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Leperflesh posted:There are approximately 19 nomiations that have zero seconds. I don't really see a way to include some but not all of them into a tournament bracket without being arbitrarily tyrannical and just picking my own (basically by seconding some of them myself). My inclination is to be inclusive. Does anyone object? Can I count nominating the entire Bengals organization as a 2nd for every bengal that doesn't have one?
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I think that Frank Clark is technically part of the Seahawks Defense entry vis a vis their war with the media doing their jobs, but ok. I will second Jason Whitlock for (IIRC) using his stature as the most visible black sports writer to create an overhyped website that tanked, blaming that on black sports fans not supporting him, and questioning other black reports'/writers' blackness, all while belittling Kaep/BLM/etc.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Can I count nominating the entire Bengals organization as a 2nd for every bengal that doesn't have one? Sure. But Burfict and Pacman both already have one second each. Did I miss anyone else? e. Oh I did, Tyler Eifert and Dre Kirkpatrick and Shawn Williams. Goodness there are a lot of Bengals this year. Zurreco posted:I think that Frank Clark is technically part of the Seahawks Defense entry vis a vis their war with the media doing their jobs, but ok. Is this a second, or are you suggesting I fold Clark in with "Sehawks Team" and/or Seahawks Defense? Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Jun 2, 2017 |
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Leperflesh posted:Is this a second, or are you suggesting I fold Clark in with "Sehawks Team" and/or Seahawks Defense? The latter, because it seems a little odd that a few players on the same defense are having comparable tiffs with the media for no reason. The two separate nominations can act as first and second, I guess?
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i forgot to also nominate Wallace Gilberry of those entire bEngals for rudely bullying deshaun watson out of a bama bar. https://twitter.com/BarstoolClemson/status/847991057904267264
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Zurreco posted:The latter, because it seems a little odd that a few players on the same defense are having comparable tiffs with the media for no reason. The two separate nominations can act as first and second, I guess? Yeah probably makes sense to combine them. Similarly, Cavauro posted:i forgot to also nominate Wallace Gilberry of those entire bEngals for rudely bullying deshaun watson out of a bama bar. I'm on to you 
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I nominate LeperFlesh For his very mean and rude burn on Time. He's barely been able to leave the house He's now ignoring society!
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Amy Pole Her posted:I nominate LeperFlesh Huh, I hand out so many sick burns I can't remember one in particular, can you link it or something?
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Zurreco posted:I will second Jason Whitlock for (IIRC) using his stature as the most visible black sports writer to create an overhyped website that tanked, blaming that on black sports fans not supporting him, and questioning other black reports'/writers' blackness, all while belittling Kaep/BLM/etc. I'll happily pile on Jason Whitlock too. What an rear end in a top hat. Just today: Coworker, Athletes Give Jason Whitlock poo poo For Criticizing LeBron On Racism - http://deadspin.com/coworker-athletes-give-jason-whitlock-poo poo-for-critici-1795762576
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Leperflesh posted:Huh, I hand out so many sick burns I can't remember one in particular, can you link it or something? Man now you're just taking victory laps!
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Amy Pole Her posted:Man now you're just taking victory laps! that's what his mom said
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I nominate Penn State University and all alumni. Past, present, and ESPECIALLY future. This will be withdrawn if a sinkhole eats Penn State whole
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For lifetime award, or for douche of the year? If the latter, what did they do this past year?
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BrownThunder posted:I nominate Penn State University and all alumni. Past, present, and ESPECIALLY future. This will be withdrawn if a sinkhole eats Penn State whole Sentencing on some of the officials just came out today. Club fed sounds nice
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pillsburysoldier posted:Sentencing on some of the officials just came out today. I'm not sure if this should count in the Penn State University category or be separate, but I'm putting this here for posterity: https://twitter.com/Zigmanfreud/status/870696570357915650
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Should definitely go in the 2017 douchebag thread that someone needs to make.
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Technically, that's basketball douchebaggery.
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Yeah, and also after the cutoff date, and pillsburysoldier didn't even second clay travis so lol I'mma wrap up nominations for DotY today. Nominations for the lifetime douchechievement award continue.
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Zurreco posted:The latter, because it seems a little odd that a few players on the same defense are having comparable tiffs with the media for no reason. The two separate nominations can act as first and second, I guess? I disagree, Frank Clark is having a tiff with the media because he is an unrepentant piece of poo poo who can't take being called out on his bullshit. The other defensive players are just piss-babies complaining about whatever. I don't think they're really comparable.
