Marv Hushman posted:

*is the obligatory highly educated cowboy who relies on Latin, calculus, Shakespeare, and classical music to resolve most conflicts, thereby heightening the drama when actual weapons are used*

*fails to convince anyone that cowboys were anything more than ignorant, overly romanticized itinerant workers with really cool hats and boots*

*composed the original post while in an opium den, apparently*

*edits post with Bowie knife*