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bird.

Hey this is just a thread for me and all my fellow youth Pastors who do speedruns FOR GOD

Just showing God's awesome glory and presence by saving frames and making a difference in young people's lives one wall clip at a time

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bird.

You know who was the original wall-clipper? God. Isn't that awesome?

bird.

Every so often I will start twitching and that's how I know God wants me to stream OddWorld: Abe's Odyssey and deliver his poignant message​ -- he works in totally mysterious ways, dudes!

Plebian Parasite

I am going to have to ask everyone for a moment of silent prayer as I go into the Phantoon fight.

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Sometimes I can hear Lucifer belittling me with his hecklings that an A press is just an A press.

bird.

Me: *misses jump wasting three seconds
Lucifee (in twitch chat): ?
Me: "aww hell nah" *puts KanyeJesus Walks on stream*

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.
ok and there's a really hard glitch here where i can resurrect in 3 days and.. got it

*applause from the 12 people in the crowd"

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
After tomb-clip was found, shout out to JuniorJesus, waiting for death on the cross actually saves time because it teleports me back into the tomb, now I just need to clip out and I can head back to Judea.

Ultra Spoot

I can never get the best times cause i take a second to thank God whenever I pull off a sick glitch

Ultra Spoot

Me: glitches exist because God put them there.

Speedrunner friend: Actually I'm pretty sure it's just that the coding was...

Me: *puts fingers in ears* LALALALALALA MMMMM

Rigged Death Trap

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Plebian Parasite posted:

I am going to have to ask everyone for a moment of silent prayer as I go into the Phantoon fight.

Prayer assiszted speedruns dont count for the archives bro

N. Senada

My kidneys are busted
Moderator: Okay, looks like we have some more donations rolling in. This one is from Lucy's Fur 666 for $69 and they say: 'I'll donate another 420 to the church if the runner admits that god is a delusion'

*Youth pastor nervously sweats*

:ghost: Happy halloween :ghost:

slowm

live slow, die whenevs
Next time youre quick saving just think about the ultimate savior that saved the souls of mankind, Jesus.

Impkins Patootie





ive been a substitute sunday school teacher before, tbh its great for slicing away some of ur tax liability while making the kiddos smile when u tell them ur gonna learn about the Walls of Jericho today by playing a couple games of Suicide and then learn about Christ's time in the Desert as we walk down to the cornerstore in the heat to get sodas + slushes (my treat, but pls save receipt)

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I hope it's not a sin to be thankful for the fact that Jesus is manning the water bottle station because I sure do love me some wine

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Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Does God do speedruns in Me Mode?



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