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*hightails it to old mexico*
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*guns down native americans*
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May 24, 2017 13:47
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Oh boy! Westworld! *shoots sheriff*
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May 24, 2017 13:53
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*has gnarly wild west pubes that are filthy*
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May 24, 2017 14:12
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*Wears a big hat so people can shoot it off and not my head*
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May 24, 2017 14:15
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*Contracts Chinamen to build rail to new town; doesn't pay them*
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May 24, 2017 14:18
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*orders a tall glass of warm gin with a human hair in it*
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May 24, 2017 14:29
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*finds lover with another man in a bar. starts shooting in bar and killing everyone. is hung the very same night.*
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May 24, 2017 14:42
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*is a outlaw and a killer at the age of 24. has a pistol that's engraved with 1 and 19 more.*
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May 24, 2017 14:47
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Hey boy... boy! I have a miracle cure for that ugly face o' yours. It's called Mercury. I'll cut you a special deal, sonny boy! 3 cents and this bottle is yours
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May 24, 2017 14:51
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*Heads on down to the unveiling of the newly built clock tower* *Killed by bandits on the road*
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May 24, 2017 15:33
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*sees a homosexual and/or a transvestite and murders them in the street* *is given the keys to the city by the mayor and the church throws a picnic*
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May 24, 2017 15:41
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CarpenterWalrus posted:Whoo, boy, howdy, I sure am glad every loving dipshit has a gun in this, the safest, gentlest period in American history! Shoots you for being so insufferably yellow.
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May 24, 2017 15:54
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Fog Tripper posted:Shoots you for being so insufferably yellow. Insufferably Yelluh!
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May 24, 2017 16:05
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*blasphemes*
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May 24, 2017 17:39
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Wears anachronistic shirt that buttons all the way down
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May 24, 2017 18:32
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has beard that goes down to my knees. wipes own rear end with beard.
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May 24, 2017 20:08
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*Is Marty Mcfly, decides to bang his great-great-great grandma.*
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May 24, 2017 21:44
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*has absurd facial hair*
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May 25, 2017 00:26
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*is your huckleberry*
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May 25, 2017 01:35
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*is shortsighted, but really good at shooting up to six feet away*
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May 25, 2017 01:50
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Summer's coming, can't wait for all this mud to become dust!
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May 25, 2017 01:57
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*Despite lack of running water or drainage, somehow takes a hot bath in a second story hotel room.* *Despite well-documented dangers of frontier life, none of the hotel room doors seem to have have locks* *Nods confidently as directions are communicated in strange topographical terms. Rides in a vaguely western direction looking for anything that might resemble a draw.* *Hello, I'll be your flawed hero for this evening. I'm here because I have one last shot at redemption. There will be no shots at redemption after this one, nawsir. It's either get the redemption now or forever suspend all activities that could possibly be construed as redemption seeking.*
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May 25, 2017 02:10
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*looks slightly like Clint Eastwood but is totally utterly clueless*
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May 25, 2017 02:17
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:*looks slightly like Clint Eastwood but is totally utterly clueless*  ??????
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Ok fair point
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May 25, 2017 02:38
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*Cuts up whore. *Delivers ponies to Skinny like Little Bill told me to. *Gets shot to gently caress by a blind idiot cowboy while taking a poo poo in the outhouse.
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:
 *Is a man wearing nothing but a cavalry hat, boots and a bandana, sporting a visible erection.* GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 04:11 on May 25, 2017 |
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May 25, 2017 03:15
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I'm actually part native American irl so I'm going to hightail it the gently caress outta here.
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May 25, 2017 07:05
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*rapes an Indian* *nobody cares*
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May 25, 2017 08:05
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Justin Godscock posted:*rapes an Indian* Toussaint Charbonneau was a vital part of American History.
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May 25, 2017 12:44
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*plays the song of death*
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May 25, 2017 13:21
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*leaps onto horse from second floor balcony* *shatters pelvis, dies*
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May 25, 2017 13:23
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Spendsall gold money on heroin. Lives long and well
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May 25, 2017 13:25
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Morphine and CANNABIS INDICA
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May 25, 2017 13:25
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*fucks around with dynamite because gently caress it its all just on the floor here and I'm bored shitless* *gets chased off by chinese railway workers* *dies from minor infection*
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May 25, 2017 16:17
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May 25, 2017 20:07
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'why do they call this the old west, anyways?'
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May 25, 2017 20:09
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Loden Taylor posted:*fiddles, dances*
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Justin Godscock posted:*rapes an Indian* Stop stealing my gimmick.
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