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FutonForensic

my favorite three stooges skit is when larry and curly spill paint all over moe's taint, and he gets real mad and pokes out their taints


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FutonForensic

really puts muh pube basket in an early casket


FutonForensic

really delivers an ultimatum to my not-quite-as-big-as-Channing-Tatum


FutonForensic

sobbing, i fell to my knees and gathered up my trundled grundle in my arms, like the painting Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan. a man should never live to see his own taint die, i thought, tears dripping down on my lifeless wad. in that moment, i was certain i would never be able to love again

no doubt about it--my skeet meat had suffered defeat


FutonForensic

google THIS posted:

Two openings, both alike in dignity,
'Neath my cojones, where we lay our scene,
From ancient peeve break to new injury,
Where goochy sweat makes probing hands unclean.

So says the Great Nard


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