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"ALFRED! Come down here for a sec!" -sounds of someone begrudgingly walking down stairs and wants you to know it's begrudgingly- "Alfred, I'm sorry, I know you're watching TV. But the cat is scratching at the window and I just got into bed and it's cold and I'm tired. Can you please please please let the cat in?" -silence- "Please? I promise I'll get you that glass orb & pewter metalwork holder you saw on HGTV.com." -brief absence of presence, then I feel drops something weird hitting my forehead. I flick on the light and look up. There's an ectoplasmic portal opening in my ceiling.- -cat comes flying through it, lands right on my crotch with claws out, hissing- "Alfred! Clean the cat and the bed off or no Steam for a week! You know I can change all my passwords at work." - cat is suddenly fluffy, still hissing, hides under bed- "Thank you. You can just say no, you know." -suddenly hugged by almost-there arms- "I love you too, dear. Please try not to be so passive aggressive."
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Borden posted:I invited my boss over for dinner, and I told him I live in a high tech future home and need my haunted house to play along! I hope this diner party goes flawlessly! https://youtu.be/AQXVHITd1N4
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