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who is the biggest fail club
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arsenal 9223372036854775807 100.00%
not arsenal 1 0.00%
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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Laudrup wanted him instead of Bony.

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Swansea have signed released Ajax academy reject Kees De Boer on a 3 year deal.

Many fans are convinced Spurs want Gylfi and Alfie Mawson, which makes me laugh as they're both a bit poo poo.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Paperhouse posted:

Er... didn't this already happen

Poch has said it was a mistake to let Gylfi go enough times that people both believe him and think he'll throw £30m away trying to get him back.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Why would Danny Rose leave Spurs for Untied?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Griezmann really gonna be allowed to leave when Athletico Madrid have a transfer ban?

United have "cooled their interest" now, it's definitely not Atletico telling United to gently caress off.

United are still the biggest club in the world, honest.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Fully Schick /vangaalvoice

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Andros Townsend would be worth £100m if he played a season in Ligue 1.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Lukaku's not good enough to start for Chelsea.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Costa might be off to china though

He's not going to China

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
lol Arsenal should snap their hands off for 1/4 of that.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Considering they didn't apologise for forcing local people out of their homes to extend a carpark, they must have landed themselves right in it here.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
He's not good enough for Everton.

One of the promoted teams might be able to make use of him, if he's willing to take a huge pay cut.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Rooney was exactly as good as he ever had the potential to be for like two seasons. People just thought he could go further because he was an early developer.

No amount of taking care of himself was going to prolong his top level performances past 30. Joining Giggs' yoga class doesn't work when you're balding at 21.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Swansea have signed Barracuda Networks Inc. to be their official cloud-enabled security and data protection solutions partner.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Finally a sensible solution to the Bale/Isco conundrum.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

vyelkin posted:

I think it's cool and good that Dani Alves will play in the Premier League even if is for Bigtime Fraud Pep Guardiola

I hope he gets his legs broken.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Fabianski has only missed games due to suspension since leaving the arse afaik

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
He'll get found out when he leaves Arsenal and starts dropping through the league(s)

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I don't think I've ever seen Sanchez cross

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Lots of Swansea fans getting excited about Tammy Abraham on loan because "it's not like we can sign Ronaldo or Robbin, is it?"

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Swansea signed a 16 year old American kid with an Italian name on a precontract.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Januzaj will never accomplish anything. He peaked when he took that girl to Nandos.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

PirateBob posted:

Monaco's Fabinho wants to go to Man Utd, but people suspect that Matic and even Dier are above him on Mourinho's wish list.

If we pass on him and sign loving Matic I will be angry :rant:

Why would Matic or Dier step down to play for United?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

blue footed boobie posted:

Baftembi Gomis scored 20 goals in Ligue 1 this year.

Besiktas can't buy the oval office soon enough.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Lukaku was offered the chance to stay and fight at Chelsea but instead cried and ran away to be a big fish in a scouse pond. Chelsea made the right choice because Lukaku didn't really give them one.

And yes, Costa is better.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

newcastle want to sign jacob murphy and that would be a good signing imo

Swansea seem to be linked to all the same players as the poo poo promoted clubs what's up with that???

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Swansea City are an established Premier League team with fancy foreign owners.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Who did Chelsea sign to upgrade on Matic?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Gomis has finally gone to Turkey.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Swansea have signed bad Dutch goalkeeper Erwin Mulder.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
300 year old Leon Britton's been given a new contract.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
U23s wonderkid Dan James has signed for the mighty Shrewsbury on a season long loan.

He's tiny but twice the player Modou Barrow pretended to be (Mo Barrow was also puny).

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Gomis got 20 goals in Ligue 1 it's a joke

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

kcer posted:

tbf it was a bit silly. Who nears their peak at 23? Even just a random glance at average squad ages shows that that's wrong.

Most football stattos agree that the old "peak in late 20s" idea was complete poo poo and in reality most players peak in their early twenties and maintain much the same level until the big 30 starts killing them.

Late bloomers do happen but there's usually reasons for it. Oxlade-Chamberlain has been at top clubs his whole life. He's not Jamie Vardy working summers in Magaluf and drinking skittle vodka every night after training.

He's also not going to leave London's gay scene.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
No one who speaks Italian could ever be corrupt.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Steven Taylor's got a new look.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Las Palmas have confirmed that Roque Mesa to Swansea is ready to go pending a medical.

He's got a pedo moustache and wears bowties.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
£15m Borja Baston has gone to Malaga on loan.

Hope he does well, never given a real chance here.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Roque Mesa's brother just posted a pic on instagram of himself with his arm around Claude Makelele so that's a done deal in bold now imho.

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

NNick posted:

37 goals in 45 apperances last year phwaor

Bafe Gomis got 20 in 32 in that league.

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