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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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evilweasel posted:

good to know donald trump is still considered a senior administration official

The seniorist.

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Don't we also get the CBO report tomorrow morning for the ACHA? Because I don't see how they will sell all these cuts to social programs along with increasing health care costs for those who will be able to afford insurance.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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pokie posted:

You are assuming that Trump core is motivated by something other than vile racism.

Hey there is some misogyny and homophobia as well. They are not all single issue haters.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Kavros posted:

Thar's a horse in the senate!!

That is deeply disturbing.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Which branch of Christianity does Trump pretend to subscribe to again?

Whichever is giving him attention or money at the moment.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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STAC Goat posted:

Legit, Donald Trump thinks if you make nice with him you're his friend. Then if you talk bad about him he thinks you betrayed him. He displays this cycle all the time, most obviously with Obama.

Dude's brain is that of a child's.

Makes me think he may have problems with object permanently too. Someone get him to cover his eyes and ask him where he thinks he is now or where the light went.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Ramos posted:

"I find Trump beating his wife to be deeply disturbing." --John McCain.

Then proceeds to cut funding for abused women's shelters.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Egbert Souse posted:

Melania is the leak source :tinfoil:

Ivanka is the one giving it to Melania and is part of a decades long scheme to get payback for divorcing Ivana.:tinfoil:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Chilichimp posted:

She probably was about to serve him divorce papers and signed a contract to stay on if he won the presidency and she figured that was easy money and signed immediately.

I can't wait for her loving book in 10 years.

She's keeping him at a distance and I don't believe she'll ever move to the white house.

Title should be "From Russia for Love"

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Disturbing if true.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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RandomBlue posted:

Exactly why were they allowed to add all that poo poo when dems didn't need their votes? Stupidity?

It was during the misguided attempt to be appear bi-partisan to heal the "wounds" from the 2008 election.

FizFashizzle posted:

What? Against who?

Is the US invading the Philippines?

Iraq, third times the charm.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Well this has to be the stupidest derail yet.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Pikavangelist posted:

It's at least more fun than yet another "bernie would have won" shitstorm.

But what would have been the chances of a mountain named Bernie winning?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Rigel posted:

Its been a while since we've seen an "ICE is evil" story. Undocumented married mother of two had a misdemeanor for driving without a license many years ago, been here since 2008. She was picked up by ICE and scheduled for deportation based on criminal history.

The governor went "ok, gently caress you, I'll pardon her." and ICE was like "lol too late she now has a final order to deport, her criminal history no longer matters!"

https://twitter.com/elisefoley/status/867504708470034432

That would be an interesting case for the ACLU to defend. Does a states executive branch pardon overrule a federal judicial order?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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RC Cola posted:

I know it gets asked alot.... But 1200 posts? What happened...

Can we not start this poo poo again. Reposts are better than this.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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WeAreTheRomans posted:

I hate it when burns are spelled wrong, it's supposed to be Rs that are the illiterate dumbasses :argh:

You try editing a wiki on your phone while driving and see if you can do better.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Oh gently caress it is Russians all the way down isn't it. Somewhere in California Reagan's body is nearing Mach 2.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Blitz7x posted:

No, but we'd still be hearing about election fraud

But with less government interference into the investigations. :v:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Alright now to wait for JJ Ross edits.:bahgawd:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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axeil posted:

Jesus christ that audio is insane :stare: How has this dude not been arrested yet?

White.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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axeil posted:

Idiot question: does getting convicted of assault mean he can't serve in the House?

Nope. http://www.factcheck.org/2008/11/felons-in-office/

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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evilweasel posted:

this is like, mycrimes.txt level stuff

how are you not reading the news while coming up with your story

Wasn't on Fox News channel or site.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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That beautiful bastard. :eyepop:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Furnaceface posted:

If that Quist guy isnt rushing a bunch of terrible wrestling metaphors and one liners into ads right this second he deserves to lose.

"Gianforte wants to choke slam the life out of your health care"

"Gianforte wants to break Medicare in half"

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Florida Betty posted:

How's the AHCA on vision care?

Eye for an eye.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Fart City posted:

1992: Vice President Dan Quayle not knowing how to spell "potato" is a tentpole political gaff.

2017: Congressional candidate Greg Gianforte jackknife powerbombs a reporter on the eve of his election.

2042: "The debate here isn't that the candidate owns a homemade skinsuit, but rather in how many he owns."

2080: Trump the 7th selects his recently revived great-great-great-grandfathers corpse as his running mate. Undead pussy grabbing sweeps the nation.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Eltoasto posted:

How much of a shithead can I be to ICE agents if I see them? Asking for a friend.

Depends. What color is your skin?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Looking forward to the bank foreclosure notice on his business.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Starting to wonder if Murdoch is going to use Fox News downturn as an excuse to sell. Of course the buyer will turn out to be a shell company for Russia Today.:tinfoil:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Ralepozozaxe posted:

It's not gay if it's you doing it to yourself.

The good ol' loopback trick

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Blitz7x posted:

There's cop cover ups in small towns and there's "Oh gently caress we're national news"

Don't worry I am sure Sessions will call for an independent review in the coming days.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Spiffster posted:

I'm sorry but after Trump freaking won any logic has been thrown out the window. I will bet on chaos every time until I'm shown otherwise next November

Trump's Razor hasn't let me down yet.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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So the usual, quickly announce late Friday and hope the story dies out over the long weekend.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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D-Pad posted:

This thread is moving so fast I can't keep up so apologies if this has already been posted.

Reposts are better than the "what happened while I was" posts.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Wistful of Dollars posted:

I'm not sure being caught with a loaded weapon is a detriment in the US.

Especially in Montana. Lots of guns there, most likely out number people.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Office Pig posted:

Even better is that he is not going to do this at all.

I await Infowars announcing their new staff reporter Sean Hannity.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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So it is a little past 6 am in Brussels, the orange one should awake soon and bless us with his 140 character long knowledge.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Not for the fact the he recently turned 90, I would vote for him.

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Grapplejack posted:


What the gently caress is he even talking about? What does terrorism have to do with food stamps?

Terrorists often come from the lower rungs of society, so by denying the poor food stamps you are killing future generations of terrorists.

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