itt we are in the old west

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > itt we are in the old west

Vargatron: Apr 19, 2008; MRAZZLE DAZZLE

*attempts to notify the town that "the sheriff is a n-" but is continually interrupted by the church bell tolling*

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Vargatron: Apr 19, 2008; MRAZZLE DAZZLE

*forced to play ragtime on saloon piano by bandits/outlaws*

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Vargatron: Apr 19, 2008; MRAZZLE DAZZLE

Wooded Zacynthus posted:

*is unable to secure a ticket to Dr. Phineas Q. Coffeewater's Miracle Elixir Medicine Show before they sell out*

*is still able to purchase one from a mysterious Sioux gentleman just outside the tent at a significant markup*

goddamn this one got me.

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Vargatron: Apr 19, 2008; MRAZZLE DAZZLE

*Contracts Chinamen to build rail to new town; doesn't pay them*

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