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who is the biggest fail club
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arsenal 9223372036854775807 100.00%
not arsenal 1 0.00%
Total: 23 votes
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Dec 8, 2005


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saihttam posted:

Pwhoar cazette is insanely good

I've been listening to some tape of him and he's reel good. I can't think of any analog, he's got an 8-track mind for scoring goals

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Dec 8, 2005


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If £75m is the price tag I imagine that Chelsea will match. I just hope Everton isn't still bitter over the John Stones saga and trying to gently caress Chelsea over

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Dec 8, 2005


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Mourinho did let Lukaku leave for Everton, which was nice of him.

But yeah as already mentioned, Mourinho didn't trust 19 year old Lukaku, preferring Drogba and Torres. That was somewhat understandable, but then in 2013-14 Mourinho preferred Ba and Torres (and Eto'o) , which is unjustifiable.

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Dec 8, 2005


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Drogba apparently tried to call Lukaku on Instagram live lol

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Dec 8, 2005


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Chelsea do seem to be flailing about this summer, but I don't know if you can put all the blame on them in a deal also involving Bill Kenwright and Mino Raiola.

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Dec 8, 2005


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sassassin posted:

Photos of Cork about with Burnley staff so he's gone.

If Burnley have really paid close to what we've paid for Roque Mesa that's some very good business by the yanks.

He was okay at times but no Leon replacement.

I saw £3m for Cork and £11m for Rook Table

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Dec 8, 2005


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Is Lukaku the best Everton player of the Premier League era? If not he has to be up there.

It's rather weird to how bad body language and a few quotes about wanting to play for a top club turned fans so sour. I feel like if he had elbowed more people and ran around a bit more that would've helped.

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Dec 8, 2005


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God imagine what Heskey would've gone for if he was born 20 years later. He was big, English, strong and fast. Someone would've bought him for like £40m at age 19

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Dec 8, 2005


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vyelkin posted:

Emile Heskey scored more Premier League goals than Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Didier Drogba, and Matt Le Tissier

(not combined)

It's too bad Drogba didn't want to stick around England. It would've been a lot of fun seeing him bounce around a couple mid table sides and then a couple bottom half sides.

Also if we have a Rooney thread we should all guess where he ends up in terms of premier league goals.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Premier_League_players_with_100_or_more_goals

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Dec 8, 2005


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Thom P. Tiers posted:

I would agree with you but that summer was abysmal. A bad version of Pedro was our number one signing and we also picked up Baba Rahman.

Rudiger is a huge signing with Conte's 3 at the back, and a Bakayoko/Kante midfield should be great (with fab coming in to provide a million assists whenever necessary). If they sign a wingback I think I will be satisfied. I don't really want to waste 60m or whatever on aubeymayang, just let michy run with it and sign a solid #2. However if those Aguero rumors are true (lol) pay that man. For some very odd reason I am just not worried about the striker situation.

I think Chelsea need to spend big on a striker as a statement of intent to keep Courtois, Hazard and Conte. I would gladly spend 1 Oscar on Aubameyang.

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Dec 8, 2005


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I know this is rich coming from a Chelsea fan, but Monaco being a billionaire's plaything is the worst.

They have no fans, don't fill their stadium, are only able to sign players because it's a tax haven and they are in bed with Jorge Mendes, and are owned by a guy that makes Roman look like a saint.

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Dec 8, 2005


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I'm pretty sure Moses, Azpilicueta, Rudiger, Luiz, Cahill, Christensen, Alonso, Courtois and Caballero cost less total than Kyle Walker and John Stones combined.

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Dec 8, 2005


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List of big name signings that didn't work out for Mourinho:

1. Shevchenko
2. Quaresma
3. SWP
4. Cuadrado
5. ?

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Dec 8, 2005


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Von Linus posted:

There's still a lot of mumbling about Lemar. I reckon it will happen. maybe.

MUMBLE. FEAT. PIERS MORGAN.

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Dec 8, 2005


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Shoren posted:

But it's also funny that Barcelona are getting hosed over after all the shady dealings they did to get Neymar in the first place.

