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who is the biggest fail club
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arsenal 9223372036854775807 100.00%
not arsenal 1 0.00%
Total: 23 votes
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T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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The narrative is Bayern aren't close to willing to pay what Arsenal deem acceptable and Arsenal flat out refuse to sell to a rival so that leaves it at a contract wind down.

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T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Lenin Riefenstahl posted:

#lacanewsigning is a good nod to the old joke

Mocking the manager from the team's official media is never going to be unfunny.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Giroud has said he wants to stay so why would they sell? He is an amazing choice as a backup or against certain types of teams.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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City are really bad at picking defenders.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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One of Lukaku and Morata will turn out to be a fraud sold for less than half their fee after one or two seasons at most... the question is which?

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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T Bowl posted:

One of Lukaku and Morata will turn out to be a fraud sold for less than half their fee after one or two seasons at most... the question is which?

arsefail trolls beaten:

Lacazette.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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TheBigAristotle posted:

A back line of Terry and Samba lol Jesus H Christ

2010 vibes

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Can is one of those players who is decent at everything and great at nothing. Perfect for Liverpool.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Byolante posted:

Who was the arsenal player whop tried to do it at half time the year Van Persie was at united?

Andre Santos.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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I'm El Hefe, hi, AMA.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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And buy a cuntinho with enough leftover for a beller-end.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Unless Ozil has a storming season (he won't) he's going to stay at Arsenal. I bet Sanchez is off even if Arsenal somehow win the EPL. (they won't)

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Apparently Neymar needed new challenges which is why he wanted to join PSG? How brave.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Does anyone think it will kill enthusiasm for the sport if it's literally just the few oil clubs running everything from now on with even the other historically bigger clubs having little chance to win titles?

Probably not, but maybe if it did they'd start forcing caps on clubs based on values or something to push a competitive angle again.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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PirateBob posted:

For a brief time, we looked like the moneybags of football, largely because we had the poorest squad of all the wealthy clubs. I think it's fair to say we have fell down the pecking order. There is no way we would sanction deals the size of Mbappe's let alone Neymar. I think it's worth pointing out that our best paid players are on less than half of what Real, Barca and now PSGs are. We are a for-profit enterprise. We cannot compete with charities and sugar daddy playtoys. :smithicide:

SAF wouldn't have needed Neymar

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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I hope PSG win UCL and prove everyone wrong.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnInP4bEKaU

oil baron clubs' anthem

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Arsene is lurkin

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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sassassin posted:

I don't know why Barca would want Coutinho.

Gotta replace one Brazilian twink with another.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Spurs were finally getting good and now won't sign good players because of their new stadium and the skyrocketing transfer fees... Couldn't have picked a worse time. Good.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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African AIDS cum posted:

I read that welsh peoples are primitive humans with no robust neanderthal DNA and they lived in caves til recently

Taff checks the boxes, must be true

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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even without my bias, Kolasinac.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Shrapnig posted:

Except he was on a free and he specifically said excluding frees.

Oops, my bad. I read it as including.. Because I'm a moron.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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ozmunkeh posted:

If Arsenal are willing to spunk £64 million on Ross Barkley then Coutinho is worth well north of £100m.

Who the gently caress is spreading that nonsense now? Ross Barkley will never be an Arsenal player unless it's for pennies on the dollar.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Football is... alive?

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Reddit has a lot of serious posts.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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PirateBob posted:

We've come to the point where Spurs are actually bidding for our players. Will Moyes collateral damage ever stop? Just the marketing point of view alone is a serious problem for us when this hits the press all around the world. We should never ever be on the receiving end of a negotiation with a club like that. Spurs should NEVER and WILL NEVER get to buy a player we use in our first squad. I don't give a poo poo what they offer us - just turn it down. Only MEGA CLUBS and MEGA BIDS should get in touch with our fax machine. How did they even get in contact with us in the first place? And we're all pretty pissed with Levy and his way of going about business. He's got the guts to contact us after nightmare transfers like Berbatov and a lot of cocky replies on gentlemanly bids on their players. Btw, I'm sure the rest of his squad is pretty pissed with his North Korean style of rewarding amazing prospects and loyal guys who wants to take the next step in their career.

Is there anyone in the world of football who likes Levy at all? Selling a guy like Walker (a freaking right back!!!) for a sum making him the most expensive English player is just an acknowledgment on what a dirty pig Levy really is. And going by rumors he's even cocky against clubs like Real Madrid. It's one thing holding on to your players and protecting your club against bigger clubs; but being a stubborn idiot who demands astronomical money for his players while at the same time showing appreciation for these very players by paying them peanuts as compensation for their services and not thinking twice about riding high on the players image rights/endorsement YOU NAME IT.

You want Martial?? WE will let you know when you can have Martial. WE will make the call on that the day we decide if he's good enough to play for us or not. It will not be down to your dirty money. €20m, €40m, €300m - it makes no difference. Change the number or block them out. Kane and Dele can go wherever they want, I don't want us to do more business with Spurs. Goodbye.

Spurs finished above United the last two seasons without smashing transfer records at will. Shine their boots.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Barca should probably buy some good players IMO

Right now they are a shambles

Someone to replace Pique, he looked past it against Madrid.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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blue footed boobie posted:

The Chels are supposedly interested in Oxcham, and Arsenal are supposedly refusing to sell. I'm a bit surprised more teams aren't in for him. He's not the greatest, but he's English and decent at a bunch of positions.

It's going to be fun to watch Arsenal try to replace 3 starting players in a world where every decent player costs more than £50m.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Aliko Dangote is gonna buy Arsenal and fire Wenger?

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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curried lamb of God posted:

thanks for posting this, I had heard about today's disaster in Barcelona but hadn't seen any footage yet

oh my!

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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A shame Arsene can't get rid of Walcott because of his wages. If he could I'd say sell Sanchez to PSG, buy Draxler and try once more for Lemar. That would bring in new long term attackers while selling a player who won't resign and dead weight.


It's nice, dreams.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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wicka posted:

He's not trying to get rid of Walcott, nor is Walcott trying to leave.

No poo poo..... because Walcott is on 140k a week and plays like he should be making 40k.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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wicka posted:

He’s actually just not trying to sell him at all, for any reason.

Because he can't.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Ox has had chance after chance to prove he isn't a squad level player and hasn't. Maybe it's coaching but I doubt it, let him gently caress off.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Arsenal should just spend hundreds of millions and reshape the entire team like all the big money clubs, duh

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Gigi Galli posted:

They probably should.

It came across as sarcastic only because they won't spend that type of money.. I don't know if they actually can or not and won't pretend to.. but I know they won't.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Vegetable posted:

Ox is going to be on the bench 90% of the time at Chelsea

Yep, he's loving garbage.

The 180k was really dumb, Chelsea are getting fleeced here IMO. The only reason to have him is he is one of the few English players that is in the mediocre realm.. so there's that.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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So Arsenal need to buy a winger, DM, and CB/RB this window now... lol.

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T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

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Libertine posted:

I've got a theory for how to turn around Arsenal's fortunes and it involves a Qatari multi-billionaire buying the team.

That African guy will do, too bad Kronke won't let it go until he starts seeing his profit diminish.

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