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who is the biggest fail club
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arsenal 9223372036854775807 100.00%
not arsenal 1 0.00%
Total: 23 votes
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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Soylent Green posted:

Medel played in the premier league for Cardiff but I don't remember ever seeing him at centre half for them.

I had totally forgotten about Medel playing for Cardiff, probably for the best for all parties.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I know that transfer money is out of control but in what world could Coutinho possibly be worth 100m?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Wow, Liverpool signed a left back.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Hoops posted:

Coutinho is a good boy though and Suarez was a proper loving nutcase

A proper nutcase who almost singlehandedly dragged your shambles of a squad to a Premier League title.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

https://twitter.com/ChelseaFC/status/888452367775039488

It's official.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Reprisal posted:

Leicester could only have signed Jakupovic, himself a good keeper, if they expected Schmeichel to leave.

Leicester sold Zieler to Stuttgart just before they signed Jakupovic.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

City are signing Mendy for £52m so they'll have the two most expensive defenders in history and the most expensive goalkeeper in history.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


They still won't win any trophies.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Apparently Keita injured a fellow team mate in training today before having a bust up with the rest of the team. One way to force a move!

I hope they Winston Bogarde him instead.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

pik_d posted:

Actually I think you'll find they aren't. Most expensive player in the world to finish 5th lmao

I'm not sure you get to lol at expensive players when your club spent £50m on Kyle Walker.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

blue footed boobie posted:

Whoa I googled the population and I had no idea it was so small. It looks like a million people live there when you see the city.

And probably a sizable chunk of that population doesn't live year round in the principality.

Monaco is smaller than Central Park ffs.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

More like Jnofacts.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Pep has spent £385m in 13 months.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Fixed.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

:smuggo:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I don't think he really wants to manage, he just keeps getting thrown monstrous sums of money to take over teams that are already capable of winning trophies without any changes.

Then he goes and makes changes and welp.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I'm more baffled by them paying £25m for someone who is ostensibly going to be a backup.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ostensibly yes because Smalling and Jones have been shocking, Blind isn't a centerhalf, and Rojo is broken until the autumn.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Lol.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

It's worded better here



No wonder Barca were reporting it lol

Fucks sake.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

hadji murad posted:

lol Matic is shite enjoy another Chelsea reject

He's actually pretty good.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

PirateBob posted:

Why did Matic go from the champions to 6th placed United? Other than +30% increased pay or whatever. Is the manager really that important?

Matic is actually very good and the exact type of player United's midfield needed. I'm not sure why you're going extra retarded about the transfer.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

bewbies posted:

When's the last time a player of Sachez caliber and age even came up on a bosman? I dunno if Lewandowski counts, he was always going to BM. Ballack?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/best-time-bosman-xi-top-7016435

Some good ones on that list.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Still B.A.E posted:

Isn't there some clogger in the Irish league who looks exactly like Neymar? Get him on a plane to Qatar for his €300mil in cash or whatever.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bape Culture posted:

What the gently caress where are these so called "moderators"


Gigi Galli posted:

I'm right here lolling at that post OP



Brutal.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

It's because Sanchez can leave for free in a year.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Ah yes, the Adidas branded fan group Twitter account created for Messi throwing shade on Nike player Neymar.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Mbappe just went off injured.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Did something to his knee. He tried to run it off for about 10 minutes but couldn't.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

sassassin posted:

I don't know why Barca would want Coutinho.

I think they see him as a direct replacement for 33 year old Iniesta.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Well he had two players get suspended because they wanted to celebrate winning a trophy before they got piss tested.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Here's the article.

http://www.espnfc.com/story/3174603/philippe-coutinho-tells-liverpool-he-wants-to-join-barcelona-sources

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

T Bowl posted:

even without my bias, Kolasinac.

Except he was on a free and he specifically said excluding frees.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

EvilHawk posted:

Coutinho's not going anywhere. The only people reporting it are firmly Catalan or Brazil-biased. All of the Liverpool journalists are reiterating that the club aren't going to sell and haven't even been contacted by Barcelona since the first bid over a month ago.

If you listen to these "journalists" they've said:

-He's signing Saturday (false)
-He's signing Sunday (false)
-He's signing before the Chapocanese game (false)
-Barcelona are in London to discuss a deal Monday (false)
-Barcelona are in London to discuss a deal today (false)
-He's signing in a few hours (false)
-He's not training (false, he's injured, and the players only returned today)

It's all utter nonsense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syV2LkGpQB0

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I hope Barca sign Coutinho if only to see EvilHawk's reaction.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Mods change A5h's name to "Daftcunt 5"

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

EvilHawk posted:

Coutinho's not going anywhere. The only people reporting it are firmly Catalan or Brazil-biased. All of the Liverpool journalists are reiterating that the club aren't going to sell and haven't even been contacted by Barcelona since the first bid over a month ago.

If you listen to these "journalists" they've said:

-He's signing Saturday (false)
-He's signing Sunday (false)
-He's signing before the Chapocanese game (false)
-Barcelona are in London to discuss a deal Monday (false)
-Barcelona are in London to discuss a deal today (false)
-He's signing in a few hours (false)
-He's not training (false, he's injured, and the players only returned today)

It's all utter nonsense.

We all love to lol.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

sassassin posted:

They don't want Sanchez because they know he's not good enough.

But they just bought back Deulofeu.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Vegetable posted:

If Liverpool gets more money they could probably afford Mbappe

He was 6 when Liverpool won the CL, think about that. Think about how loving old you are now.

Oh my god I'm going to go kill myself.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Is MUFC really that thirsty for Dele Alli and Harry Kane?

Lukaku to score the goals against poo poo teams and Kane to score the important goals would be really good.

Martial is very good, I don't want United to sell him.

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