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who is the biggest fail club
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arsenal 9223372036854775807 100.00%
not arsenal 1 0.00%
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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Von Linus posted:

Tuchel has resigned from Dortmund apparently.

If only they had a talented and handsome u23s coach ready to take over

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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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In real Howson news he's rejected a new contract so we'll likely sell him this window to make sure we don't lose him for nothing

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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DONE DEAL Norwich have signed Barnsley's Marley Watkins. Release all our defenders, sign a winger, its The Norwich Way.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Norwich are signing Man City keeper Angus Gunn on loan. The lure of his Norwich DNA was too strong.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Norwich are signing Bosnian international midfielder Mario Vrancic from Darmstadt. Our 3rd signing of the window already are other teams even trying?

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Norwich are loaning Arsenal's Polish defender Krystian Bielik, further stretching our incredible lead at the top of the transfer table.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Chelsea might now also be accused of making an illegal approach for Virgil van Dijk

Transfer bans all round please

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Norwich signed another man

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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saihttam posted:

Whats his name?

"Christoph Zimmermann"

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Look if everyone would just make sure their monitors are turned on before posting we wouldn't have to deal with this issue so often

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Troy Queef posted:

The new Chinese overlords of Milan

Has anyone said AC Mulan yet?

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Reminder that Man U held Ronald in literal slavery, hard to believe he'd want to go back to that.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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General Probe posted:

Remind me again, was the hype about him from only 1 good game against Dionne garbage team or was there more to it.

He was compared to Ronaldo at one point iirc

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Jose posted:

newcastle want to sign jacob murphy and that would be a good signing imo

Tell Rafa to gently caress off from me thanks

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Bacon Terrorist posted:

Obviously now that Mata is cool and good again Mou has to buy in a new scapegoat.

Its a squad game you really need at least two scapegoats

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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TheBigAristotle posted:

What slightly-above-average Frenchman are you expecting to end up with?

Wenger

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Jose posted:

bournemouth have spent £20m on nathan ake

£20m for a manlet centre back. World's gone mad.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Looks like Howson's going to Boro

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Jun 11, 2001

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Eau de MacGowan posted:

£100mil + wayne rooney

£75m, looks like you were right.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Jose posted:

newcastle signing jacob murphy would be cool and good

Its clearly just paper talk, £8.5m is a joke price for a young English winger

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Jose posted:

Jacob Murphy has been left out of a preseason squad which is a sure sign he's coming to newcastle

He probably is going but he's not been in the squad because he was away with England u21s and got an extended holiday afterwards, only returned to training yesterday

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Jose posted:

the player norwich signed yesterday and another norwich player who was there are both in the squad

oh I didn't even know there was a game today lol thought you were referring to the previous ones. Still think its going to rumble on past this weekend as Newcastle appear to not want to meet our asking price.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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vyelkin posted:

Emile Heskey is the 20th highest scorer in Premier League history

The word you're looking for is scoringist

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Bape Culture posted:

Tell me about assombalonga

He owns and will score a lot of goals if he doesn't get injured which he seems to like doing

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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£12.5m fee agreed for Murphy with Newcastle. Not enough imo. I hope they go down and Rafa dies.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Lot 49 posted:

I saw a lowlight video of Szczesny on twitter the other day and it was funny as hell how he kept giving away the same penalty.

Those were replays mate

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Norwich have signed the former future Steven Gerrard Adam Phillips on a free

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Shrapnig posted:

Monaco is smaller than Central Park ffs.

JFairfax posted:

Monaco covers the same area as Central Park

One of you will never recover from this

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

We are apparently signing Jose Izquierdo (is queer tho) from Club Brugge for £13m looks to be a speed merchant.

Got a feeling the permit will fail though with only 1 international cap for Columbia.

I think if you pay over £10m they get a work permit regardless as long as they are from a half decent country, something weird like that.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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vyelkin posted:

Suarez asked to go to Arsenal too, and look how that turned out

It ended with him going to Barcelona I'm not sure you've thought this through vyelkin

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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I hear a lot of "who would we get as a replacement" but really if your scouts can't find someone as good as Coutinho for £100m they need firing

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Jun 11, 2001

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chuggo is BACK posted:

i started to write a proper response to this but then i remember what forum i'm on lol

I would read it chuggo

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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PirateBob posted:

We've come to the point where Spurs are actually bidding for our players. Will Moyes collateral damage ever stop? Just the marketing point of view alone is a serious problem for us when this hits the press all around the world. We should never ever be on the receiving end of a negotiation with a club like that. Spurs should NEVER and WILL NEVER get to buy a player we use in our first squad. I don't give a poo poo what they offer us - just turn it down. Only MEGA CLUBS and MEGA BIDS should get in touch with our fax machine. How did they even get in contact with us in the first place? And we're all pretty pissed with Levy and his way of going about business. He's got the guts to contact us after nightmare transfers like Berbatov and a lot of cocky replies on gentlemanly bids on their players. Btw, I'm sure the rest of his squad is pretty pissed with his North Korean style of rewarding amazing prospects and loyal guys who wants to take the next step in their career.

Is there anyone in the world of football who likes Levy at all? Selling a guy like Walker (a freaking right back!!!) for a sum making him the most expensive English player is just an acknowledgment on what a dirty pig Levy really is. And going by rumors he's even cocky against clubs like Real Madrid. It's one thing holding on to your players and protecting your club against bigger clubs; but being a stubborn idiot who demands astronomical money for his players while at the same time showing appreciation for these very players by paying them peanuts as compensation for their services and not thinking twice about riding high on the players image rights/endorsement YOU NAME IT.

You want Martial?? WE will let you know when you can have Martial. WE will make the call on that the day we decide if he's good enough to play for us or not. It will not be down to your dirty money. €20m, €40m, €300m - it makes no difference. Change the number or block them out. Kane and Dele can go wherever they want, I don't want us to do more business with Spurs. Goodbye.

lol

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Good on Southampton, more teams should tell players having a transfer strop to get hosed

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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sassassin posted:

Imagine if your boss said "no you can't go to do the same job elsewhere with better people for more money" and the rules backed them up. I wouldn't show up for training either.

He could probably hand in his notice if he wants its just Southampton will continue to own his registration lol

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Norwich signed our 13th player today can anyone beat that or have we won this transfer window?

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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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blue footed boobie posted:

Didn't he actually do well

Too soon

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