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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014



:lol:

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

The best part of this game is going to be the article comments shitstorm leading up to it.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

One of the mid bosses should be a fat lady on a mobility scooter

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

It's Montana, they already said the location.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Pawl posted:

Are these people said rednecks? They look like coastal hipsters

Ubisoft is French, give them some leeway.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Maya Fey posted:

there's already a game where you kill trump supporters, and it's called Call of Duty: World at War

:drat:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

a hole-y ghost posted:

What's the opposite of French??

German

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

The protagonist should be a black, female LEO, like Rachel from Justified.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Far Cry 9 takes place entirely on top of a radio tower

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Jerry Cotton posted:

They don't look anywhere near in-bred enough to be Montanans though. They even have jaws and foreheads.

ubi thinks mountain folk look like seattle hipsters and since you get to shoot them I don't really think this is bad.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

why is "ginner" written on the back of that white person

the religious hipster militia are also teetotalers.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Black Friday would be a good setting for a Far Cry game

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Jerry Cotton posted:

In other words, rednecks.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Squashing Machine posted:

I'm thinking mostly of the slew of games journalism articles that will inevitably say this is a capital-I Important Game for the Trump Age, coming from the game series where you literally look at your bloody hands and say "what have I become" in one scene

Life Pro Tip: Don't read stuff written by game journalists.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I liked Undertale and Braid

you should be the antagonist in Far Cry 6

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Universe Master posted:

Please get rid of the eagle attacks.

They are bald eagle attacks now.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

please describe your ideal video game racist

solid snake but he says friend of the family a lot

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I bet if you liked Far Cry 2, 3 and 4 you will like it.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

spacetoaster posted:

Hasn't Far Cry been about fake locations? Why would they pick a real state, in a real country?

I mean, if they wanted to go that route I can't think of a better location that Libya, or Syria.

I'm pretty sure Africa and the Himalayas are real dude.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

spacetoaster posted:

So you believe the nation of Kyrat is real? lol

It's not?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Trailer is here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdaoe4hbMso

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

more stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pFHPq84iB0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWQKZGHSdrE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9wCR1dezsc

you are a new deputy for the local sheriff

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

What mod is that?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Scyantific posted:

lol you're putting faith in ubisoft to not poo poo this up somehow

Ubisoft is really good at making Ubisoft games, if you like to clean all the icons off a huge map then you will probably enjoy most everything they've made since 2008. If that sounds like the worst poo poo ever then you will not.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

nigga crab pollock posted:

the core problem with ubisoft games is the icons, it removes the suspense and uncertainty from the game world and im sorry i don't play games to be bombarded with a visually overwhelming but ultimately mindless stream of stimuli, i like suspense and uncertainty. like far cry 3 might even be a good game if they didn't literally point out every wild animal in a 15 mile radius of dense jungle with giant neon arrows and expect you to find them threatening

like they run counter to what you would expect the design goals of these games to be and the fact that its a repeated thing they do in every game betrays the fact that they have no interest in making game design decisions based on gameplay, they just churn out games to a design specification

sounds like you are the second half of what i said

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