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oh my god you were serious how are they going to explain the random leopards, cassowaries etc
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May 24, 2017 17:42
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:oh my god you were serious Who needs leopards and cassowaries when you have bears and mountain lions.
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May 24, 2017 17:43
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:oh my god you were serious Reskinned bobcats dingos and "giant wild boars" probably
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May 24, 2017 17:44
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The best part of this game is going to be the article comments shitstorm leading up to it.
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May 24, 2017 17:45
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i can't wait to kill some values voters
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May 24, 2017 17:45
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as long as I can pet that dog on the right then GOTY
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May 24, 2017 17:47
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:oh my god you were serious Big ole turkeys
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May 24, 2017 17:47
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yeah crusadog looks great
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May 24, 2017 17:48
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DeathSandwich posted:Who needs leopards and cassowaries when you have bears and mountain lions. Maybe they took up ostrich/emu ranching and they got vicious.
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May 24, 2017 17:50
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:oh my god you were serious Exotic pet imports.
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May 24, 2017 17:51
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how are they going to explain away the mass murder of americans at the hands of the so called protagonist without the national guard or FBI showing up???
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May 24, 2017 17:54
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will video games ever generate weird realistic body types like lumpy guts and skinny necks or is it just easier to make everyone the same
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May 24, 2017 17:56
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One of the mid bosses should be a fat lady on a mobility scooter
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May 24, 2017 17:57
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numberoneposter posted:how are they going to explain away the mass murder of americans at the hands of the so called protagonist without the national guard or FBI showing up??? America is a third world country with crumbling infrastructure and chronic underfunding of public services. There are probably entire communities of tens of thousands that got cut off decades ago and haven't been contacted since.
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May 24, 2017 17:58
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Sounds pretty cool tbh we're finally getting a sequel to Redneck Rampage:  a heckin good time  
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May 24, 2017 17:58
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numberoneposter posted:how are they going to explain away the mass murder of americans at the hands of the so called protagonist without the national guard or FBI showing up??? last minute revision to make the setting downtown Chicago
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May 24, 2017 17:59
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Fartbox posted:Sounds pretty cool tbh i appreciate the MUFF SERVICE sign
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May 24, 2017 18:01
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Mycroft Holmes posted:i can't wait to kill some values voters This, and also I'm pretty sure the game is set in Appalachia (Tennessee, Kentucky, Virginia, the Carolinas) based on the topology presented in this teaser image
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May 24, 2017 18:02
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It's Montana, they already said the location.
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May 24, 2017 18:03
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How many posts til the Trumpniks burst in to cry about video games persecuting them?
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May 24, 2017 18:03
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big nipples big life posted:It's Montana, they already said the location. welp disregard that I suck cocks
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May 24, 2017 18:04
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i like the guy with his dog tags clearly visible finally, a game where you can murder proud american veterans this is a joke, obviously
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May 24, 2017 18:06
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Finally a video game where you can kill Trump voters
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May 24, 2017 18:07
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i might actually play this one. aside from blood dragon, the rest of the series never terribly appealed to me.
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May 24, 2017 18:07
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$10 says they're going to have a mission akin to 3's where you burn the weed operation, but this time you're rigging a meth lab to explode
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May 24, 2017 18:08
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I hope the coop isn't as much of a buggy mess as 4
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May 24, 2017 18:09
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amusinginquiry posted:I hope the coop isn't as much of a buggy mess as 4 Good news: it'll be even worse
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May 24, 2017 18:09
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I hope fentanyl replaces the smoke bombs most Ubisoft games have
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May 24, 2017 18:10
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i always liked how bleak far cry 2 was welcome to africa everything sucks (even the quick travel system)
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May 24, 2017 18:11
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What rich spiritual heritage will they mine for the drug/dream sequences? Injuns? Hilbillies?
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May 24, 2017 18:11
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Squashing Machine posted:Good news: it'll be even worse This would be impressive and probably will be the case
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May 24, 2017 18:12
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The only good part of the last FarCry I played was that segment where you burn a weed plantation while a retarded skrillex song plays. If they can infuse the game with more weird and different stuff like that, I'll enjoy it If it's just more "climb towers 100 times and then attack the same generic outpost 100 times until the game is over" it's gonna be boring as poo poo
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May 24, 2017 18:12
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big nipples big life posted:One of the mid bosses should be a fat lady on a mobility scooter already done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzo5g8HkXgM
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May 24, 2017 18:13
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Ubisoft has a fair number of Haudenosaunee actors in their rolodex from assassins creed 3 so theyll just pretend to be mohawks or soux or who cares for this one not like it's designed, developed, and produced by a multicultural of various religious faiths and beliefs this time
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May 24, 2017 18:13
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big nipples big life posted:The best part of this game is going to be the article comments shitstorm leading up to it.
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May 24, 2017 18:17
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here's hoping for an escort mission where you take a hillbilly out to his holler to run moonshine in a model T and then he goes blind or something
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May 24, 2017 18:22
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This is cultural appropriation! Outrageous + disgusting!
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May 24, 2017 18:24
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gently caress yeah
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May 24, 2017 18:24
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Club Sandwich posted:here's hoping for an escort mission where you take a hillbilly out to his holler to run moonshine in a model T and then he goes blind or something this is the most ubisoft thing i've read all day
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May 24, 2017 18:25
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