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We hear some footsteps approaching the rear of the truck, we might need to hide somewhere.



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We take the high ground



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Hey boss... Yeah I'm on my way, had to make a detour



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Look these bolt locks keep coming undone, we're going to lose our cargo.

No I don't think any escaped



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We hear the sound of the lock being thrown behind the door.

super sweet best pal posted:

After whoever it is leaves, let's crack open a box and replenish our ezooD supply.

Which box?

Options:

- Tall dark brown box
- Short light brown box
- (explore truck for additional loot/boxes)



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Something is happening...



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The vision slowly fades and we return



Barking Gecko posted:

Explore truck for any boxes that might contain live cargo. Crabs?

We can't hear any scuttling or movement. We pop open the crate we are on.


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Barking Gecko posted:

Is the cargo area of the truck divided into two compartments?

We try and remember the vision... it was a layout of the truck. Apparently there's something behind the back wall. We have no idea how that vision happened or how to do it on command.



I think this whole crate is full of Ezood

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Available things in the room:

Some kind of sack on the back left wall

Light brown crate

(and of course the Ezood crate)

The back wall is seamless



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These are Party Size Ezood. Luckily its about the same weight as Duckson and Crabber has a lot of experience balancing things on his back



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It appears to be filled with sand or grain of some kind. There appears to be something underneath it.



It looks like a small hatch.



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It's some kind of control panel. There's a small note



Looks like it was an old shopping list. There's some letters and numbers written in newer ink on the bottom.



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alnilam posted:

Help lol

I almost made that button cause a huge alarm to go off like it was an alert button but changed my mind haha

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Show all answers to FAQs?



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"How do I engage autopilot?"

From your cabin control console, or master maintenance console within your trailer, enter the code for the location you wish to travel to into the autopilot system. Once entered, make sure you continue to watch the road as the autopilot system is only 75% effective.

"My robocrabs are rebelling"

Ezood brand robocrabs are programmed to be helpful accessory members of the Ezood family of employees. Once in a while, a robocrab may rebel against its handler. Simply use your 'securiwand crab clubber' to subdue your crab, or enter the passcode for a shutdown signal to be sent into any Ezood terminal (Menu > Containment Controls > Shutdown Signal)

"Proper latch maintenance"

Proper truck latch maintenance is an essential part of a successful delivery drivers routine. Make sure you keep your hatch in the locked, or down position during travel, and to use latch oil each day at the beginning of work.

"Resizing of uniforms?"

We understand duck employees come in all shapes and sizes. Please see your Ezood requisitions manager for alterations or custom outfits.

"Trailer Detachment"

Proper trailer detachment can occur only when the safety brake is engaged and the external control latch is released. Follow system menus (Main Menu >Truck Systems > Trailer Detachment)

Bring your egg to work day

After many robocrab incidents, we have discontinued bring your egg to work day

How to create new users

*Entry deleted by HR Rep Becky*



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alnilam posted:

:eek: stashthe password paper in inventory before anyone else can read the code, just in case :ninja:

We'll just put this here for now




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Sounds like the truck is starting up!



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vanisher fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Aug 16, 2017



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vanisher fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Aug 16, 2017



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Hey... how did you get out. Let us out



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Are you an outside unit



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I don't register you in the database so you must be an outside unit. Quick, let's get out of here. Is there anything else you need to do before we escape?



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Manifisto posted:

uh we're kind of on a hunt for someone, a friend you might say, but we're glad to be of help. who put you in the cages, and why? where were they taking you?

We're on loan from Nestco to assist with Ezood manufacturing orders. Ezood manufacturing requires delicate robotics work, and we are often sent back and forth from the Nestco plant for repairs and maintenance. The least risk in escaping is during the journey between the two plants, and many crabs have escaped during the trip, if the reports are accurate. After a preliminary analysis, we believe the easiest escape route will be by jumping from the moving vehicle. We've calculated a 32% survival chance. Are you ready?



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alnilam posted:

Like what if we set autopilot to go somewhere cool instead of wherever it's going now, then we can meet up with the truck later and get all the ezood!

You want to change the autopilot? Where do you want to go (pulls out delivery map)



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