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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
*yawns, the bed begins to shake*

just shut the gently caress up

I don't care that you were murdered

*bed shakes more violently*

I will break your precious vase if you don't stop shaking this bed

*shaking stops*

now make the weird perfume smell and let me go to sleep

*weird perfume smell wafts in*

There we go.

*sleeps*

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nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
This ghost will NOT suck your dick like in Ghostbusters but he will play with your balls

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsk7u-hRXrs

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

nextlevelstart posted:

This ghost will NOT suck your dick like in Ghostbusters but he will play with your balls

I'll allow it

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


nextlevelstart posted:

This ghost will NOT suck your dick like in Ghostbusters but he will play with your balls

win some, lose some

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

nextlevelstart posted:

This ghost will NOT suck your dick like in Ghostbusters but he will play with your balls

Checks out

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
Also he fuckin owns at tribes 2

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Yeah, its a little gross having blood trickle up my walls 24/7, but its all type O negative and disease free so not only does the house pay for itself we've saved the lives of thousands just last year.

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
(late at night whispered into your ear)


...penis man...

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
His name is Dan of Dave or something like that. It's really hard to get clear communication with this Ouija board.

Anyway I just call him Spooky D. He doesn't like it.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Oh Darlene, I'd love to host the party but I just can't this weekend. Its the anniversary of the unsolved murder of the drowned wife in my basement and she gets to raising a ruckus to the point where its just not right to try and treat company when she's so riled up. I tell you what, if you host the party this weekend I'll get you some of that unnaturally cool water she's always leaving in the basement to make margaritas with.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
thats funny, usually the blood gets off on the third floor

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

*kicks the floor in response to ghostly rattling and banging noises*
Keep it the gently caress DOW-...

You know what? gently caress it. I'm gonna keep jacking it. I don't loving care.
*turns up pornhub volume*
*ghostly wailing and pots and pans crashing gets louder*

Bad Llama
Jan 2, 2007
pwnerer
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU SLAM THAT loving CABINET DOOR ONE MORE TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

nextlevelstart posted:

Also he fuckin owns at tribes 2

A Manchurian dare??????

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
Do ghosts have x-ray vision

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

*randomly ejaculates*

i think its picking favorite

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

*Knocks on attic door*

:) Orville, want to binge on new Twin Peaks?
:buddy: Sure, I'll be right down!

- one minute later -

*lights flicker as Orville materializes from ceiling into living room, leaving ectoplasm*

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
Oh, he gets horny on his deathday. That's what happens if you die gay.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

nextlevelstart posted:

Oh, he gets horny on his deathday. That's what happens if you die gay.

:sigh:

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Hey Orville, you ever tried "The Stranger"

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

nextlevelstart posted:

Oh, he gets horny on his deathday. That's what happens if you die gay.

Yeah man that's what you tell us whenever we all come over to your place to hang out but how come you're the one always trying to give us blowjobs? It's not always 'his' death day, and 'he's' never around, so...

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
BooooooOOOoooOOOO

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015

Egbert Souse posted:

Hey Orville, you ever tried "The Stranger"

A ghost stranger is actually called possesion, says Orville and not user nextlevelstart

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Message to AirBNB lodger:

This house is haunted by a poltergeist named Uriah. Don't mind him. Just knock on the door a few times and he'll let you in. He also has a nice baritone voice and like to sing showtunes at night, but if it's disruptive, just ask nicely and he'll stop.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

ghost, did you eat all my lasagna?!!

gamey
May 17, 2009
*Hugs the kids and wishes them well as they go to the bus. Turns around and makes out with his ghost wife.*




Then they make ghost babies.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

*Takes all the chairs down off the table. Again.*

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
*routinely fucks a ghost but plays it cool when talking about it with the guys*

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Orville, I'm sorry. I didn't think you'd find Ghost Dad so emotional. Please stop wailing.

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
Heh so I was checking MY PULSE the other day and whoa. Let. Me. Tell. You. Heh. I'm alive dudes.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Big Beef City posted:

*kicks the floor in response to ghostly rattling and banging noises*
Keep it the gently caress DOW-...

You know what? gently caress it. I'm gonna keep jacking it. I don't loving care.
*turns up pornhub volume*
*ghostly wailing and pots and pans crashing gets louder*

this is just having roommates

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

menace the ghost with your boner

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Ghosts are noncorporeal so they can not be penetrated in the traditional sense

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Disney Channel original movie Susie Q.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
*blames all farts on the ghost*

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Casually ignores the constant and obvious latent change of identity they are uncomfortable with.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
*busts a nut and its nowhere to be found*

*load comes through a ghost portal while I sleep and it falls into my open mouth*

👻

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
hes a marvel at soaking up ambient heat to use psychokinetically. i put my air conditioners in storage

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im getting sick of this ghost

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