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On Dr. Oz I claimed that eating rear end would add two years to your life
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May 24, 2017 16:30
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May 2, 2024 13:32
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Yeah, I got my rear end eating Ph.D from a for-profit online university. So what? You still have to call me Dr. when I'm on the television, being an expert
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May 24, 2017 16:32
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I've testified in more than a dozen court cases, when one of the parties need to prove when and where an rear end got eaten
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May 24, 2017 16:33
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Plaintiff's attorney: How would you characterize the analingus?
Me (rear end-eating expert): You can tell from the uneven markings the the defendant didn't really want to eat her rear end. He got scared.
PA: As an world renowned researcher in the field of rear end-eating, in your opinion, what effect would a frightened rimming like this have on a marriage?
Me (calmly, secure in my knowledge): The damage to trust would be severe. I would go so far as to call it a breach of the marriage contract.
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May 24, 2017 16:40
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by Hand Knit
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Teens are literally biting each other in the rear end. We need better education before someone dies.
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May 24, 2017 17:01
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It's called eating rear end but it's really more of a licking motion. Thank you for having me on The View to discuss this important distinction. We're going to save some lives today.
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May 24, 2017 17:04
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May 2, 2024 13:32
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me (certified assmuncher): blalalalalalalalala
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