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who is the biggest fail club
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TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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https://mobile.twitter.com/nabil_djellit/status/891743987853295616

Qatar themselves are going to give Neymar a 300 million contract to headline WC 2022. And he will pay off his release clause himself with it with no involvement from PSG

So he essentially will be a free transfer to PSG lol

That is some shady poo poo

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TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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Gigi Galli posted:

What the gently caress is this poo poo

It's worded better here



No wonder Barca were reporting it lol

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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Simone Poodoin posted:

Now the conspiracy theory is that Neymar will pull a Figo and fans are preparing the pig heads

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/barcelona-fans-unhappy-neymar-emerging-10902204

This would be hilarious if true

Man I'd love to see him sign for Madrid just for the shitshow it would cause

The shirt thing is stupid though. It was probably Marcelo's and Casemiro's

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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Gonna laugh when they spend the money on Paulinho

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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PSG won't do jack poo poo in the CL this season imo

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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shut up blegum posted:

Messi said goodbye to Neymar. We can almost bold the transfer.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXSt62SFYWj/

Nice video :(

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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pik_d posted:

Neymar will be around for much longer than Messi, though.

He's Brazilian though...

He's gonna balloon out like Adriano and Ronaldo before he's 30 it's tradition

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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How can they reject it though if Barca already accepted it?

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/893084749090230273

Lol La Liga

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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How much could Arsenal realistically get if they did sell him this year?

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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http://m.calciomercato.com/en/news/man-city-target-s-move-to-milan-may-fall-through-due-to-lack-of--36407

Lol this can't be true can it??

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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https://www.psg.fr/pro/article/neymar-jr-au-paris-saint-germain

Neymar is official then

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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I know Barca/La Liga are whiny bitches and all, but why is a La Liga president investigating a country buying a player, and not UEFA/FIFA?

Is it just accepted as normal now?

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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Boyhood team?

Though I'm sad he didn't sign for Birmingham :(

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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quote:


Ronaldo to Utd rumours incoming

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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I can't be bothered to link the article on mobile, but PSG apparently told Atlético to accept a 60m bid for Oblak or they'll trigger his 110m release clause lol

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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http://www.espn.com.mx/futbol/espana/nota/_/id/3441903/barcelona-amarra-al-brasileno-coutinho

Some guy from ESPN reckons Barca have agreed a move for Coutinho and he;s handed in a transfer

Don't believe it but there you go

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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https://twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/894300627509141505

Barca officially bid for Dembele

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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Bale is made of glass. The thought of someone paying more than 40m for him is hilarious. He missed like 30 games last season and 15 the season before

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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http://www.marca.com/futbol/barcelona/2017/08/09/598b4963ca4741df4a8b463b.html

Barca basically won't hand in Neymar's registration papers until their check is certified

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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https://twitter.com/AnfieldHQ/status/895402655199133697

Barca have gone mad

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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https://mobile.twitter.com/BVB/status/895624429522366465

Dembele didn't show up for training and instead went to France lol

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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Sphyre posted:

FSG have issued a statement about a possible transfer of Coutinho.

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/271620-fsg-statement-on-philippe-coutinho

If Coutinho really wants to move to Barca he's gonna have to kick up a fuss

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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CyberPingu posted:

Which he said before hes not going to try force a move, so :shrug:

Well...

https://mobile.twitter.com/skysportsnews/status/895968374156660736

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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It might not even be true apparently lol

loving Sky sources

https://mobile.twitter.com/MelissaReddy_/status/895970144832413696

What is going on

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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Do you guys agree with whichever family member of Coutinho's that said nobody ever leaves Liverpool on amicable terms?

Stevie G counts I'm pretty sure as amicable but he was more "retiring"

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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Brony Car posted:

There's the whole rest of the month for Coutinho's relationship with Liverpool to deteriorate, Gorn.

What's the situation with Dembele at Dortmund? Is he agitating and turning Barca's bid for him into a soap opera too?

http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/703729/artikel_keine-kompromisse-bei-dembelc3a9.html#omsmtwkicker

He's "refusing contact" with BVB which I guess means ignoring them until they go away?

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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https://twitter.com/SkyKaveh/status/896123811694747648

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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So if Liverpool really don't sell, is that the end of it? Can players buy out their contracts? You don't see it a lot. Not ones without release clauses anyway

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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Yes let's give a 29 year old a 5 year contract and pay 40m for him. Gg Barca

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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oliwan posted:

I think it's really dumb that transfers are still allowed after the league starts

I agree op

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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gently caress PSG imo

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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I believe Barto is a secret agent sent from Madrid to sabotage them

That or the board really is this incompetent

Who knows

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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bewbies posted:

PSG will dominate championship-level competition every week in L1, then deploy 8 attacking players and a couple of mediocre center backs in a CL match and lose to shakhtar or something

This is exactly what will happen tbh

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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Barca should probably buy some good players IMO

Right now they are a shambles

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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I'd need inspiration if I had to live in Stoke tbh

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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Already signed with Frankfurt apparently

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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Here's a question for you lads. Why are football contracts so iron clad like?

Why can't someone like Costa, who's clearly unhappy at his current place of work, hand in his notice, so to speak and leave? You can do that in most other places of work. In football though, if you're unhappy at a club you have to hope you get sold or tough poo poo

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/barca/messi-todavia-no-firmado-renovacion-6228452

Messi apparently hasn't signed his contract renewal yet. Runs out at the end of the season lol

Thought he did in July?

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TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

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Lol rejecting that much for Coutinho

Barca need to move on now

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