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*Knocks on attic door* Orville, want to binge on new Twin Peaks? Sure, I'll be right down!- one minute later - *lights flicker as Orville materializes from ceiling into living room, leaving ectoplasm*
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Hey Orville, you ever tried "The Stranger"
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May 24, 2017 03:17
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Message to AirBNB lodger: This house is haunted by a poltergeist named Uriah. Don't mind him. Just knock on the door a few times and he'll let you in. He also has a nice baritone voice and like to sing showtunes at night, but if it's disruptive, just ask nicely and he'll stop.
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May 24, 2017 03:30
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Orville, I'm sorry. I didn't think you'd find Ghost Dad so emotional. Please stop wailing.
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May 24, 2017 03:41
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ORVILLE NO SURPRISE THREESOME WHILE MY WIFE AND I HAVE SEX BAD GHOST
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May 24, 2017 04:12
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So, what does it feel like to be sucked into a thresher?
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May 24, 2017 18:09
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Thanks for paying rent, but the bank doesn't take ghost money.
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