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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:If Budget passes here are 66 agencies that will be closed My personal favorite is the Chemical Safety Board for 12m a year. If it saves three lives a year, it's a good bargain. Pretty sure it saves more.
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Supremezero posted:I'm not sure which is the more surprising story here, that someone walked out on Pence, or that the mayor of South Bend is literally named Buttigieg. It's pronounced Bootijedge, tragically. He's also pretty awesome, pity about the name.
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May 23, 2017 23:54
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Fart City posted:Ah-haha, he cropped out the yarmulke.  One more item for "I am probably in a coma hallucinating this timeline".
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May 24, 2017 00:12
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citybeatnik posted:It's make me start going back to Mass, for one thing. Hell, I might make it a habit of doing the rosary daily. I think you'll find that Vatican 2 broke the succession and/or there's a weird series of Man In The Iron Mask correct antipopes kept in the basement of Pope Castle.
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May 24, 2017 01:41
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Edit: GODDAMMITWillo567 posted:Guys, after reading that transcript, I'm really worried about the result of a strike on North Korea Depends, are you South Korean or maybe Japanese? (In which case the answer is still "probably")
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May 24, 2017 01:56
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Ol Standard Retard posted:Voting for both of these things and also a 72 point blinking "DO NOT RE LITIGATE THE 2016 ELECTION YOU FUCKMANS" to be included in the OP. O'Malley would have won
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May 24, 2017 03:18
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:... what friends? There was probably at least one Russian in the area. 
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May 24, 2017 03:48
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Starmaker posted:Well in my fanfiction, Melania is secretly training Barron in New York to, shall we say, forcibly inherit the throne. Pfft, like Donald would ever go hunt a wild pig with a spear.
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May 25, 2017 06:49
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Prester Jane posted:The following two posts are from August 11th and 12th, respectively. These posts show how eager the militia movement was for any pretense to carry heavy weapons around minority neighborhoods in a blatant act of intimidation. Although the militia's have been quiet for a bit as a result of the post-Malheur crackdown; that crackdown has been effectively ended by the Trump administration. As the militias realize it is safe to poke their heads in public again you can expect them to begin appearing at political rallies in support of pro-Trump protesters. Their is a very strong risk for violence erupting from a scenario wherein some group like Oathkeepers shows up armed to protect some Proud Boys and opens fire on some antifa/minority protesters. Interesting tidbit about the Ferguson Oathkeeper presence: the leader of the group present made the fatal mistake of talking to the protesters and went "unconstitutional government oppression of normal hard-working Americans? this sounds awful familiar!" and informed the rest of the organization of his intent to demonstrate in solidarity with the Ferguson locals against tyranny. The rest of the organization immediately responded "when we were talking about protecting our communities against unconstitutional tyranny, we didn't mean those people! If you do this awful thing, we will have no choice but to kick you out!", whereupon the guy whose heart grew four sizes that day went "you can't fire me if I quit!" and left the Oathkeepers, along with a chunk of his supporters. The end.
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May 25, 2017 18:13
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NikkolasKing posted:Isn't this all a bit of alarmism? Obviously I wasn't alive but I've seen movies, documentaries and read books about the Civil Rights/Vietnam era. if the country didn't rip itself apart over that and MLK being shot and the government literally lying to us every other sentence and spying on "dissidents", do we have to worry about Now being the worst time ever? That's how Prester Jane do. Take her future prescriptions with a grain of salt except maybe if she's describing how a particular narcissist like the President  will respond to things.Oh, and what axeil said.
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May 25, 2017 18:14
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FizFashizzle posted:I don't mean to sound like I'm puffing my chest out or acting all tough internet male, but this is how you start a fight. Merkel: "Ve alvays knew boys vere dumb."
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May 25, 2017 18:34
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Rigel posted:This is the most Texas thing I've seen all year Feral piggies are a goddamn menace and lighter than air vehicles own / have excellent loiter capability.
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May 25, 2017 23:54
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Zil posted:There was also talk to allow kegs to be taken up in the balloons, so that should generate some interesting headlines. Oh. Oh dear.
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May 25, 2017 23:56
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Office Pig posted:It only takes on wrong shot, you know. I suspect you may have an ulterior motive for denigrating swine-hunting methods.
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May 25, 2017 23:57
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Yeah but how often is that happening? Are there roving bands of wild hogs terrorizing small frontier towns in Texas? Mostly they eat crops and incidentally murder people who try to stop them / surprise them in theor lairs / have the audacity to drive on a road they're using.
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May 25, 2017 23:59
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Grapplejack posted:
Normally I am at best slightly dubious about hunting pictures, but this just fills me with a "heck yeah, only a billion more to go". Edit: also there's a really interesting Goat Vs Pig dichotomy in a lot of agricultural societies. They both eat everything plantlike and outside of seriously bullshit mountains are both suitable in any given environment, so they're handy. It's just that goats won't generally kill and eat YOU.
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May 26, 2017 00:40
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Propaganda Hour posted:Y'all probably already saw that Lieberman withdrew his name for FBI director, but sweet Jesus am I happy. Joe needs to gently caress off forever. Not only is he a colossal rear end in a top hat, he doesn't eat pork.
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May 26, 2017 00:45
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skylined! posted:so what the gently caress is this derail Texas passed a mildly silly sounding feral piggy hunting law and the anti-pig faction, including me, swarmed in to opine that it didn't go far enough, and educate the audience on the porcine menace.
