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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Far Cry 5 is going to be about shooting crazy religious rednecks in Montana
 
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Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
$10 says they're going to have a mission akin to 3's where you burn the weed operation, but this time you're rigging a meth lab to explode

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Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

amusinginquiry posted:

I hope the coop isn't as much of a buggy mess as 4

Good news: it'll be even worse

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Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
I'm conflicted on this one. On one hand, I like the Far Cry games and rural Montana seems like a novel and interesting place to take the series rather than just Anonymized Foreign Country, but on the other, I hate the idea of spineless little would-be Nazi punchers getting to enact a power fantasy based on the idea that everyone who voted differently from you deserves to die

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Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Strudel Man posted:

It's silly to fret about what other people enjoy pretending in their games.

I'm thinking mostly of the slew of games journalism articles that will inevitably say this is a capital-I Important Game for the Trump Age, coming from the game series where you literally look at your bloody hands and say "what have I become" in one scene

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Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
I'm mostly just waiting for the day when the McElroy Brothers completely disavow Polygon and the little cohort of joyless scolds they managed to bring together

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Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Jerry Cotton posted:

I don't know what this means but you do.

If you're not down with the McElroys then whatever bruv

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Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
Your tranq crossbow gets less effective as the game goes on, as the sedative is opioid-based and your enemies will become increasingly degenerate and resistant to its effects

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Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
In a knowing nod to the popular racial satire "Get Out', it will be possible to repurpose an elk antler into a melee weapon and stab white people in the neck with it

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Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

numberoneposter posted:

i hope u play as a bad rear end lesbian rear end kicker!!! :clint:

I don't get it, what's this character's motivation for beating up lesbians

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