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Kthulhu5000

by R. Guyovich
Credentials check, OP!

At a raucous Parisian dinner party in the late 18th century, one Sir Honorable Benjamin J. Franklin did propose the formation of a United States Office of Sexual Standards, Practices, and Measurements. It would be headed by the Asseater General of the United States of America, the first of which Franklin proposed to be his third son Thursday. The suggestion was greeted with marvelous laughter and applause by the attending French nobility.

Did this really happen? And if not, wouldn't it have been kind of awesome if it did?

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