itt we are in the old west

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > itt we are in the old west

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Besides county sheriff I'm also tax collector, captain of the fire brigade, and chairman of the nonpartisan anti-Chinese league.

# ¿ May 23, 2017 21:37

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bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

*kills hundreds of native americans*
*is rewarded with money, land, and status*
*establishes multi generational wealth because of it*

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:30

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Marv Hushman posted:

*is the obligatory highly educated cowboy who relies on Latin, calculus, Shakespeare, and classical music to resolve most conflicts, thereby heightening the drama when actual weapons are used*

*fails to convince anyone that cowboys were anything more than ignorant, overly romanticized itinerant workers with really cool hats and boots*

*composed the original post while in an opium den, apparently*

*edits post with Bowie knife*

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:37

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Justin Godscock posted:

*rapes an Indian*

Stop stealing my gimmick.

# ¿ May 25, 2017 20:47

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