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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Here's everything you missed if you havent played a farcry game

one billion climbing animations

900 million skinning animations until you discover on a random forum post 4 years after playing the game that you can turn these off

one billion stupid healing animations of you pulling something from your arm

one boring torch the drugs quest where every quest giver tells you how cool this quest is and how awesome the flamethrower is that you never equip again

two hallucinate and walk forward and revisit plot points quests that move at a snails pace and take away all the good gameplay for 45 minutes

50 swim under a pool of water to get to the cave on the otherside quests

Here's a list of all the npcs you'll encounter

A charismatic villain who has "pizzazz" and "flair". You know they have charisma because the game tells you they do

A priest who worships guns

A CIA agent who used you

A sexy female protagonist who will ask you to do something differently than the lead male npc protagonist

a real boss villain who's been pulling the charismatic villains strings. you will fight him in a helicopter



A++ same game every time. Will play again easy as gently caress to win basically just shoot things in pretty landscapes simulator

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