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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Maya Fey posted:

a Far Cry... from a good game!

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Really hoping for this to be a postal 2 reboot

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Maya Fey posted:

who gives a poo poo what "gaming journalists" say

Gamers

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
So no water monsters like the other far cry games?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
you'll need to watch out for the rare and dangerous Montana Hippo

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Edgar posted:

So no water monsters like the other far cry games?

Uh, ultra-aggressive salmon? :shrug:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Should be plenty of beached whales if the game is being true to middle America.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Franais.
Leaked screenshot of hunting animals in far cry 5:

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

MONTANA RIVER MONSTERS

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Quality trolling by Ubisoft.

But is the protagonist PoC?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
The crying Indian chief from those commercials will be your mentor. He'll teach you to tap into the 1/64th Cherokee blood you have in you to hunt and scalp rednecks

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

CharlestonJew posted:

The crying Indian chief from those commercials will be your mentor. He'll teach you to tap into the 1/64th Cherokee blood you have in you to hunt and scalp rednecks

I think the crying Indian chief should be the player.


The game begins when you have a chance encounter with a raised pickup truck dumping some old tires in a ravine.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

CharlestonJew posted:

The crying Indian chief from those commercials will be your mentor. He'll teach you to tap into the 1/64th Cherokee blood you have in you to hunt and scalp rednecks

G.O.T.Y.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

CharlestonJew posted:

The crying Indian chief from those commercials will be your mentor. He'll teach you to tap into the 1/64th Cherokee blood you have in you to hunt and scalp rednecks

the third act twist comes during a hallucination when you realize the Cherokee princess was probably really a black girl, *jungle music plays, the player's bow and arrow transform into a righteous spear*

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Agag posted:

Quality trolling by Ubisoft.

But is the protagonist PoC?

WoC with six dicks. at least.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Idk why they keep making these dumb games when they peaked with Far Cry: Blood Dragon

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Can we e-mail this to Rush Limbaugh or Ann Coulter and get a fake news shitstorm going? I really want this to happen.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Far Cry 14: Just buy it, cmooooooooon, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese??????

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

a bone to pick posted:

Idk why they keep making these dumb games when they peaked with Far Cry: Blood Dragon

new ideas are incredibly illegal in AAA games and Hollywood movies

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Far Cry 15: Alex Jones vs The Globalists

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
I hope this becomes a hot trend and we see new woke games like Assassins Creed: Punch Nazis

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Command and Conquer: General Flynn's Zero Hero

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Pawl posted:

I hope this becomes a hot trend and we see new woke games like Assassins Creed: Punch Nazis

Battlefield Antifa: Make America Great Again

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

unpleasantly turgid posted:

WoC with six dicks. at least.

Collect three coyote pelts to craft additional dick.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Wait was Flynn a general? Oh who gives a gently caress it makes a good joke so I'm sticking and with it and drat the facts. I'm a real American.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Maya Fey posted:

a Far Cry... from a good game!

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Which far cry was the far cry that was supposed to be all OMG open world but aside from one town there were no people aside from random bad guys with guns who would shoot at you and the same five missions over and over and over again?

That was a bad game.

I've stopped playing games so I don't think I'll buy this one.

Unless there's a level where I get to shoot up Jesus Camp.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Pawl posted:

I hope this becomes a hot trend and we see new woke games like Assassins Creed: Punch Nazis
They had that! It was called the Saboteur, and it was pretty darn good. More GTA than Assassin's Creed, though.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


EvilJoven posted:

Which far cry was the far cry that was supposed to be all OMG open world but aside from one town there were no people aside from random bad guys with guns who would shoot at you and the same five missions over and over and over again?

That was a bad game.

I've stopped playing games so I don't think I'll buy this one.

Unless there's a level where I get to shoot up Jesus Camp.

thats all the far crys

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

EvilJoven posted:

Which far cry was the far cry that was supposed to be all OMG open world but aside from one town there were no people aside from random bad guys with guns who would shoot at you and the same five missions over and over and over again?

This is like, every single Far Cry ever made, and Crysis.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Strudel Man posted:

They had that! It was called the Saboteur, and it was pretty darn good. More GTA than Assassin's Creed, though.

The only problem was the player character was from one of those terrible terrorist countries :(

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


a bone to pick posted:

This is like, every single Far Cry ever made, and Crysis.

crysis/ warhead were both good for the first couple hours where you're the Predator insanely brutally murdering koreans in the jungle

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Maya Fey posted:

crysis/ warhead were both good for the first couple hours where you're the Predator insanely brutally murdering koreans in the jungle
crysis was good up until the point you had to fight jellyfish

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Maya Fey posted:

crysis/ warhead were both good for the first couple hours where you're the Predator insanely brutally murdering koreans in the jungle

Ah you don't have to tell me twice, stalking Korean soldiers on a jungle island like Predator was one of the best FPS experiences I've had

a hole-y ghost posted:

crysis was good up until the point you had to fight jellyfish

:agreed:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Over There posted:

Really hoping for this to be a postal 2 reboot
pee pee in the tower's mouth until it throws up

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Jerry Cotton posted:

The only problem was the player character was from one of those terrible terrorist countries :(
No, no, he was Irish.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Strudel Man posted:

No, no, he was Irish.
:thejoke:

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Chomp8645 posted:

I think the crying Indian chief should be the player.


1st DLC for sure

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
far cry 2 was fun, i liked it.

far cry 3 was, okay, it wasn't very memorable or amazing or anything.

blood dragon was tons of fun, but maybe only once or twice, not like a game with a ton of replay value.

i like atmosphere and lots of dialogue, little sidequests are fun and conquering forts was always great.

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Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
:owned:

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