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My roommate put a sweater on her bird and now it won't stop imitating the vacuum cleaner... ... ...And it also stopped talking to me when the other cockatiels are around... Have I aged out of being cool? Do I now give distant and boring advice? |
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it's like, hey birds, pick a side
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May 24, 2017 12:28
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the cat i'm watching imitates birds' sounds when they land on the balcony.
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May 24, 2017 12:39
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Doctor Dogballs posted:the cat i'm watching imitates birds' sounds when they land on the balcony. But is it trying to kill the birds or befriend them? :thinking: |
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May 24, 2017 12:45
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oh, you know a few words? you think you're better than me bird? no, you're not. your vocabulary consists of like a dozen words and an assortment of noises. come back to me when you got 500+ words under your bird belt. |
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May 24, 2017 13:16
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 : What I loved about upstream color was that it was just a bunch of emotional vignettes : *whirr whirr*:: Exactly the movie proved that you didn't need a cohesive narrative to have an emotional impact : I really liked how tantalizing they made a glass of water look in that film, it made me so thirsty : Oh... Hey... It was so nice to see you! *mwah* Me and the vacuum cleaner got to get going to the back of the cage.... Buut, call me sometime, okay? Would to totes love to catch up?: *whirr whirr*: Yeah the vacuum cleaner is right we gotta jet, but please call sometime!!! We absolutely must catch up!
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May 24, 2017 13:33
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: *whirr whirr*: yeah I'm thinking of buying a top of the line mechanical keyboard: *whirr whirr* : ugh you're so right that's exactly what I need to do
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May 24, 2017 13:52
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 so in sum I hope that by exposing the contradictions and essential shallowness of neoliberal capitalism, as well as explaining the complete historical context and the financial, ethical, and efficiency considerations at stake, I have demonstrated to you in objective fashion why the budget in this household should be devoted exclusively to purchasing millet |
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May 24, 2017 15:40
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Manifisto posted:
This doesn't sound too ba-- hey wait a minute |
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May 24, 2017 15:44
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Now that you mention it I am pretty suspicious of that tall guy in the trenchcoat with a tiny face that visited my house the other day. Especially the 14 white splats he left on the front porch. |
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May 24, 2017 15:53
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google THIS posted:Now that you mention it I am pretty suspicious of that tall guy in the trenchcoat with a tiny face that visited my house the other day. Especially the 14 white splats he left on the front porch. Did ... Did he use a paper clip to get a cashew out of a transparent box with his mouth?? |
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May 24, 2017 15:58
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May 24, 2017 16:28
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♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! BIRD WITH HUMAN rear end ~~~ ♩♬♩ |
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May 24, 2017 16:51
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Who wore it better: Beyonce or Bird with Human rear end? I want to say the bird but I can't trust it and emotional intimacy is a large factor in attraction so I'm going to have to say Beton-- gently caress it, Bird with Human rear end |
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May 24, 2017 16:54
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cda posted:bird with human rear end causes commotion at club 👀 |
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May 24, 2017 17:36
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there comes a time when we must ask ourselves--indeed, when I must ask myself--whether the power of the internet has stopped being an asset and has become a liability. yes it is an amazing feat of technology that I can simply type "bird with human rear end" into goodle image search and be rewarded, as the second result for said search, with a fully formed execution of this concept. but at what cost??? am I cheating myself by failing to harness my creativity, faling to imagibe a bird with a human rear end? could i have done it better, could I have been the einstein, the da vinci, the steven jobs of portraying birds with human asses? the world saldy will never know. what we can do, perhaps the only thing we can do, is look at this picture of a bird with a human rear end, appreciate it, and give a thought to what might have been
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May 24, 2017 18:01
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I once saw two birds play tug of war with a worm, and all I could think was, "being a worm must suck" |
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May 24, 2017 19:19
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Ce n'est pas un oiseau avec un fesses humain. |
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May 24, 2017 20:39
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sounds like a burden dealing with this birdan situation, OP. my sympathies for your lots (of burden) ---------------- |
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May 25, 2017 04:24
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google THIS posted:Ce n'est pas un oiseau avec un fesses humain. Les personnes qui insulte le cerveau des oiseaux sont généralement les pires que nous avons à offrir. lptf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UGtlUMMkOU
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May 25, 2017 07:12
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May 25, 2017 07:26
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You cannot trust birds. Do not trust a bird.
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May 25, 2017 18:39
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Birds with human asses are standard in my experience with bird law, m8. |
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May 27, 2017 09:09
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Chillanese posted:Birds with human asses are standard in my experience with bird law, m8. I like ur username cause it's like chill + milanese which are very good things
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May 27, 2017 09:11
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May 27, 2017 16:33
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Sure, they're great pals and all, until you wash your car! Plus birds are well known for being the darker, seedier side of that whole "birds & bees" business, feathers are kinky as all get-out.
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May 27, 2017 19:46
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it's tragic when a bee has a human rear end because they can only grind on you once |
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May 27, 2017 22:05
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google THIS posted:it's tragic when a bee has a human rear end because they can only grind on you once Yeah but that pollen dance on the pole, though... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 27, 2017 22:39
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i had lots of close calls with birds today...including the closest of which was the robin i had to quickly duck to avoid taking it to the dome while going 69mph on the highway
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May 27, 2017 23:33
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No bird can be trusted. Betrayal and sunflower seeds are the only currency they know |
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May 28, 2017 23:40
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Bird: "you should go see Snatched it's a good movie!" Me, before my friends helped me understand: "oh okay thanks for the suggestion" Me, now, with all my new wisdom: "let me just check that out on rotten tomatoes first" |
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May 28, 2017 23:55
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Firmly point out to this bird that he wears a disguise to look like human guys but he's not a man, he's a cockatoo.
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May 29, 2017 06:28
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This is .... weird. We should investigate further, for science! |
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May 29, 2017 08:51
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ofc i like birds, i like them alot but trust? how can u trust something that is so ambivalent w/r/t shieting on u??
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May 29, 2017 09:17
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King of the Beach posted:ofc i like birds, i like them alot The "will it poop on me" test is a solid foundation and, frankly, the birbs fail. It's controversial to say, but it is true and we all know it. I understand that they don't have sphincters, but nothing in nature compels them to aim for bald men and freshly-washed cars. That is just pure wickedness. |
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 no way José, no stoop kid of mine is gonna hang out with a bird! also wtf is wrong with my drat images?! I never should've gone to bird school. okay fixed it thanks everyone, it was a picture of big bird from sassyme (sp?) street Sensual Simian fucked around with this message at 11:21 on May 30, 2017
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May 30, 2017 11:17
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you can trust me
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May 30, 2017 18:13
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birds posted:you can trust me i trust u
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May 30, 2017 18:21
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birds posted:you can trust me that's EXACTLY what an untrustworthy bird(s) would say google THIS fucked around with this message at 18:40 on May 30, 2017 |
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google THIS posted:that's EXACTLY what an untrustworthy bird(s) would say now now lets not go clipping any wings w/o reason
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