Official Jinder Discusson Thread for 5/22

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Official Jinder Discusson Thread for 5/22

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Joman Jeigns

# ¿ May 23, 2017 05:28

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 22:24

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Frankston posted:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

# ¿ May 23, 2017 12:50

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

oatgan posted:

the most talked about champ in wwe, jinder mahal

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/05/the-jinder-orb-globalism-and-the-arbitrary-anti-pu.html

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/jinder-mahal-is-wwes-latest-evil-foreigner-and-fans-still-eat-it-up

Seventeen billion new followers from India on facebook

Never drew a dime

# ¿ May 23, 2017 16:09

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Shane spent literally years in China on an errand to bring PPV there as an untapped market.

Now WWE has put the belt on Mahal based off facebook likes originating in India of an Asian untapped market.

There is zero Jinder merchandise.

This is an amazing thing.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 03:23

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Is this worse than when The Shiek bought the NWA Championship?

# ¿ May 24, 2017 04:22

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jinder was brought in as as Enhancement Talent

In his jobber career he managed to stand out by actively making wrestlers look worse, and injure them.

He can't cut a promo.

He is objectively worse than James Ellsworth

# ¿ May 24, 2017 04:51

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

CM Punk took a paycut to join WWE and that was back in 2005 when indie wasn't as big. Now i'm flashbacking to "No, you want Sheamus".

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:21

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jinder the Arquette

# ¿ May 24, 2017 06:59

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lid posted:

Jinder the Arquette

Actually thing is wrong as Arquette campaigned against getting the title because he thought it would bring tge company into disrepute.

Jinder the Abbott

# ¿ May 24, 2017 07:08

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

VJeff posted:

Having Roman just straight up beat Braun clean at Fastlane is honestly right up there as a terrible decision with...well I guess all the other stupid poo poo they've done with Roman at Fastlane!

Boy, that show is a real rear end in a top hat, huh.

Its funny Roman beat him but for sure everyone thinks Roman would never beat Braun and not in a "he cant possibly lift Andre" disbelief. Kayfabe and real life are mixed with Roman so people look at him and say "nah Braun wins" and if Roman wins hes not an underdog its "thats just bad booking". This only applies to Roman, if Finn beat Braun it would be seen as the impossible is possible. Roman has broken kayfabe by existing.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 07:55

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Vaguido posted:

Unless Long Island starts housing 1.3 billion people, I wouldn't hold my breath on that one my man.

Are you doubting Long Islands capability to spam likes on facebook?

# ¿ May 24, 2017 14:45

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

I have not watched or paid attention whatsoever to WWE for about a year now.

Bored in a hotel so I thought I'd check out PSP. Jinder loving Mahal is champion? What loving bizarro world is this?

"India Facebook Likes"

# ¿ May 25, 2017 11:10

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Roman v Jinder at Wrestlemania

Finally they will cheer

# ¿ May 28, 2017 01:53

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

He aint got nothing on Jinder!

# ¿ May 28, 2017 03:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Accident Underwater posted:

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/1011/618299/ryback-talks-past-steroid-use/

TRT is pretty much banned now in other sports as being pretty much just the same as steroids.

Left is on TRT. Right is off.

Supplementing someones testosterone leads to high muscle development, who knew.

# ¿ May 29, 2017 03:40

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 22:24

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

J i n d e r
M
a
h
a
l

# ¿ May 29, 2017 15:36

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Official Jinder Discusson Thread for 5/22