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the del monte exclusion principle: a pizza can have pineapple on it, or be good, but not both
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 15:03 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 17:40 |
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UP: a regular pizza DOWN: a calzone TOP: new york style BOTTOM: deep dish CHARMED: san marzano tomato sauce, fresh buffalo mozzarella, and fresh basil; alternatively, pizza topped with lucky charms cereal STRANGE: why cold pizza, though unpleasant in many objective respects, is nonetheless delicious and addictive |
# ¿ May 24, 2017 15:08 |
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me: can you bring me one and a half pizzas, please? dominos pizza order taking guy: it has taken years of effort and millions of dollars worth of experimentation by our pizza scientists to permit me to answer that question, I hope you appreciate that |
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