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Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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please add https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/ to the OP thank you

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SocketWrench posted:

Considering it was dogshit earlier, this is a win for him

It's still dogshit. Rasmussen is 10 points above the normal average, most have him around 38-39%

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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RuanGacho posted:

People aren't going to trust local news anymore if Sinclair goes through with their plans.

Yeah, nobody "trusts" Fox News, America's most trusted news channel, at the moment either, right?

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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Burt Buckle posted:

I've seen confederate flags flying in Maine.

Yeah well Maine is the deep south of the far north and has like a half dozen non-white people in the state. And let's not even get into the shitshow of a governor they have.

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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here's a good thread about trump maybe being the cuck all along

https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870376706737139712

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Jan 5, 2005

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tetrapyloctomy posted:

"Yeah, that's me being a boss, talking to 45 and then hopping on a chopper."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO1KsU1rG7s

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/872848913937690624

glad that's settled, stop the stream

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Rotacixe posted:

You forgot the timeline. He is going to have trouble walking and be in chronic pain for the rest of his life, making him an even worse person.

lucky for him, he gets to keep the good ACA insurance plan. hooray!

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theflyingorc posted:

Self immolation?


what

quote:

Hodgkinson was the foster the father of at least two girls. The first, Wanda Ashley Stock, 17, committed suicide in 1996 by pouring gasoline on herself and setting herself on fire after a few months of living with the Hodgkinsons, the Belleville News-Democrat reports. The Hodgkinsons gave an interview to the paper after her suicide, calling her a “very practical, level-headed girl.”

Privacy laws do not allow the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services to release foster records.

In 2002, Hodgkinson became the foster father of another girl whom he allegedly abused, according to police record.

In 2006, he was arrested for domestic battery and discharge of a firearm after he stormed into a neighbor's home where his teenage foster daughter was visiting with a friend. In a skirmish, he punched his foster daughter's then 19-year-old friend Aimee Moreland “in the face with a closed fist,” according to a police report reviewed by The Daily Beast. When Moreland's boyfriend walked outside of the residence where Moreland and Hodgkinson's foster daughter were, he allegedly aimed a shotgun at the boyfriend and later fired one round. The Hodgkinsons later lost custody of that foster daughter.

and he was allowed to have a gun because...?

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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

In the records they turned over to the FBI, her IT team says that when her old phone died that they remotely wiped all the data from it and smashed it with a hammer before disposing of it.

I work in health care and we have crazy laws that require us to put any phones and hard drives we used through a giant shredder, it's just a thing you do.

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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NOTHING TO SEE HERE

https://twitter.com/AshleyRParker/status/875458477472317441

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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"Friday Night Massacre" doesn't have the same ring to it IMO

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Barent posted:

So what actually happens if Mueller gets fired? Since it seems pretty likely at this rate.

immediate outrage, further approval rating drop, but this crazy train continues on with no brakes I'm guessing

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Jan 5, 2005

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Gortarius posted:

Does Donald Trump have some beef with Obama or why is he specifically undoing everything Obama accomplished?

Also this is 100% a paid audience.

obama was a democrat and also black, nothing he did was good

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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we've reached "not satisfied" levels

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/877199167592046592

he'll still vote yes

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Jan 5, 2005

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Lemming posted:

Someone make a clever pee tape/sword of damocles joke

a garbage bag full of piss forever hovering over trump's head

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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Trump, last night: YOU SHOULDN'T LOOK AT MY PERSONAL FINANCES MUELLER, THAT WOULD NOT BE NICE

This morning:
https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/888043836529938433

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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skylined! posted:

lol grifters abound

just the best people

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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gotta love that all american war hero voting to take away insurance from millions on his death bed

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Bottom Liner posted:

Collins and Murkowski are no's

is that dead?

no, since mccain jumped out of his deathbed to vote they still need one more no

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Why is there never any fight to secure 45 billion to help fight the crack epidemic?

Oh, right.

Sure there are, for-profit prisons are the answer!

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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https://twitter.com/AliceOllstein/status/890639579526479872

jfc guys

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sharkbomb posted:

What the gently caress does a Republican candidate even run on during the 2018 elections? (this is rhetorical - I know the answer and it's ugly)

"we're republican and we love america, just like you"

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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this ride sucks I want to get off

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/890659791663759365

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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Only 2 minutes until McCain fucks over millions.

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Jan 5, 2005

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Endorph posted:

the only surprising show mccain could provide is if he did vote no

a good joke

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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Oh my god.

CNN has someone on now that said that Priebus was sent home in an Uber because he wasn't allowed to go back into his office due to the White House's fear that he would take documents or emails to leak.

He was sent home in an Uber because his car keys were in his office.

Why would anyone work for Trump?

holy poo poo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :aaaaa:

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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a tweet for everything

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/156829591267328000

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Jan 5, 2005

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10 goddamn days

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Jan 5, 2005

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dont even fink about it posted:

Hard-hitting exclusive: Steve Bannon is the villain behind Chinese gold farmers.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/inve...m=.d087a645682e

We already knew he was behind a WoW gold farming thing like a year ago, iirc?

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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trump's new and improved plan is to lock kim jong un in a room, close all the windows, and turn on a fan

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Jan 5, 2005

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ahahaha, that username and that picture


https://twitter.com/Fired4Truth/status/895731392595742720

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/895750376275791872

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Shifty Pony posted:

Is this actually the dude?

Because I'm suspicious about how exactly that photo matches the mental image I had of him.

dude has raised $36k for being a sexist shithell

https://www.wesearchr.com/bounties/james-damore-official-fundraiser

edit: and is now posting breitbart links on his twitter feed, naturally

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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I really like the part when he puts on "PhD student" when he didn't finish his PhD.

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Javes posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/918861954894237697

So what is their cynical, not based in reality reason that the deal is not in our interests?

obama did it

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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dont even fink about it posted:

No one has given a poo poo about violence in video games since at least the days of everyone's favorite mentally ill attorney, Jack Thompson, and that would be lending more importance to Jack Thompson than there actually was.

(Jack hasn't really made a blip in about 10 years and his Wikipedia article is still full of unconcealed nerd rage.)

he was also disbarred iirc

Kaboobi
Jan 5, 2005

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he doesn't mean it when he hits me he still loves me

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/922531773426339840

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Jan 5, 2005

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I looked back and didn't see it posted but lol he didn't even put in the effort to back date the check so it would look like he didn't forget for months

https://twitter.com/KaplanABC11/status/922603452487946241

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