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Incitatus posted:im brewster 'baby dick' o'houlihan and i'm takin' over yer town. hey pardner, can you give the fine folks of this here town some explanaration on why folks would be callin' you "baby dick" o'houlihan?
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May 23, 2017 21:31
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if you don't mind me askin', pardner *right hand slowly move towards his peacemaker, fully ready to shoot you in the babydick*
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May 23, 2017 21:33
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Besides county sheriff I'm also tax collector, captain of the fire brigade, and chairman of the nonpartisan anti-Chinese league.
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May 23, 2017 21:37
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*everything is sepia toned*
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May 23, 2017 21:39
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*fucks daughter* *daughter fucks son* *fucks son's daughter* *daughter fucks son's son* -- 120 years later -- "VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM"
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May 23, 2017 21:45
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*calls cows via yodeling*
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May 23, 2017 21:47
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*travels town to town selling mirkins*
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May 23, 2017 22:04
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That's it, no more Mr. Knife guy
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May 23, 2017 22:07
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Laudanum addict was a profession back then, right?
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May 23, 2017 22:14
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May 23, 2017 22:15
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*wears a hat with an arrow through it unironically*
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May 23, 2017 22:15
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*is a ghost exacting revenge on corrupt old timey townsfolk*
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May 23, 2017 22:22
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*Drifts the High Plains* *Has no name*
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May 23, 2017 22:40
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Larry Parrish posted:I literally live in a town like this lmfao. It's usually an acoustic guitar player though. you live in the nineteenth century in the American Old West?
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May 23, 2017 22:54
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Fog Tripper posted:*Drifts the High Plains* what's up horse? 
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May 23, 2017 22:59
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*bone tomahawks a guy*
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May 23, 2017 23:13
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*poops from there*
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May 23, 2017 23:15
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*Walks into bar and asks for a whiskey and isn't asked which brand because they only have Uncle Thaddeus' hooch made in the basement*
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May 23, 2017 23:18
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*Makes an excellent fire in the desert for him and his trusty steed to sleep next to and stay warm. Rock explodes next to his head due to sudden heating of water trapped within, creating a natural grenade. Dies.*
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May 24, 2017 00:26
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*fucks trusty steed*
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May 24, 2017 00:27
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*Sweats through leggings* *Sweats through vest* *Sweats through coat* *Sweats through hat* "Some call me the high plains dripper." *Never sleeps.* *Sweats, sweats.* *Says that he will never die*
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May 24, 2017 00:33
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*accidentally gets a little poop on the edge of the flap-hole in my underwear*
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May 24, 2017 00:35
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Harald posted:*accidentally gets a little poop on the edge of the flap-hole in my underwear* *Same, but on purpose.*
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May 24, 2017 00:36
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*Fucks one of the 3 std filled whores in the tavern*
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May 24, 2017 00:38
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*spits into dirty glass, cleans it out with a hanky*
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May 24, 2017 00:42
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I took a trip out east to Shucawgo an got me some new fangled googlydads fer my eyes an now everyone lookit me all funny-like
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*Is racist against Mexicans and also a kingpin in a minor gang syndicate. After I am betrayed by my gang during a deal gone bad in Mexico and left for dead, I awake to discover a Mexican ranch family has taken me in. Concealing my dark past, I work as a farmhand on their land to pay my way, learning some valuable life lessons in human compassion and maybe fall in love with their 20-something daughter along the way. I recover, but only in time for the bad Hombre's to show up shaking down her father for money he does not have. I have to choose between abandoning them and returning to my life, or risking my life to save them and the women I now love using my gun slinging skills. I make the noble choice and set aside my past for these wonderful people.* *Dies.*
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May 24, 2017 00:47
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*does not shoot the deputy*
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May 24, 2017 00:53
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*commits crimes indiscriminately*
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*dies from common cold*
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May 24, 2017 01:01
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*brings in chinamen to gently haul nitroglycerin when building the rail road*
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May 24, 2017 01:03
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Watch out for snakes.
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May 24, 2017 01:09
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Blue Train posted:*fucks trusty steed* i bet this happened a lot on those month long trips if you think about it
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May 24, 2017 01:14
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Whoo, boy, howdy, I sure am glad every loving dipshit has a gun in this, the safest, gentlest period in American history!
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CarpenterWalrus posted:Whoo, boy, howdy, I sure am glad every loving dipshit has a gun in this, the safest, gentlest period in American history! also in medieval times everyone had a sword
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May 24, 2017 01:21
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i drank yr milkshake
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May 24, 2017 01:24
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*puts balls in tip cup* *fucks bartenders wife*
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*is preacher, builds mega-church in town with 40 people* These empty pews declare our people have turned from the Lord
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