be back"  We found the following:  A blunt metal thing (it's extremely large) A piece of a trash bag A remnant of the ezood containerThere are some voices outside... They seem to be puffing smoke out of sticks of some sort vanisher fucked around with this message at 03:13 on May 28, 2017
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May 28, 2017 03:08
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Manifisto posted:wow, our situation has progressed rapidly! No readily visible exits except for the hatch we came in through
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May 28, 2017 03:10
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Munchables posted:>ezood looks like the last drips of ezood have been absorbed by the trash. Pincers still feel wobbly
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May 28, 2017 03:49
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Manifisto posted:we got drunk, we found love, this adventure is starting to shape up! ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Can we snip the duck free of its papery prison and put it in our tiny crab wallet? We begin to snip the duck free, but decide it's not worth investing into a relationship at this time, with so much going on.  Looks like the stick people are moving towards the front of the thing we are in... one of them is pushing some sort of big red button. It's a little too high to climb. vanisher fucked around with this message at 19:21 on May 28, 2017
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May 28, 2017 19:16
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