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Jun 24, 2002

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cochise posted:

First random site I found on Google charged $50 for 5k followers.

gently caress I'm going to do this right now.

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https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/870722430104424452

real life is cool

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Jun 24, 2002

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SocketWrench posted:

How are you gonna make Detroit look attractive. The place is a goddamned real life Fallout

The past few years Detroit has had a giant influx of younger people moving in.

Corktown is basically all flannel and PBR hipsters these days, and all the apartments downtown are filled with 20-somethings.

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Jun 24, 2002

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D-Pad posted:

I would have graduated in '06 but took some time off to pursue a personal goal. Ended up graduating in the spring of '08. I couldn't do much better than a McJob until I got lucky in 2012. Things have been great since, but holy poo poo graduating at the worst time to do so in ~100 years was not cool.

I graduated in '08 but immediately started my career out of college and have been making it rain everywhere I go since.

It did take me 7 years to finish my bachelors degree, though. Making that Little Caesars cheddar allowed me to have no student loans/debt.

I guess I don't see myself as a millennial though.

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Jun 24, 2002

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whydirt posted:

I love Arrested Development, but the whole Mr. F plot line does not hold up well.

I've been rewatching a week or so ago and was at that same point and thought the same thing.

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Jun 24, 2002

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If you're cooking directly over a flame its not even BBQ.

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Jun 24, 2002

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trickybiscuits posted:

WOW. Don't trust motherfucking Alex Jones EVER.

A friend of mine pulled out the "the Left needs to tone down the rhetoric" bit tonight. It turns out he doesn't know anything about Alex Jones. Can somebody link me to some video clips that are both horrifying and completely normal for his show?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1DbdwShMnw

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Jun 24, 2002

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Soiled Meat

this is scary

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I haven't submitted a resume in 8 years but even before then I've never been asked for my salary history.

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Glazier posted:

Nothing is going to come of this, maybe Flynn and Sessions will be indicted but they’ll be pardoned so it won’t matter. The GOP will make gains in 2018 and Trump will be reelected.

I hate that this is true but I'm pretty sure it's in the cards.

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Jun 24, 2002

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Soiled Meat

thank god

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a literal homeless man texted me telling me im on the losing side because "lol democrats"

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Mustached Demon posted:

Tell him to get a job.

i did and he said "at least im not on the losing side"

so yeah thats what america has these days

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Majorian posted:

Donald Trump outflanked Clinton on economic populist messaging during the campaign, and he's never been an investment banker or anything like that.
Polls show that Americans loving hate Wall Street.

Americans hate rich people who they don't know. If the person is racist and also a mediocre rock star, they've picked themselves up by the bootstraps.

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Majorian posted:

Kind of, yeah. Or a lovely reality show host/failed businessman, for that matter. In this case, though, the rich people who Americans don't know really did gently caress stuff up for a lot of people. So the Dems have two advantages there.

You would think thats true, but I've been told by multiple people on disability that the dems are losers and that the republicans will save america for the common man.

In fact, all these people are on various medications paid for by the state.

EDIT: and 75% of them have set up gofundme accounts to pay for rent when they miscalculated their payday

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Jun 24, 2002

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Majorian posted:

Yeah, well, the Dems don't need to win all of them to win back the presidency - just some. More importantly, they need to get non-voters to vote, and the way to do that is the same way to win back Obama voters who defected to Trump: promise them Medicare for all, regulations on Wall Street, etc, and stop with this deficit hawk horseshit.

maybe i should stop reporting their gofundmes or chargebacking donations to their "cause", then?

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Jun 24, 2002

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Soiled Meat
If the pee tape is real we may get to witness the first US president to get bullied off of twitter.

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Jun 24, 2002

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Overwined posted:

I know everyone wants to believe the pee tape is real, but does anyone actually want to see it?!?

every morning i wake up and open palm slam a vhs into the slot. its the donald trump piss tape and right then and there i start doing the moves alongside with the president, trump. i do every move and i do every move hard. makin whizzing sounds when i piss on some russian hookers or even when i mess up technique. not many can say they peed on the worlds most dangerous prostitutes. i can. i say it and i say it outloud everyday to people in my college class and all they do is prove people in college class can still be immature jerks. and ive learned all the lines and ive learned how to make myself and my apartment less lonely by shouting em all. 2 hours including wind down every morning. then i lift

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Jun 24, 2002

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https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/877935554700218370

pizzagate was a real thing in america at one point

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Jun 24, 2002

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Fart City posted:

I remember when Hulk Hogan bodyslammed him in front of a sold out crowd at the Pontiac Silverdome.

RIP the silverdome :(

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Jun 24, 2002

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in 2 years a bunch of US coal miners trapped in a collapsed mine will recognize the irony of all this.