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Leperflesh posted:Yeah, and also after the cutoff date, and pillsburysoldier didn't even second clay travis so lol If someone nominated him for a football related reason (I'd assume he said something dumb about Kaep at least?) I'll second Clay Travis. Also seconding Jason Whitlock since I somehow didn't before. And I was one of two guys on SA to sort of say he was all right a few years ago. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Jun 5, 2017 |
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Seconding Bill Belichick for penning this:quote:“Congratulations on a tremendous campaign. You have to help with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully. You have proven to be the ultimate competitor fighter. Your leadership is amazing. I have always had tremendous respect for you for the toughness and perseverance you have displayed over the past year is remarkable. Hopefully tomorrow’s election, the results will give the opportunity to make America great again. S-s-s-s... Seattle. Seattle. Seattle.
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Grittybeard posted:If someone nominated him for a football related reason (I'd assume he said something dumb about Kaep at least?) I'll second Clay Travis. Here's sean10mm's nomination of Clay Travis.
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Personally I think you should break up Seahawks D into the specific players: Frank Clark threatened a reporter who did an article on domestic violence in the NFL specifically about JJ Hardy, and issued a lovely "sorry if you were offended" non-apology. Michael Bennett snapped at a reporter after a playoff loss asking if said reporter had faced adversity in his life. Reporter was a cancer survivor. Bennett apologized privately to the request of the reporter, apparently. Richard Sherman stopped doing his media chats and threatened to end a reporter's career. He's also been known to bitch at offensive coaches for questionable play calling. Jarran Reed is known for playing dirty (he got ejected once for throwing a punch) and is the subject of a domestic violence investigation from an incident in April. Personally I'd put it Frank Clark > Jarran Reed (he could get disqualified if he's charged) > Sherman > Bennett.
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It's after the deadline, but LOL at Peyton Manning playing golf with Trump, when even Tom Brady had Dude uses his wife as an HGH mule "allegedly" and tried to ruin the career of the woman he sexually harassed in college, sounds like a perfect fit for Trump!
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seiferguy posted:Personally I think you should break up Seahawks D into the specific players: I could totally use this list as a set of nominations, sure. Since I didn't get around to closing the nominations yesterday (busy with work towards the end of the day). sean10mm posted:It's after the deadline, but LOL at Peyton Manning playing golf with Trump, when even Tom Brady had
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sean10mm posted:It's after the deadline, but LOL at Peyton Manning playing golf with Trump, when even Tom Brady had It's ok, he can't hurt you anymore.
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Cash Monet posted:It's ok, he can't hurt you anymore. He usually didn't when he played, either. 
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Alright kids, this time for realsies, NOMINATIONS FOR DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEAR ARE OVER and now we have to do a mass elimination to get us down to a playoff bracket that is a power of two, and here's how we're gonna do it. After including all nominees that got at least one second, we have six seed spots left open, and 11 nominees to fill them. So, we're gonna have an instant runoff round. Please read through the 11 nominees and then rank them in order of your preference, with the first-ranked nominee being the one you think is the most douchebaggy, and the 11th-ranked one being the one you think is the least douchebaggy. This voting round will run for about two days, and at the end, I'll tally up the votes and seed the top six into the remaining six spots. Unlike the rest of the tournament, you don't get extra voting points for your impassioned arguments; but you should make them anyway if you care at all about who gets in and who doesn't! So without further ado, here are your 11 douchebag candidates: Ryan Pace Zurreco posted:for actively and visibly trying to blow this year's draft. Knowing that he was on his way out, Pace refused to resign a bunch of good existing players, traded away a lot of the team's future picks to move up one (ONE) spot (that wasn't under contention) to pick up an unproven rookie QB after signing a veteran to a long deal, and using three of his remaining four draft picks to select players from lower division teams. He won't win, but gently caress Pace. Facebook, Amazon, and Twitter Zurreco posted:for entering a bidding war for TNF games. Seriously, please kill off TNF so we don't have to complain about 4 days rest or watching the Cowboys lose again on national TV. Kyle Shanahan sean10mm posted:I'm going to nominate Atlanta Falcons offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan, whose