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Hey this is just a thread for me and all my fellow youth Pastors who do speedruns FOR GOD
Just showing God's awesome glory and presence by saving frames and making a difference in young people's lives one wall clip at a time
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May 24, 2017 14:32
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Mar 29, 2024 16:53
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You know who was the original wall-clipper? God. Isn't that awesome?
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May 24, 2017 14:33
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Every so often I will start twitching and that's how I know God wants me to stream OddWorld: Abe's Odyssey and deliver his poignant message -- he works in totally mysterious ways, dudes!
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May 24, 2017 14:36
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Sometimes I can hear Lucifer belittling me with his hecklings that an A press is just an A press.
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May 24, 2017 15:19
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Me: *misses jump wasting three seconds
Lucifee (in twitch chat): ?
Me: "aww hell nah" *puts KanyeJesus Walks on stream*
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May 24, 2017 15:25
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- MY INEVITABLE DEBT
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I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.
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ok and there's a really hard glitch here where i can resurrect in 3 days and.. got it
*applause from the 12 people in the crowd"
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May 25, 2017 00:59
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Gopherslayer
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After tomb-clip was found, shout out to JuniorJesus, waiting for death on the cross actually saves time because it teleports me back into the tomb, now I just need to clip out and I can head back to Judea.
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May 25, 2017 02:09
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I can never get the best times cause i take a second to thank God whenever I pull off a sick glitch
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May 25, 2017 04:12
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Me: glitches exist because God put them there.
Speedrunner friend: Actually I'm pretty sure it's just that the coding was...
Me: *puts fingers in ears* LALALALALALA MMMMM
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May 25, 2017 04:15
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My kidneys are busted
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Moderator: Okay, looks like we have some more donations rolling in. This one is from Lucy's Fur 666 for $69 and they say: 'I'll donate another 420 to the church if the runner admits that god is a delusion'
*Youth pastor nervously sweats*
Happy halloween
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May 25, 2017 11:34
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live slow, die whenevs
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Next time youre quick saving just think about the ultimate savior that saved the souls of mankind, Jesus.
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May 25, 2017 12:27
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Mar 29, 2024 16:53
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Does God do speedruns in Me Mode?
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May 25, 2017 17:28
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