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Mameluke posted:Finally a video game where you can kill Trump voters Wolfenstein already exists
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Just realized page 2 in its entirety is this joke and people reacting to this joke and also a Trump voter who is very upset about this joke.
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May 24, 2017 19:10
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Cletus MacRacist: remember... no russian
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May 24, 2017 19:10
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Just realized page 2 in its entirety is this joke and people reacting to this joke and also a Trump voter who is very upset about this joke.
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May 24, 2017 19:11
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The protagonist should be a black, female LEO, like Rachel from Justified.
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May 24, 2017 19:11
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big nipples big life posted:The protagonist should be a black, female LEO, like Rachel from Justified. also the main plot is about rescuing her girlfriend from ya'll qaeda. i'd buy 5 copies
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May 24, 2017 19:15
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with how insanely lovely the writing is in those games i can't wait to see how heavy handed they can make this
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May 24, 2017 19:15
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Maya Fey posted:with how insanely lovely the writing is in those games i can't wait to see how heavy handed they can make this Imagine Kevin Smith's Red State but stripped of any nuance and depth (lol)
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May 24, 2017 19:17
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far cry 6 should be in a public library but like a public library cut off from civilization and filled with eskimos or something
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May 24, 2017 19:17
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far cry 7 should be in Costco where the towers are sample tables you play as an elderly Asian woman who needs to elbow other shoppers out of her way to get at the samples
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May 24, 2017 19:18
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Thirsty Girl posted:far cry 6 should be in a public library but like a public library cut off from civilization and filled with eskimos or something It should be on a university campus
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May 24, 2017 19:19
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The protagonist should be that hot trans elf from that nintendo game.
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May 24, 2017 19:19
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numberoneposter posted:The protagonist should be that hot trans elf from that nintendo game. link?
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May 24, 2017 19:21
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Maya Fey posted:link?
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May 24, 2017 19:21
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In Far Cry 8 you are a photographer who jumps a fence to take a close photo of a waterfall but you slip because the rocks are very wet beyond the fence.
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May 24, 2017 19:22
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:In Far Cry 8 you are a photographer who jumps a fence to take a close photo of a waterfall but you slip because the rocks are very wet beyond the fence. whoah i like the cut of your jiblets lets run w/ this see where it goes
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May 24, 2017 19:24
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Thirsty Girl posted:whoah i like the cut of your jiblets lets run w/ this see where it goes
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May 24, 2017 19:25
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An upcoming Far Cry game is said to be about a small child whose parents let him ride his tricycle around the block but not into the alleyway towards the next street over. He rides his tricycle through the alleyway one day and then gets lost and has to find an adult to help him get home.
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May 24, 2017 19:29
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i used to be a terrified nerd but then i got myself a tribal tattoo
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May 24, 2017 19:33
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A man goes into an anarchist bookstore to use the bathroom but when he comes out they ask him to buy something.
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May 24, 2017 19:36
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Far Cry 9 takes place entirely on top of a radio tower
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May 24, 2017 19:37
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 never before seen leaked beta footage of far cry 3 (aka the good one) to celebrate far cry 5's announcement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ZX_ToJHFk
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May 24, 2017 19:38
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Honestly middle Americans will probably be even more popular than Nazis as power-fantasy bullet targets.
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May 24, 2017 19:43
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yeah they voted wrong so right up there with nazis BLAM BLAM DIE FUCKERS
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May 24, 2017 20:04
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Far Cry 10 takes place in a Office Depot and your character is Slavoj Zizek
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May 24, 2017 20:09
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The MAGA CHUDs are all up in arms over this. They're literally planning on not buying a video game!
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May 24, 2017 20:09
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rezatahs posted:yeah they voted wrong so right up there with nazis BLAM BLAM DIE FUCKERS This only 100% without any sense of irony attached to it. gently caress Nazis.
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May 24, 2017 20:10
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Far Cry 11 you are an anthropomorphic mouse facing evil rats while also contending with the various hazards of the giant house you are in
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May 24, 2017 20:11
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numberoneposter posted:how are they going to explain away the mass murder of americans at the hands of the so called protagonist without the national guard or FBI showing up??? The plot of the game is that an insane doomsday prepper/freeman of the land cult takes over part of Montana, so judging by the stars under the logo I'm guessing that you play as the feds. This game is a Bundy siege simulator. E: also one of the antagonists is Tom Cruise.
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May 24, 2017 20:12
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Maya Fey posted:link? link please
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May 24, 2017 20:13
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They don't look anywhere near in-bred enough to be Montanans though. They even have jaws and foreheads.
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May 24, 2017 20:14
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Far Cry 5: shoot a bunch of Youtube knife reviewers.
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May 24, 2017 20:15
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i think so far my favorite part of the thread is the posts conflating montanans with the rednecks of applachia like seriously lmbo
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May 24, 2017 20:16
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strange how maga weirdoes complain about snowflakes but are very easily offended and mad at a videogame portraying rednecks ?? I'm sure there will be some references to trump or something but man are they such salty babies
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May 24, 2017 20:16
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This is cool
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May 24, 2017 20:17
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I can't wait for the subtle biting social commentary from the fine folks over at Ubisoft maybe you'll get to team up with the protagonist of watch_dogs 2 and teach those bundy hicks a lesson, then laugh at the latest memes such as [sexy Wendy's logo] and/or [fat man rolling down a hill] together
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May 24, 2017 20:17
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rezatahs posted:i think so far my favorite part of the thread is the posts conflating montanans with the rednecks of applachia yes less Cletus the slack jawed yokel and more Clive bundy and his band of weirdoes occupying a federal reserve
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May 24, 2017 20:18
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Jerry Cotton posted:They don't look anywhere near in-bred enough to be Montanans though. They even have jaws and foreheads. ubi thinks mountain folk look like seattle hipsters and since you get to shoot them I don't really think this is bad.
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May 24, 2017 20:19
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The gamer uprising against the painting of good American families as insane killers will lead to a second version of this game getting published where the crazy people are, I don't know, let's say one of the weird polygamous Mormon sects from southern Alberta.
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May 24, 2017 20:19
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big nipples big life posted:ubi thinks mountain folk look like seattle hipsters and since you get to shoot them I don't really think this is bad. Yeah I don't really care one way or the other. I'm sure making 3-D models that look like actual Americans would be a lot harder than just using human-shaped models.
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