This. If Barca's hands were clean they could easily get PSG hit with a transfer ban for tapping up Neymar, but they are saying they won't report PSG. I wonder why.

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Dec 8, 2005


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La Liga should hold out for a 10m euro fee. If Neymar's dad get's millions then La Liga deserves a few million for helping the transfer happen imho.

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Dec 8, 2005


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I like how in Italy it's no big deal that a club doesn't have the money to complete a transfer they already agreed to.

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Dec 8, 2005


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ephex posted:

I'm not even sure that "bob" is a real pirate tbh

Bob is one of those authentic old school pirates from Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides

Not to be confused with those new fake pirates that are ruining the tropics in Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales

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Dec 8, 2005


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Chelsea already have 5 CBs that would be in the matchday squad for pretty much any team in the league.

Though with Cahill leaving next summer I guess now is the time to buy.

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Dec 8, 2005


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EvilHawk posted:

Cahill's leaving? Hasn't he just been named club captain?

He's out of contract next summer, but most people think he won't be offered another deal. Conte isn't really the sentimental type.

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Dec 8, 2005


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MrBling posted:

He signed a four year contract extension in 2015, so unless they changed how math works he's out of contract in 2019.

I could've swore it was a 3 year deal.


Bea Nanner posted:

how many first team british players yall got?

Good point. With that in mind I don't know why Chelsea is targeting van Dijk

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Dec 8, 2005


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is there a song that celebrates Kolasinac's amazing achievements yet?

If not may I suggest:

Kolasinac
he scored a free header
in a friendly
Kolasinac

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Dec 8, 2005


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I love Willian but there definitely are days he's a middle class man's Dirk Kuyt

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Dec 8, 2005


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lot's of running, lots of tracking back but no final product, no goals, poor crosses and dumb passes

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Dec 8, 2005


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belgend posted:

Joske is a good egg and I'm glad he's got a good egg club to go to

But he's not going to Liverpool?

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Dec 8, 2005


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Tsaedje posted:

We've got a Nasri going spare, anyone want him? Please? Anyone?

Apparently City want £10m for him. If they let him leave on a free I bet someone like Nice or Marseille or maybe a London club with too much money would take him. And as much as I hate his stupid face I also think he's going to look better with a change of scenery, an arm around his shoulder and a smaller club.

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Dec 8, 2005


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Leipzig was the club red bull factory workers started back in the late 1800s. I remember my grandpa getting back from the night shift on Saturday morning tired and stinking of red bull but he would always find the energy to take us to the match

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Dec 8, 2005


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Chelsea do something like 40% of their transfer business after the season has started, so they are definitely voting no.

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Dec 8, 2005


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If I were an agent I would insist on including a clause that says my player has to agree before training or playing with the reserve or youth team

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Dec 8, 2005


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AJ_Impy posted:

Davinson Sanchez to Spurs is official, subject to a medical and permit.


Can you make an entire XI of misspelled English names? Willian and Kenedy can be the Chelsea contigent.

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Dec 8, 2005


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€38m is crazy

Most Roma would balk at spending €2 on Schick

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I'm hoping that Conte can get some improvement out of Ox. Chelsea desperately need homegrown players and there aren't many good ones available right now.

Assuming Ox signs, I will be ok with Chelsea's squad. The weakest position is probably LWB where I think Ox is Alonso's backup and then maybe Kenedy? But I don't think Chelsea have a plan B after Juve said they're not selling Sandro. Wouldn't mind seeing if Conte could rehabilitate Luke Shaw tbh.

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Dec 8, 2005


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Brendan Rodgers posted:

I never bust I'm always booming so here's the lowdown on a new advanced stat for you, packing.

Can someone tell me Robbie Rogers' packing numbers?

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Dec 8, 2005


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Swansea just need to sign players on loan from Blackburn, Real Madrid and PSG to have someone from every club where Clement was assistant manager

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Dec 8, 2005


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T Bowl posted:

Lemar brace for France, ahahah.









































































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Arsenal wanting to buy you is a wake up call to play better or else you might end up there

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