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The uh... walls seem to be collapsing around us slowly



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Lizard Wizard posted:

press red emblem on cylinder :choco:

We scurry back to the red cylinder.



The red emblem appears to be a logo of some kind. Its too late, the walls are shuffling everything around! We grab hold of the emblem with our pincers as the cylinder rolls and tosses. We end up at the entrance, the roof seems to be slowly collapsing!

It might be a little too far to reach the exit still, and the fall could be dangerous



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Manifisto posted:

AAAAAAAAH

normally I would say let's pull a star wars and wedge the metal object somewhere that will prevent our getting crushed

but is there time to reach the exit?



It's holding ...



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Scroon posted:

Throw a small piece of whatever's handy at the big red STOP button located just outside! Maybe that will achieve something!



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We are saved by the crab king!!

Ugh... can't hold on... my claws are not as strong as they once were. Bring us sticks...



We land softly... the crushing machine speeds off with the crab king still grasping to it's bumper.

vanisher fucked around with this message at 06:39 on May 29, 2017



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There are some items on the ground:

- newspaper
- ultimate weapon
- broken knife
- ooze label seems to have fallen

There appears to be a river leading to an underground tunnel in front of us, and a jungle behind us.



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Using the tall grass as rope, we lash together pieces of newspaper to create a disguise





it only looks like a newspaper duck on one side unfortunately



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Sham bam bamina! posted:

remove the stick from the tentacle, shove the knife handle in there for a sick double weapon

The stick is pretty lodged in there, the other crabologists must have secured it somehow.

Luckily there is the ooze label handy, and it had a bit of a sticky substance on it so it worked well to secure the two together



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Manifisto posted:

there may be sticks in that jungle, it's true, but somehow I feel ulysses c. crab would be more drawn to the siren song of the sewer

We prepare for the journey...



We've got a little protective layer of grass in here which should help with buoyancy so that we don't give away we're not a duck. Also the weapon fits just perfectly in the disguise/craft



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Entering stealth mode...



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Just realized some of my scaling in the previous image is a bit off... we are smaller than the duck. I'll get correct scaling in the next update



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phallocentriloquist posted:

vanisher, from one stranger on the internet to another: you're great and I never want you to stop

alnilam posted:

Vanisher would be a good DM

I was worried it would be mspaint crab adventures animated by a toddler! Thanks friends i'm having fun making this.



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Sham bam bamina! posted:

take the employees-only door and mutely bluff your way through whatever happens



We peek around the corner and see a couple doors... one looks like a changing room and we can't see signs for the other door

Scroon posted:

Use our disguise to get close to the guard duck and then we STRIKE


With a disarming compliment about how nice its feathers look. We'll sweet talk our way in.

We'll take this approach unless we have other ideas about what to do next!



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Lizard Wizard posted:

look in the fountain and use The Weapon to extract anything that may be inside.

Scroon posted:

Let's go into the locker rooms and score us a duck jockstrap we can fashion into a slingshot



Whew close one...

Nothing in the fountain except some water



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Munchables posted:

Check your schedule

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Barking Gecko posted:

What happened to our newsprint duck disguise when we got in the fountain?
Maybe it would be a good idea to check the laundry tub and try to fashion a new disguise.

Its intact and remarkably resilient due to our expert craftscrabship

vanisher

alnilam posted:

alt idea: use your snips to rearrange the schedule so everyone's on janitor duty :laugh:

lol

vanisher

Luckily there was a blank piece of paper behind it, so the snips are hardly visible. We used a bit of our saliva to stick the snips together



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oh hey duck



Duck Jr is that you? You're late again



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I better not have Janitorial duty again, what's the schedule say

geez check it yourself you're closer



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Duck, you're right in front of it... you look smaller duck... are you on a diet?



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Dick Bastardly posted:

Use your roundhouse to do the speaking for you.

we begin to hold the back button to charge the flashkick...

No I just got out of the showers so my feathers are laying flat



Broken Box posted:

tell them they're on janitorial duty to distract them from your appearance

haha Duck... you're on janitorial duty



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better change into your janitor uniform



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Flashkick is fully charged ready to go unless we have a better idea



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Dick Bastardly posted:

Can we "carry" our harnessed kick essence with us for future use?

so long as we move in a crouched position I think so



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well I better get changed, I'm already late

He ran away before we could kick him in the throat



hmm... that's odd.. I don't remember assigning all guard ducks to janitorial duty



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Sham bam bamina! posted:

toss laundry all about the locker room while the green duck's back is turned, so as to convince him once he turns around that the place is messy enough to have warranted putting everyone on janitor duty



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oops



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The... uh.. ducks didn't seem to notice or care and began cleaning the area



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After searching the lockers and area we find the following items

some kind of badge

a hat with a matching logo

A black belt

A towel

A bar of soap



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Munchables posted:

>find ezood

Behind a clever hidden panel we find a small container



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We sample the Ezood, just to be sure it's a good bribing tool



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This ezood doesn't seem to have any effect on us...



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uh... maybe we should lay off the ezood



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