Ariana Grande Sucks and Bombed. Literal explosions during the show.

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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

loving disgusting that Britain would allow whatever fascist music "Aryan Grande" performs to be played in one of their biggest venues. And then their fans have the audacity to walk into a fine British gentleman's explosives like the imperialists they are! I hope Parliament convenes and takes the emergency action necessary to prevent this from happening again.

# ¿ May 23, 2017 01:55

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 12:34

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

So when they release the name of the guy who exploded himself what's the estimated time this thread has before people start spamming huge images to make it go away?

# ¿ May 23, 2017 02:01

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

DrPlump posted:

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/18673976_1306006512854143_2054371359772901376_n.mp4

Did someone see Justin Beiber hanging around the concession stands?

# ¿ May 23, 2017 02:15

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Mummy May has upped the terror alert and is deploying the military to certain areas throughout Britain. But everything's fine, really. It's all good. Part and parcel.

# ¿ May 23, 2017 22:49

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Nerses IV posted:

Remember the last time the shooter was white, and people were like "that's weird, why were all the victims at this mosque shooting men?" and it turned out mosques have a special loving segregated floor for the loving women lmao

When I was taking a world religions course in college the professor offered extra credit if we went to go tour the local mosque and write about our experience. Any women who tried were made to stand in a corner while the men they were with went on a tour and they had to wait until they were done or wait outside.

lol

# ¿ May 23, 2017 23:09

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Helical Nightmares posted:

Planet Vulcan isn't sending their best, folks.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 01:12

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Grem posted:

Simulated executions are a war crime.

Not if you yell "PSYCHE" afterwards.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 01:57

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Agag posted:

Hitchens was a fat stupid piece of poo poo, not that there's anything wrong with that. Just not the kind of guy you're going to learn anything from, unless its by negative example.

But you're right about the religious side because the professional atheist guys are pussies and only find some creationist mental case or islamist to debate. Ever see Dick Dork talking to an intellectual who happens to be a Christian. Total respect, especially if they are white.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8b3vhTO248

# ¿ May 24, 2017 02:11

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Agag posted:

This is a big WP thing I remember seeing a lot right after 9/11. The memes have gotten slicker in the past 16 years though.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/hea...g-children.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1392217/Muslim-outrage-professor-Steve-Jones-warns-inbreeding-risks.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/newsnight/4442010.stm
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-23183102
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4567984/

# ¿ May 24, 2017 02:15

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Agag posted:

See what I mean? Way slicker now than in 2002.

Wow, there must be a lot of collusion behind the scenes to orchestrate a cohesive racially-charged narrative between multiple outlets. Tell me Agag, what group of people would you say is behind this orchestration?

# ¿ May 24, 2017 02:24

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Wow, I never knew that 4chan was just a nefarious recruitment drive for BBC correspondents. Who would have guessed!

# ¿ May 24, 2017 02:29

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Nerses IV posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptism_for_the_dead

The Mormons should relocate to Europe, I hear tell the number of people dying there has increased substantially over the last few years for some reason.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 03:34

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/manchester-bombing-birmingham-vigil-man-knife-baseball-bat-a7752251.html

# ¿ May 24, 2017 03:47

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 12:34

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Ohhai posted:

lol even the other terrorists are like "What the gently caress are we even doing here?"

# ¿ May 24, 2017 18:32

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