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happyhippy posted:

What country will these US coal miners be working in?

Trump's America™

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Jun 24, 2002

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http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/aclu-cops-dont-have-a-constitutional-right-to-rape-protesters/

quote:

The suit charges that an officer stuck a gloved finger into detainees’ rectums about an inch deep and then wiggled it around, yanked on their testicles without warning, barked commands not to flinch or resist–and laughed about it all the while with the other officers present as he “moved down the line” and then subjected four others to the sexually humiliating treatment.

Additionally, the complaint notes:

“[The officer] did not change gloves when he moved from one individual to the next.”

loving gross.

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PhazonLink posted:

on the other hand HENRYs .

Can someone please post that gif, thanks in advance.

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Torpor posted:

So what would it cost for a US citizen to go to a Canadian doctor and pick up some meds? At what point is that a reasonable course of action?

Living in the Detroit area near the border, it happens all the time around here.

Has for years.

Same with various types of surgery.

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evilweasel posted:

The only way it could have been more of a disaster is if they'd somehow hit 24 million.

It's still early, give them time. The high score is theirs for the taking.

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Jun 24, 2002

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

gently caress i remeber those books. it was poo poo like how liberals are evil and you must obey all higher authority awful conservative poo poo.

It was hosed up when they did their version of "Goofus and Gallant" but it was "Danny and Darnell".

Danny listened to authority.

Darnell did not, and was gunned down by the police (but he deserved it).

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Soiled Meat
wait holy poo poo

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Chilichimp posted:

Jesus Christ, that's a high deductible.

The guy who comes and sells our insurance for plans for work (we're a small company), told us he needed 2 surgeries, but is waiting until the year end (this was in octoberish) so he can do them both in the same year, so he hits the deductible only once.

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SpaceCadetBob posted:

But the question that comes out of this is do you really need four levels of calculus to be successful in a generic computer science field? How much could we reduce the cost of higher education if all the fat of a bachelors degree was cut out, and people who just need some basic skills education in that field to be more employable could get it in a year or less.

As someone in this field, I've dealt with people who got degrees that weren't heavy on math and I'll tell you now: they're really bad at their job and don't last long.

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https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/884792346285617152

So was this what his latest tick tick tick was?

or does he just randomly post tick tick tick and then gets to pretend he's an insider every time someone in the trump org fucks up?

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https://twitter.com/KidRock/status/885240249655468032

here we go

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Jun 24, 2002

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I did my SF86 online.

EDIT: I should note that the site where you do your SF86 online got hacked and had all the information stolen, which was cool.

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Oh definitely. There's a poo poo-ton of pages and after you do your security clearance poo poo you have a loving interview, where they go over all the questions AGAIN, in person, and it's also very clear that lying on the SF-86 is grounds for perjury.

quote:

Jeffrey F. Bohn, a U.S. immigration officer who lives in Riverview, Florida, sought a security clearance in June 2010 and failed to disclose an alleged sexual relationship with a foreign national on the SF-86. Bohn whet on to avoid disclosing the alleged relationship three more times while being questioned by federal background investigators. Now he faces four charges of lying to the government. He could face up to five years in prison for each charge. More than five years later, his case still is pending.

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Cool part about the SF-86 is what an absolute monster you look like when all your poo poo is on a single form.

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It's amazing how many people here have had to fill out a SF-86 in just the past 2 pages.

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Chilichimp posted:

It's almost like government employees don't do anything and just post on SA all day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

hey im in the private sector.

still lazy, though

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paternity suitor posted:

For comedy, you can search the results of why people were denied clearances. It's so arbitrary. You can tell when it was someone important vs a truck driver. I found a case where the dude was busted with child porn on multiple occasions and was eventually granted a clearance after an initial denial. He must have had a PhD in something they wanted to research or something. Then I found a dude who admit to taking a puff of weed at a Dave Matthews concert with his son. Like it wasn't even his, just someone in the crowd passed it and he took a hit. Denied. Him being dumb enough to admit this might be the real reason he was denied.

Suffice to say meeting with Russian agents and then lying about it would def be enough to get even a Secret clearance revoked.

There was one guy who molested his daughter and he still got clearance.

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Al Borland Corp. posted:

I filled out one in 2009 and I honestly don't remember anything about it except getting preliminary clearance denied cause I truthfully stated I had had marijuana in the past five years.

It's complete arbitrary based on your case worker. I've had friends who did a looooooot of poo poo and ended up with clearance. I had quite a few things as well, and got mine. Some people have minor infractions and get rejected.

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RottenK posted:

cuck cuck cuck triggered libtards MAGA

4d chess

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