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The white van is the morgue van. When my partner got to my house he said that the police were taking boxes of stuff out of the building and it was over three hours between when the ambulance came and when the last police car left so that seems weird if he just had a heart attack or something. What should I do? How can I protect home from evil spirits? Should I send the widow flowers? Should I be worried that there is a serial killer preying on innocent people that live in condos? He was a good neighbor.
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# ? May 24, 2017 18:36 |
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maybe it was your posting
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# ? May 24, 2017 18:47 |
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HOAs are going to go up. No one is going to buy that condo.
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# ? May 24, 2017 18:49 |
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Oscar Wild posted:HOAs are going to go up. No one is going to buy that condo. well, obviously. 3o lives next door.
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# ? May 24, 2017 18:50 |
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what do you mean partner? are you a cop or something?
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# ? May 24, 2017 18:52 |
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Three Olives posted:He was a good neighbor. was he state farm?
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# ? May 24, 2017 18:52 |
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Now SASS are going to internet detective you further (so they can gently caress you in person since they love gay sex they're big homos)
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# ? May 24, 2017 18:53 |
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The flowers (explicitly for the tomb, of course) and a card would be a nice gesture
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# ? May 24, 2017 18:53 |
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drat so close
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# ? May 24, 2017 18:53 |
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Les Os posted:what do you mean partner? are you a cop or something? The guy I stick my penis into.
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# ? May 24, 2017 18:57 |
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Three Olives posted:The guy I stick my penis into. a cop, then
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# ? May 24, 2017 18:58 |
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Knock down the walls dividing your condo with theirs. Annex the adjacent condo.
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:00 |
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if you're a cop you have to say otherwise it's entrapment
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:00 |
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three olives, this thread is pretty insensitive to be honest. GBS is currently very tender due to the incel threads, it doesn't really seem fitting to tell a story about a male who owned a female as that would hurt some peoples' sensibilities. I will say this, though: it's good that he's dead now, finally some of us can have a turn. Can she still drive?
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:00 |
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Why do you care if he's dead? You tried to gently caress him over years ago by controlling his internet access.
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:01 |
VikingSkull posted:maybe it was your posting
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:05 |
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Was he a Keureg or French Press man?
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:05 |
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Oh man and I had almost forgot you had a condo!
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:14 |
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Three Olives posted:The guy I stick my penis into. I'm sure your neighbor appreciates your contribution to the AIDS epidemic.
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:15 |
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something something seinfeld joke
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:15 |
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i like that posted:Now SASS are going to internet detective you further (so they can gently caress you in person since they love gay sex they're big homos)
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:16 |
My condo neighbour died recently too but for some reason I didn't make a thread about it. He accepted my amazon packages since we don't have concierges like some fancy pants.
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:17 |
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For such nice condos it's surprising how many people are just dying to get out.
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:18 |
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:My condo neighbour died recently too but for some reason I didn't make a thread about it. He accepted my amazon packages since we don't have concierges like some fancy pants. Sorry for your loss.
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:19 |
I still mourn the lack of amazon delivery since they switched to their own employees as drivers. They can't get a key for the lobby because they're all ex-criminals.
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:22 |
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Three Olives murders his neighbors. Maybe you could let one of the lobby hobos sleep in the vacant condo?
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:24 |
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Les Os posted:what do you mean partner? are you a cop or something? It's well-established gbs lore that 3o is gay, lives in a condo, and hates when children have fun.
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:26 |
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I hope some nice young man posts a thread like this for me when I finally die alone at home.
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:28 |
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quick, eat his heart and gain his power
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:39 |
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literally a hog posted:I hope some nice young man posts a thread like this for me when I finally die alone at home. I'll do it, but I might forget your name.
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:41 |
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Rubellavator posted:It's well-established gbs lore that 3o is gay, lives in a condo, and hates when children have fun. He's also fat and is Austin Uber's #1 customer.
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:48 |
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well I didn't vote for him
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:49 |
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General Dog posted:For such nice condos it's surprising how many people are just dying to get out. this, also do you think he drank too much chilled water?
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:52 |
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When they took the body out, did you happen to notice him hiding a boner under the blanket? I hear dead people get boners. Do dead women get death boners, or do they just queef a lot?
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:53 |
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walk up to the widow, take a selfie with her and post the pic itt. just tell her that you want to share it with your internet friends on a comedy forum.
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:53 |
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I told myself if this thread was still here when I got back I would downvote it. So here I am and gently caress you OP.
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# ? May 24, 2017 20:03 |
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Seduce the widow so you can knock down the wall between your condos and have one big condo.
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# ? May 24, 2017 20:07 |
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one note threads reminds me of the bad old days. they're bad, getting old, and will stay on the front page for days sorry man just brainstorming this is actually a good thread. just wanted to hang out in here and test out some material Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 20:18 on May 24, 2017 |
# ? May 24, 2017 20:15 |
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I hope it was a carbon monoxide leak and the OP is next
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# ? May 24, 2017 20:20 |
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Three Olives posted:
this is all the evidence i need to claim that insurance agents murdered him
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