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"Hello my name is Donald Trump Jr..." "... And I'm Eric." Together: "And we've hosed every animal we've killed!" *standing ovation*
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May 24, 2017 18:05
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I do get on a plane in 45 minutes and I don't want to buy in flight Wi-Fi please give me that CBO. Edit: Yessssssssssssss
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May 24, 2017 21:33
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Today in gun chat news I went to look at some comic books and animes and found out there was a guy who was stopped by police at the door with 3 handguns and a shotgun. And I didn't find the comics I wanted.
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May 26, 2017 09:46
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There's a guy at Phoenix Comic Con riding around a podium and yelling at people.
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May 28, 2017 23:00
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Trump played Minecraft and got killed by a skeleton and now he's president.
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Jun 6, 2017 21:29
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Trump just wants to go home and Notch just wants to leave his. What I'm saying is we need Notch to pull a Dave with Trump.
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Jun 6, 2017 21:52
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I heard Trump backed off his Saudi Arabia support when Qatar offered to let him touch The Cube.
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Jun 7, 2017 06:56
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I just ran into James Comey in the hallway and he held his hand up for a high five and made me jump to do it but I couldn't reach.
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Jun 7, 2017 21:04
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I hate duckling ramp and I think trains should run over kittens.
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Jun 9, 2017 22:37
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At least he didn't say gently caress.
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Jun 9, 2017 22:39
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Huck is actually short for Chuckleberry. The delicious cereal with a clown on the box she named her son after.
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Jun 10, 2017 17:27
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Put the extra star on a small flag attached to the side of the bigger flag.
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Jun 12, 2017 01:57
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Why do we need two Dakotas anyway?
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Jun 12, 2017 02:21
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Didn't they have representation until the Tea Party, the party of "no taxation without representation", vote to remove their representation? Or am I remembering something else.
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Jun 12, 2017 04:27
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exploded mummy posted:Just don't watch season 4 Or do if you like ostriches (I really like ostriches).
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Jun 12, 2017 15:33
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Ivanka Trump has her clothes custom made for her every morning in her basement sweat shop.
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Jun 12, 2017 16:49
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Ok now let's go around the room and everyone say something nice about me. Also I think I could market a Republican Jizz Doll. Also, a bra with little waterproof pockets on the inside so you can store cash in it without your boob sweat getting it all gross.
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Jun 12, 2017 17:09
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Full Circle posted:Nah the leader of the free world should be personally responsible enough to manage his body weight, especially with the chefs and meal planners at his disposal He's also doing his best to dismantle Michelle's healthy diet and exercise programs. Can't wait for KFCs in every cafeteria though tbh. Edit: Old James posted:Ooh! Sub-forum hate, that reminds me of last decade. Let's also bring back smilies That also created  so it wasn't so bad.
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Jun 12, 2017 17:13
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and reg date hate 
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How could you describe a mountain to a person who had never seen one? Would you say it's just real tall ground? I would.
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Jun 12, 2017 17:34
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Republican tweets from today: "Robert Mueller has no business leading this partisan witch hunt." Republican tweets from before: "just the lyrics from dragula over and over"
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Jun 12, 2017 18:55
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theflyingorc posted:SNL made fun of Clinton for being out of shape and eating junk food CONSTANTLY in the lead-up to/early part of his presidency. Phil Hartman explaining what happens to supplies that are being sent to Africa was so good. Phil Hartman was a treasure. "Your burger here, it's a food drop, we send it over *takes a bite*, intercepted by warlords."
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Jun 12, 2017 19:03
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aware of dog posted:Uh, that's not a sandwich, Scott A piece of meat sandwiched between two other pieces of meat.
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Jun 12, 2017 21:03
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Night10194 posted:I legitimately don't understand their lust for death. Less poor people = more money for the rich.
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Jun 12, 2017 22:18
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The cool thing about Republican gerrymandering is to gently caress them you just have to go "ok how about we just go with computer generated lines based on population" and welp goodbye ever having a Republican majority.
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Jun 12, 2017 22:30
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It's not genocide to try to kill a class of people it's only genocide if you succeed.
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Jun 13, 2017 03:55
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Can I still say Snork if I'm specifically talking about the cartoon characters?
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Jun 13, 2017 18:18
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JK Rowling and Stephen King need to get together and write a book.
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Jun 13, 2017 22:47
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"I can't believe they would be so vicious", says man who on the news labeled Democrats as "not people".
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Jun 14, 2017 15:56
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People don't remember the IRS plane fella or the Planned Parenthood shooting fella so this will probably be national news for the next 3 years.WhiskeyJuvenile posted:346 days later... These movie titles are getting ridiculous.
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Jun 14, 2017 16:09
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Ok, but what if this was really an attack on Christians?Harrow posted:Jesus god, he's like a perfect, glowing avatar of everything the alt-right thinks "libs" are. But he used a gun instead of a drum circle?
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Jun 14, 2017 16:37
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Sinteres posted:Hm, what's a synonym for fear that would make you sound like a massive piece of poo poo here. Louisiana
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Jun 14, 2017 16:55
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I firmly suspect that as a result of this there will be a series of laws passed making it illegal to shoot a sitting congressman.
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Jun 14, 2017 16:58
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Sinteres posted:Giving them excuses to avoid the people is bad. They were already avoiding people because they hate social situations. Being a GOP congressman is the #1 cause of autism.
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Jun 14, 2017 17:20
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My question is, where were the parents in all this?
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Jun 14, 2017 18:18
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The cool thing about them postponing the silencer debate is it will also put off their AHCA vote as one of the key policies is doctors using silenced pistols to get rid of the chronically sick.
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Jun 14, 2017 19:21
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KickerOfMice posted:^^^^^^ My grandmother is on muscle relaxers and the first time she took one she called me saying she couldn't find her dog so I went over and her dog greeted me at the door and my grandma was all "I can't find my dog." Turns out he was next to her looking everywhere she did while she was looking for him  My point is, dogs are cool, drug side effects are not, and I wish I had one of those toilet chairs next to my bed.
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Jun 14, 2017 20:40
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so I offered to feed his cats while he's on the mend. I knew the guy carries all the time all the time. He's got two gigantic solid safes of firearms of all sorts. Not a gun nut, a collector and a level-headed dude. Worst he ever does is go shooting with his buddies at the range. Well, a week later we got to cart his busted-rear end home and set him up to hobble around with his walker. He is doped up on the good painkillers, has to use one of those framed pseudo-toilet thingies, and still, still insists on having a pistol on him at all times. 
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Orange Devil posted:Why is liberalism so hopelessly utopian? It turns out when your entire thing is "respect people even if they act in ways you don't approve of" you wind up respecting even the worst people.
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Jun 14, 2017 20:49
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What's wrong with being a holocaust denier? If someone said "hey man you wanna do a holocaust" I would deny the poo poo out of him.
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Piss Tape Where?
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