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May 26, 2017 00:48
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Ralepozozaxe posted:could be worse, my senator is Ted Cruz. You also have John Cornyn, who is almost certainly actually a human being.
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May 26, 2017 01:56
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:Oh no, you said the M-word, now mcmagic is going to come post any second now Cory Booker, Cory Booker, Cory Booker!
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May 26, 2017 02:03
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STAC Goat posted:Maddow opened her show announcing she was looped out on drugs and was sent home by the doctor but came back to work JUST to talk about Jared Kushner. Democrats are raving druggies who cannot be trusted.
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May 26, 2017 02:05
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Mr. Fowl posted:If they're gonna do this, might as well go full-on GOP-controlled House during the Obama years and pass every pie-in-the-sky act they can think of--but instead of repealing the ACA a countless times, they pass every progressive thing they can think of. $15 minimum wage, sure--then single payer, then (again, all purely symbolic) sweeping healthcare reform that would bring down costs and why not throw in free public college too? It'll at least get people excited for 2020--assuming they win in 2018. If they don't have to worry about it getting signed into law, they don't have to worry about actually agreeing on it. But what if Donald Trump signs off on basic income and universal Medicare? What then? 
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May 26, 2017 02:24
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Mustached Demon posted:Maybe she actually bought into doing something good? Did you negativity fueled asshats think of that? To add, I think that a Dem Congress might actually be able to get a lot done with Donald, seeing as how he doesn't actually have any philosophical or political philosophy more complex than "Donald Trump good". His Cabinet is a big problem, but poo poo, look at how the GOP Congress has been able to crowbar him into things.
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May 26, 2017 02:28
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Insurrectum posted:Replace your smug feeling of satisfaction with a hopeless pit of despair and pent up rage--and you now know how it feels when someone tells you to "Contact your congressman" and you live in Washington DC. Your representative is one of the best nonvoting representatives of any gender in Congress.
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May 26, 2017 02:36
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Bueno Papi posted:Me too but one of those democrats is Feinstein. So, it's sorta a push at this point. Here is a list of Republican Senators better than Feinstein: ...Snowe? The late Spector? Edit gently caress Snowe is former too. Joementum, please stand as my second ready to slice my throat.
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May 26, 2017 02:39
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Tony Montana posted:oh is this another liberal hugbox where anyone that doesn't crack jokes at Donald's expense is big bad man that wants to take your lentil soup away? Sorry, I didn't know.. Look, rear end in a top hat, I can tolerate a lot of things, but lentils are awesome.
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May 26, 2017 02:56
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Fulchrum posted:Well, the lot that came in 1788 were just awful, folks. When britain sent their people, they weren't sending their best. Fuckers eventually imported pigs, and didn't eat lentils.  Edit: gently caress failingforward wins
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May 26, 2017 03:06
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:Daal. Every time I try making it at home it's never as good as when I order it. I probably don't use enough butter or something else terrible for me. Coconut milk is a winner, perhaps the best sauce substrate in human history, but cooked wrong will get weird. I defer to The Subforum Formerly Known As Goons With Spoons.
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May 26, 2017 03:09
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:Where do the wild boars come into this Some, but not all, posters are wild boars.
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May 26, 2017 03:11
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RandomBlue posted:Look up, they've captured the baloons for themselves! Oh God Half-ton piggies raining from the heavens would Wait Pigs hijacking flying transportation... pigs... flying... We have a chance in Montana, guys!
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May 26, 2017 03:14
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Covok posted:Knew it: the Republican is going to win. Republicans will double down knowing they can body slam reporters and still win. Welcome to a preview of 2018. Democrats lost Montana. We're all loving doomed. Die by your own hand, to deny the scum the satisfaction.
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May 26, 2017 03:30
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Rigel posted:Nate Silver is pointing out that the libertarian is over 7%, which is not great news for gianforte. A lot of these historic benchmarks are presuming a minimal 3rd party vote, but if thats not the case, then Quist needs fewer votes than normal to win. Did Nate Silver estimate a reasonable probability of Trump victory in 2016?  (Dems probably lose, in semi-rural loving Montana)
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May 26, 2017 03:34
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Supremezero posted:... yes. Yes he did. He was in fact the one dude who did so. Was joke. Emoticon and specific choice of source may not have properly conveyed joke.
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ZorajitZorajit posted:Ossoff isn't going to win. 
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follow that camel!! posted:I know..."it's not treason because we aren't at war." People keep saying this. It is inaccurate both in precedent (although you could argue that attempted rebellion is an act of war, and by extension the Blair Mountain stuff counts) and in statement - there's no explicit summary of what constitutes an enemy of the United States, and therefore no explicit summary of who you can't give aid and comfort to. More specifically, there's some room for waggle-handed weirdness with eg nonstate actors or, conversely, North Korea. Russia... probably doesn't count. Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 04:34 on May 27, 2017 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:hahahahahahahaha Says you, I was murdered twice this January over by Chinatown.
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:InternalizedMisogyny.txt "Awesome"? "Competent"? "Better than a comparable man because they sort of have to be"?
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/868502832974049280 Please Allah, I've been a good boy this week.
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RZA Encryption posted:Was this posted? I love Bibi's expression.
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