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*is the obligatory highly educated cowboy who relies on Latin, calculus, Shakespeare, and classical music to resolve most conflicts, thereby heightening the drama when actual weapons are used* *fails to convince anyone that cowboys were anything more than ignorant, overly romanticized itinerant workers with really cool hats and boots* *composed the original post while in an opium den, apparently* *edits post with Bowie knife* Marv Hushman fucked around with this message at 03:09 on May 24, 2017 |
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I.C. posted:I bet I could get good boots that fit. yon corpse is a wearin' yer size... *forces self to drop trailing g's and substitute leading a's. dang, missed those two. wait, what is the syntax here, why don't you drop the g in dang, i'm so confused*
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*Despite lack of running water or drainage, somehow takes a hot bath in a second story hotel room.* *Despite well-documented dangers of frontier life, none of the hotel room doors seem to have have locks* *Nods confidently as directions are communicated in strange topographical terms. Rides in a vaguely western direction looking for anything that might resemble a draw.* *Hello, I'll be your flawed hero for this evening. I'm here because I have one last shot at redemption. There will be no shots at redemption after this one, nawsir. It's either get the redemption now or forever suspend all activities that could possibly be construed as redemption seeking.*
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May 25, 2017 02:10
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*Dreams of a day when some manner of lubricant or perhaps a water displacement formula will be developed for quieting squeaky wind mills*
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