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Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
I don't know if it's possible to poop without also peeing some.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
nice meltdown

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Only if I put a clothespin on the end of my dick.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
sometimes I'll drop a log then cut it with a powerful stream of piss

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Can you pee without pooping? I can't.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

what if u peed a poop

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
I like a full release.


Fire from all holes.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
I had to give a stool sample once and they wanted poo only - NO PEE.

Told me to put down Satan wrap to catch the poo but NO PEE NOT EVEN A LITTLE SPLASH

couldn't pull it off so I ended up peeing super hard so I'd piss into the tub while forcing a log out onto Saran Wrap 💩😎💦🛁

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
satan wrap sounds intense

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
😈

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
why would I want to?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Orkin Mang posted:

satan wrap sounds intense

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
i could, but why would i want to? im there, aren't i? i'm a busy lady with places to be.... might as well dumpout everything efficiently as possible.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
It is possible OP I saw a bear do it once and I was amazed.

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug
I hate how sometimes when you drop a big poop, suddenly a gush of random piss is released and i dont like to have my dick shoved down in the bowl or whatever or even if i do you end up pissing over the edge of the bowl or lid and it gets on your pants and like how fuckin long before this dries out enough before I can walk back to my office without anyone noticing

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

maskenfreiheit posted:

I had to give a stool sample once and they wanted poo only - NO PEE.

Told me to put down Satan wrap to catch the poo but NO PEE NOT EVEN A LITTLE SPLASH

couldn't pull it off so I ended up peeing super hard so I'd piss into the tub while forcing a log out onto Saran Wrap 💩😎💦🛁

What's your Pornhub Community channel?

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Really makes you think...

Sensual Simian
Jun 7, 2004

summer jorts
I alternate squirts of pee with little poops and I go back and forth rapid fire and it can get pretty fucken wild if you know what I mean

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

phallocentriloquist posted:

I alternate squirts of pee with little poops and I go back and forth rapid fire and it can get pretty fucken wild if you know what I mean

I don't

Sensual Simian
Jun 7, 2004

summer jorts
I guess you just have to "be there" to get it.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Number_6 posted:

I hate how sometimes when you drop a big poop, suddenly a gush of random piss is released and i dont like to have my dick shoved down in the bowl or whatever or even if i do you end up pissing over the edge of the bowl or lid and it gets on your pants and like how fuckin long before this dries out enough before I can walk back to my office without anyone noticing

Control your penis, Manlet

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I like to poop and then stand up and cut it in half with a powerful stream of urine I call it the lumberjack or maybe the log cutter

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Number_6 posted:

I hate how sometimes when you drop a big poop, suddenly a gush of random piss is released and i dont like to have my dick shoved down in the bowl or whatever or even if i do you end up pissing over the edge of the bowl or lid and it gets on your pants and like how fuckin long before this dries out enough before I can walk back to my office without anyone noticing

sorry about your small dick

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

Number_6 posted:

I hate how sometimes when you drop a big poop, suddenly a gush of random piss is released and i dont like to have my dick shoved down in the bowl or whatever or even if i do you end up pissing over the edge of the bowl or lid and it gets on your pants and like how fuckin long before this dries out enough before I can walk back to my office without anyone noticing

hint if you have a problem walking around with urine on your pants: splash more water on shirt and trou area and say it was from washing your hands

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
no one can op, its a myth

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Just try, you cannot do it !

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm a bird, so you know I can't and we've been over this you insensitive rear end.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

I poop, pee, vomit, and sneeze simultaneously

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

unlikely

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
It's not pee, it's squirt.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



spank my snatch posted:

I poop, pee, vomit, and sneeze simultaneously

yeah ive had norovirus

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
yes

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO9VZItyaX4

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

unpleasantly turgid posted:

Control your penis, Manlet

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Have you ever been to a public restroom and, despite your careful construction of a cleanliness gasket on the seat, pooped in a manner where a splashback of water hit you directly in the anus?

That's what I told my wife to explain the STD anyway.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
what if i poo, and at that same moment, semen comes out, would that satisfy the bet?

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
asking for a friend

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

It's physiologically impossible to poop without peeing (assuming there's urine in your bladder, of course).

It's also impossible to ejaculate without pooping.

I am a doctor.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

scrubs season six posted:

It's physiologically impossible to poop without peeing (assuming there's urine in your bladder, of course).

It's also impossible to ejaculate without pooping.

I am a doctor.

PM me

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

If you pee in your butt and then poop does that count?

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