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Club Sandwich posted:here's hoping for an escort mission where you take a hillbilly out to his holler to run moonshine in a model T and then he goes blind or something
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May 24, 2017 18:27
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Mordor She Wrote posted:How many posts til the Trumpniks burst in to cry about video games persecuting them? Wait, you're not one of those cool looking guys on the cover
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May 24, 2017 18:28
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Are these people said rednecks? They look like coastal hipsters
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May 24, 2017 18:33
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Pawl posted:Are these people said rednecks? They look like coastal hipsters Ubisoft is French, give them some leeway.
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Here's everything you missed if you havent played a farcry game one billion climbing animations 900 million skinning animations until you discover on a random forum post 4 years after playing the game that you can turn these off one billion stupid healing animations of you pulling something from your arm one boring torch the drugs quest where every quest giver tells you how cool this quest is and how awesome the flamethrower is that you never equip again two hallucinate and walk forward and revisit plot points quests that move at a snails pace and take away all the good gameplay for 45 minutes 50 swim under a pool of water to get to the cave on the otherside quests Here's a list of all the npcs you'll encounter A charismatic villain who has "pizzazz" and "flair". You know they have charisma because the game tells you they do A priest who worships guns A CIA agent who used you A sexy female protagonist who will ask you to do something differently than the lead male npc protagonist a real boss villain who's been pulling the charismatic villains strings. you will fight him in a helicopter A++ same game every time. Will play again easy as gently caress to win basically just shoot things in pretty landscapes simulator
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Hm. Looks like they got the American flag wrong. They're french though, so simple mistake I guess 
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the main bad guy looks like my hipster barber!!!
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Fartbox posted:The only good part of the last FarCry I played was that segment where you burn a weed plantation while a retarded skrillex song plays. If they can infuse the game with more weird and different stuff like that, I'll enjoy it That's like 3 games ago bro This is a day 1 purchase for me already
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Pawl posted:Are these people said rednecks? They look like coastal hipsters surprising amount of overlap in those two looks, since the hipsters are often trying to imitate the gruff Americana look that is naturally occurring in rednecks
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Madcosby posted:Here's everything you missed if you havent played a farcry game
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Pawl posted:Are these people said rednecks? They look like coastal hipsters So like the Duck Dynasty people.
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May 24, 2017 18:47
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Best Far Cry game was Blood Dragon. They should have made Blood Dragon 2 imo
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Far Cry hasn't had an enemy who deserved to die this much yet. I heartily approve, kill them all, rip and tear!
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fc2 was the only good far cry game
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Can't wait to shoot Trump voters in a video game OP 100% unironic
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ElGroucho posted:Can't wait to shoot Trump voters in a video game OP If reality is any guide you'll probably lose the game and cry
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there's already a game where you kill trump supporters, and it's called Call of Duty: World at War
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Maya Fey posted:there's already a game where you kill trump supporters, and it's called Call of Duty: World at War 
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Maya Fey posted:there's already a game where you kill trump supporters, and it's called Call of Duty: World at War 
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*camps with a sniper rifle while all objectives get capped and team loses* UNFAIR I WON THE MOST KILLS
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most counter-strike players are probably ironic trump supporters so theres your outlet
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Maya Fey posted:there's already a game where you kill trump supporters, and it's called Call of Duty: World at War 
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a hole-y ghost posted:Best Far Cry game was Blood Dragon. They should have made Blood Dragon 2 imo agreedo a hole-y ghost
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I wish they would make one where we can play as Vaas and run around killing rich white kids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEWJ-JgVS7Q
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blood dragon? more like cant see poo poo ahhh its all purple and grainy!!!!!
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Dear Ubi plz make Far Cry Fyre Festival
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a hole-y ghost posted:Best Far Cry game was Blood Dragon. They should have made Blood Dragon 2 imo
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Pawn 17 posted:I wish they would make one where we can play as Vaas and run around killing rich white kids.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:i can't wait to kill some values voters
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big nipples big life posted:Ubisoft is French, give them some leeway. quite the opposite my friend
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I have found Far Cry to be a legit boring series beneath my time to even pirate, much less pay any dollar amount for, but if Far Cry 5 lets me shoot rednecks and racists without ever pulling the rug out and being like *~YOU ARE ALSO A BAD GUY~* then I will totally shell out full price for a collector's edition
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:quite the opposite my friend
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a hole-y ghost posted:What's the opposite of French?? German
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a hole-y ghost posted:What's the opposite of French?? Freedom
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:Single player games are for autistics
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Please let the protagonist be Muslim.
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:Single player games are for autistics So you preordered it already?
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Ubisoft gets to keep making games while Kojima Productions and IO Interactive die in a pauper's grave. Hail Satan
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