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ORVILLE NO SURPRISE THREESOME WHILE MY WIFE AND I HAVE SEX BAD GHOST
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That gif with the dog coming in from off camera while a guy gets a blowjob except the dog is a skeleton
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May 24, 2017 04:15
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Havin' ghost orgies till 4 in the morning. Listening to that ghost music and going through all my belongings. If his skeleton knew what his ghost be came he'd be spinning in his grayve
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May 24, 2017 04:26
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"I'm sorry, please don't refer to him as a ghost or spirit, it's insensitive. He prefers to be referred to as life-challenged"
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May 24, 2017 04:49
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nextlevelstart posted:(late at night whispered into your ear) loving, STOP kevin it's not even scary anymore ok??
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May 24, 2017 08:15
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The twist is that I am the ghost and the house is sick of me.
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May 24, 2017 08:33
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 says the house
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May 24, 2017 08:35
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*fakes horror while texting on the toilet* oh no! someone wrote my name in blood in the bathroom mirror
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May 24, 2017 08:42
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ghost blowjob woo
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May 24, 2017 09:08
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Every conversation from Planescape Torment between protagonist man and wacky floating skull
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May 24, 2017 09:10
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What kind of loser ghost stays on Earth haunting people, go explore the universe like the rest of the ghosts you idiot
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May 24, 2017 09:11
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maybe the ghost is a goon
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May 24, 2017 09:12
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various cheeses posted:ghost blowjob woo
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May 24, 2017 09:14
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*erects salt barrier in front of bathroom door so the ghost will quit walking in on me taking a poo poo*
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May 24, 2017 09:18
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*ghost making me sleep on the couch because I got scared at a movie and not her* *Ghost loudly complains about how real ghosts have slime*
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May 24, 2017 09:19
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~~OOOoOOOOoOOOoOooo~~ "I took all the mirrors out already, gently caress off!"
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May 24, 2017 10:00
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discover ectoplasm has a fruity tang, a mild euphoric effect and is well worth the small animals you have to feed to the basement
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May 24, 2017 10:59
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So, what does it feel like to be sucked into a thresher?
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May 24, 2017 18:09
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various cheeses posted:ghost blowjob woo Do you have to yell that every time?
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May 24, 2017 18:30
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Hello.
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May 24, 2017 18:32
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Hey ghost, did you used to be hot? One knock for yes, two for no.
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May 24, 2017 18:43
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[every time I get a random unprompted erection in the house] stop loving with me Caspar! 
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May 24, 2017 18:51
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like a cigarette should posted:Hey ghost, did you used to be hot? One knock for yes, two for no.
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May 24, 2017 18:52
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*eats some pretzels as I casually browse xhamster and bate* *the ghosts watch, the dogs watch, the neighbors watch, i refuse to give one worldly poo poo*
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May 24, 2017 19:09
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Oh, that is just Chaz. He killed himself in the guest bedroom back in the early 90s. His death ruined his parents relationship and they divorced. The house was on the market for about a year until i bought it.
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May 24, 2017 19:18
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:*eats some pretzels as I casually browse xhamster and bate* Thank you for your service
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May 24, 2017 19:31
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"dude you have a great singing voice, go on-- belt it!" "WooOOoOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "wrong key"
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May 24, 2017 19:36
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Wait! Everybody wait! I can't let this happen, this has gone on long enough! Everyone, I have something to say! You can't exorcise this ghost! Because he's my FRIEND!
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May 24, 2017 20:12
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okay Archibald, I'm sorry I yelled. Obviously you didn't move my keys, I just left them in my pockets from yesterday, my bad. But that doesn't change the fact that you're constantly rearranging my books to spell out clues to your murder and not putting them back when you're done so I think we can both work on improving here.
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May 24, 2017 20:16
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Look, your deathday falls on a Tuesday and I can't get off work to celebrate. It's not that I don't care, it's just that we have to push it up to Sunday or push it back to Saturday. Put the refrigerator down, it's not that big of a deal. My birthday fell on a Wednesday earlier this year and you didn't hear me complain...yes, they're comparable. Fine, we'll do a cake on Tuesday but you can't have the sleepover until Friday night. ...why'd he have to die a 6 year-old...
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May 24, 2017 20:22
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gary oldmans diary posted:hes a marvel at soaking up ambient heat to use psychokinetically. i put my air conditioners in storage I KNEW THATS WHAT HE WAS DOING! he always complains that he doesn't have enough of that... psychonetic energy to flip the lights on for me when i get home from work, but god damnit if it isn't always loving freezing no matter how high i put the heater... i'm going to have to get the sage out and have a serious conversation with him
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May 24, 2017 20:28
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It's 36* C outside, and a deathly chill inside. Thanks ghost, for saving the planet and my electrical bill.
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May 24, 2017 20:34
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taking down all the paintings so guests stop assuming I'm some big time harry potter nerd
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May 25, 2017 00:07
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loving ghost says its still his turn to use the computer but he has been playing civ 4 for a week straight now day and night fucker i need to see how my downloads are doing
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May 25, 2017 00:13
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like a cigarette should posted:Hey ghost, did you used to be hot? One knock for yes, two for no. a hole-y ghost posted:*knock* *knock* *knock* Triple yes? gently caress thats one hot ghost
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May 25, 2017 00:13
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Honestly, I'm thinking about killing a dog so he can have some company.
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May 25, 2017 00:22
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I can't even do my pottery anymore
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May 25, 2017 00:27
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*flails around in a room full of flies* Disembodied voice: "You guys should probably leave there seems to be some kind of infestation."
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May 25, 2017 00:34
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*attaches generators to spinning pictures and slamming cabinets for a source of clean free energy*
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May 25, 2017 00:38
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Thanks for paying rent, but the bank doesn't take ghost money.
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May 25, 2017 00:41
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