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*Makes an excellent fire in the desert for him and his trusty steed to sleep next to and stay warm. Rock explodes next to his head due to sudden heating of water trapped within, creating a natural grenade. Dies.*
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May 24, 2017 00:26
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Harald posted:*accidentally gets a little poop on the edge of the flap-hole in my underwear* *Same, but on purpose.*
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May 24, 2017 00:36
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*Is racist against Mexicans and also a kingpin in a minor gang syndicate. After I am betrayed by my gang during a deal gone bad in Mexico and left for dead, I awake to discover a Mexican ranch family has taken me in. Concealing my dark past, I work as a farmhand on their land to pay my way, learning some valuable life lessons in human compassion and maybe fall in love with their 20-something daughter along the way. I recover, but only in time for the bad Hombre's to show up shaking down her father for money he does not have. I have to choose between abandoning them and returning to my life, or risking my life to save them and the women I now love using my gun slinging skills. I make the noble choice and set aside my past for these wonderful people.* *Dies.*
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May 24, 2017 00:46
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Pug Rodeo posted:Sitting at the saloon holding playing cards doing this: *Peeks at his cards and looks at you blank-faced*  Raise 50.
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May 24, 2017 02:07
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EorayMel posted:*Meets some of the locals smoking tobacco near a fire* Wait a minute, gimme that. *sniff* Yep. That's jenkum.
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Missing Persons Tom "Huckleberry" Findlay Last seen near Devil's creek on the Twenty-First of May. Please help us find our beloved brother Huck. He is a slow boy prone to bouts of confusion and will wander off. He usually comes callin' back on the ranch by sundown, but he's been missing these two days now. Huck may approach an unfamiliar lady or gentleman and claim that he is "theirs." It's important he be found before such a time as he can be dangerous if you actually do take him with your person on your travels, as poor Mrs. Jones found out four moons past. If you see Huck, please send for Sherrif Joe Arpaio to wrangle him back.
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*Is Marty Mcfly, decides to bang his great-great-great grandma.*
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