blundering playcalling gifted the Patriots their 5th Super Bowl. Then he tried to explain it away with the stupidest "We played that game the way we played the entire year" TEAM IDENTITY bullshit in the history of everything, and was promptly Chargers Front Office aperion posted:That said, I'm going to also nominate the Chargers Front Office for causing the holdout of Joey Bosa, the very first rookie holdout since the 2011 CBA was agreed upon, showing that the Chargers are somehow able to gently caress up negotiations on something that's 98% structured already by said CBA. Link to some comments by John Spanos on the holdout. Chuck Staben all-Rush mixtape posted:Oh, this happened a while back, but Chuck Staben, the President of the University of Idaho, for moving the Vandals down to FCS. Chargers Cheerleaders Jackoff Guard Cavauro posted:i nominate the boy that was highly jacking off his dick like 25 feet from the cheerleaders during the chargers football game. because he did that. and i dont think his name was released or that he had to register. his shortened name could be: jacking off the dick man, or something elts. Ladainian Tomlinson a neat cape posted:for talking about how much he hated the Chargers moving and then immediately took a job as special counsel to noted rear end in a top hat Dean Spanos Dave Caldwell Shiki Dan posted:I'm nominating Jaguars GM Dave Caldwell for the Douchiest response to drafting a player with multiple domestic assault incidents (of the many this year): "Sehawks Team" CyberPingu posted:As a throwaway id nominate the Sehawks Team for the lamest and douchiest display of "Solidarity" last year when Kaep was doing his BLM schtick Richard Sherman seiferguy posted:Richard Sherman stopped doing his media chats and threatened to end a reporter's career. He's also been known to bitch at offensive coaches for questionable play calling. Jarran Reed seiferguy posted:Jarran Reed is known for playing dirty (he got ejected once for throwing a punch) and is the subject of a domestic violence investigation from an incident in April. And here's the full list in a convenient copy/paste format for you to rearrange in your voting post: Ryan Pace Facebook, Amazon, and Twitter Kyle Shanahan Chargers Front Office Chuck Staben Chargers Cheerleaders Jackoff Guard Ladainian Tomlinson Dave Caldwell "Sehawks Team" Richard Sherman Jarran Reed Vote! Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Jun 7, 2017 |
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1. Dave Caldwell --easily the douchiest in the runoff, yeah who hasn't been accused of these things multiple times? 2. Richard Sherman - kinda went off the rails last year lashing out at coaches and the press, maybe hates his very good quarterback. I mean for understandable reasons on the last bit, but still. 3. Chargers Cheerleaders Jackoff Guard - The saddest douche, but a douche 4. Chargers Front Office - Kinda goes along with Spanos, but I can buy that they're their own problem 5. Jarran Reed - Hitting people is bad, hitting your GF or whatever is worse. The DV thing has been super quiet so far though, I have no idea how much there is to it? 6. Chuck Staben - I'd rank him higher but I'm not entirely sure it isn't in the Vandals best interest to drop down to FCS. I mean have you seen the Kibbie Dome? 7. Facebook, Amazon, and Twitter - Companies gonna company -- Here's where I don't think people deserved to be considered 8. "Seahawks Team" - Oh god their statement was so weak, but not bad enough for me to want to vote for them. 9. Ryan Pace - Being a bad GM on its own isn't enough, I need some proof that he's blowing things up on purpose or over the top bad in other ways 10. Kyle Shanahan - Wanted to rate him higher because of his last name (douche-nepotism?). He ran a highly successful offense all year and called a bad half though. 11. Ladainian Tomlinson - I guess it's kinda slimy from a certain viewpoint, but this is an SA2K issue mostly imo 12. Michael Bennett - The main reason he's here kinda got cleared up eventually, even if he was dumb about threatening to boycott a newspaper Martellus and Michael Bennett - mistake in the list here, or did someone vote for them as brothers? Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Jun 7, 2017 |
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Grittybeard posted:12. Michael Bennett - The main reason he's here kinda got cleared up eventually, even if he was dumb about threatening to boycott a newspaper poo poo sorry, my fault. I had michael, and then also martellus and michael as a different nomination, but noticed it while compiling and combined them. That results in them effectively having a second, which got them an automatic seed. But I forgot to remove them from the list at the bottom of the post. I just fixed it, so, you should rank among just the 11 listed. You put Bennett at the bottom so I guess that's already fine 
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all-Rush mixtape posted:Technically, that's basketball douchebaggery. https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/872496845309825025 https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/872197050997379073
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Leperflesh posted:Ryan Pace 4 Done.
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