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Manifisto


the del monte exclusion principle: a pizza can have pineapple on it, or be good, but not both


ty nesamdoom!

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Manifisto


UP: a regular pizza
DOWN: a calzone
TOP: new york style
BOTTOM: deep dish
CHARMED: san marzano tomato sauce, fresh buffalo mozzarella, and fresh basil; alternatively, pizza topped with lucky charms cereal
STRANGE: why cold pizza, though unpleasant in many objective respects, is nonetheless delicious and addictive

Manifisto


me: can you bring me one and a half pizzas, please?

dominos pizza order taking guy: it has taken years of effort and millions of dollars worth of experimentation by our pizza scientists to permit me to answer that question, I hope you appreciate that

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